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Is your mouse pointer lonely?

  • 30-12-2011 5:26pm
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


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  • #2
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    No, my pointer is a solitary hunter.


  • #3
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Im on my phone so now my thumb has some new friends :)


  • #4
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    One tablet to many me thinks.


  • #5
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    there is no apples, its not the same


  • #6
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    We have an Orange around here somewhere....


    ORANGE where are you. You're wanteddddddd


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  • #7
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    chucken1 wrote: »
    You're wanteddddddd

    at the door?......oh that takes me back :D


  • #8
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I like to point at fat people


  • #9
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Saila wrote: »
    at the door?......oh that takes me back :D

    come in an do yer lessons


  • #10
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    hondasam wrote: »
    I like to point at fat people

    Its a glandular thing :(


  • #11
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    hondasam wrote: »
    I like to point at fat people

    why?


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  • #12
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    This doesnt really work. My pointer cant dance as good as them other pointers.


  • #13
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    why?

    because the question is usually 'who ate all the pies'


  • #14
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Fat people always say that when they eat all the pies


  • #15
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    NOT me, couldent be. THEN WHO?


  • #16
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Big beautiful women of the nest lets have a tea and cake party and not invite Sam - her skin and bones will only make up sick


  • #17
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


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    Happy New Year Nestlings :)

    Im goin to be extra extra nice this year


  • #18
    sheepydog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭sheepydog


    I **** kids


  • #19
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    sheepydog wrote: »
    I love kids

    awwwwwwww     :)


  • #20
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Big beautiful women of the nest lets have a tea and cake party and not invite Sam - her skin and bones will only make up sick

    I'm having my own party, don't want to go to your party.


  • #21
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    hondasam wrote: »
    I'm having my own party, don't want to go to your party.

    Can i come, nobody showed up to my party :(


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  • #22
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    that's cause no one likes fatties. am I not to skinny for you ?


  • #23
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    hondasam wrote: »
    that's cause no one likes fatties. am I not to skinny for you ?


    Nope not if you have cake.


  • #24
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Nope not if you have cake.

    I have kack if that will do?


  • #25
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    It will do nicely. HAIL KACK


  • #26
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    done. its turning into a right fukin divia now though :rolleyes:


  • #27
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I want pie


  • #28
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


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  • #29
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    I want pie

    so does she, all the benefits of cake, look, taste, smell, but only half the calories

    %60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60FatWomanCAke.jpg


  • #30
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    That is the reason I don't eat pie. If sarky says I'm fat he is dead.


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  • #31
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    hondasam wrote: »
    That is the reason I don't eat pie. If sarky says I'm fat he is dead.

    Maybe becouse im drunk.

    But your not fat, babe.


  • #32
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Saila wrote: »
    %60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60%60FatWomanCAke.jpg

    Imagine eating so much cake that your eyes melt...


  • #33
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I did that, once. Melty eyes is an unusually pleasant sensation. Sort of like a sponge bath. But for your eyes.


  • #34
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky is that fat chick your gf ?


  • #35
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I always thought gf meant "gluten free".


  • #36
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    put her on gluten free diet,she will loose weight. might take some time.


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  • #37
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I presumed it was you. Because you're so damn fat.


  • #38
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I'm super slim actually. you could say I'm perfect.
    Happy new year sarky.


  • #39
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This is where I'm supposed to ask for proof, right? but instead you PM me a pic of Tubgirl or Blue Waffle or something.


  • #40
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    you could just take my word for it.


  • #41
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nu-uh. Last time I did that they ended up having a cock.


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  • #42
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    but you still did Right.


  • #43
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'd already paid for dinner, what else was I going to do?


  • #44
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    was it good? did you get beard rash?


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