Happy Chrimbo

Rolli

EdenHazard wrote: »

same as any other, real bored but with presents. xmas day sucks so much, well not if u get somethin really good that you can use...like a new ps3 game but im only getting clothes this year

Christmas for me is boring, I've got no kids. My parents still live in Donegal, and my only brother is a Guard and he works on Christmas. So its like a regular day for me. Although I still hate being called into work when I should be off.

3ndahalfof6

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Happy Christmas Everyone!!

By the way. I hope at that least one of you gets kidnapped by a serial killer. I hope he pins you down to a table and anal rapes you for for less than 13 hours straight (doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman). Then he turns your tired and lifeless semen ridden body over and proceeds to peel the skin off your legs using a pin knife. You scream in pain, but not loud enough for people to hear you because you're so weak. Then he begins to sever you genitals.

If you're a man, he will first remove your scrotum and then tie your testicles to an AC power supply. He will force feed you your severed scrotum while listening to Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen. He will begin to electrocute you slowly through your testicles, but no so much as to kill you, yet. While doing so, he will begin to remove your penis, first snipping off the head of your penis with a pair of garden sheers, then moving his way down your shaft - snip, snip, snip. Of course he will have given you Viagra pills to make the scene more, shall we say, bloody.

You will be in so much pain that you cannot feel anything below your lower abdomen anymore. Most of the skin has already been removed from your legs, and your bones and muscles in that region are now visible. You're still alive but you're slipping in and out of consciousness. He slowly removes the flesh and muscle from your legs and fries it on a cooker he has supplied in the basement. He eats it with some curry, which contains your blood as one of its ingredients, while you breathe your last breath. He feeds you some as your last meal. He then saws off your legs, violently, with an electric saw. You are now dead, Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen is in its final movement.

With the same pin knife he cut your scrotum off with earlier, he begins to surgically remove your skin from your neck to the shattered remains of your genitalia; peeling it from your body, revealing your ribs. He cracks your ribs open and removes all your vital organs. He will eat these over the next few day. He then turns you over again and rapes you dead body for a further 13 hours; the smell of your already decomposing body filling the room, turning him on further. Afterwards, he saws off your arms and feeds them to his hounds in the backyard.

He then saws of your head, ties it to a pike and rapes your head for 3 hours straight. On the same pike your head is resting, he takes the pin knife, a hammer and a chisel and remove the top of your skull to reveal your brains. He gets a high-chair, a knife and a fork, and begins to eat your brains raw. When he's finished, he throws all your remains, apart from the remains he will consume later, into a great fire in his back yard.

Lol, I'm only joking.

Seriously though, have a happy & safe Christmas,

Yours,

KP.

(PS: I hate Christmas. I wrote the above in the hope that you'd throw up after eating your Christmas Dinner.)

so what happened the she 1

BOHtox

Merry Fishmas everybody.


More of the same next year please. What I mean by that is the same but a lot more of it!

Killer Pigeon

Kasabian wrote: »

KP why do you hope the anal rape is for less than 13 hours?
Does it become enjoyable after 13 hours?

13 is consider is often considered an unlucky number - Friday 13th, 13 people around the table at Christ's Last Supper, etc.. The twisted mind of a serial killer often thinks symbolically. The incorporation of the number 13 into the rape of the victim is intended to ward off all the victim's luck and to ensure a successful killing. The number 13, in some cultures, also represents femininity, in the case of the victim, it represents his/her submission to a dominate masculine power, i.e., the serial killer.

DEFTLEFTHAND

We're supposed to be spending it at my Aunts house, I'm debating on whether to attend as I don't speak to certain individuals who will be there. I'll probably end up going for my mothers sake though, plus who'd feed me if I didn't.

Rolli

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

We're supposed to be spending it at my Aunts house, I'm debating on whether to attend as I don't speak to certain individuals who will be there. I'll probably end up going for my mothers sake though, plus who'd feed me if I didn't.

Its horrible when you visit your mother in law's on Christmas for the first time...

aligator_am

Will be off to my sister's tomorrow, she makes a real "Irish mammy" dinner, incredibly tasty and a serving that would have sank the Titanic

This will probably be the first Christmas Day I won't be trollied drunk, still using one crutch and dont wanna get too brave after a few scoops.

Hope you all have a great day with family and friends, and get some nice gifts.

As I said to someone earlier, I was extra evil this year so Santy would bring me 2 bags of coal, will help cut down on the gas bill

aligator_am

Kasabian wrote: »

I shall be spending Christmas alone again. It used to be spend in a drunken stupor but now that I am sober I shall probably get up go for a walk, then head off for a long drive just to kill time. The rest of the day will be spend in front of the telly or readng the book I bought myself as a gift.

Christmas is a lonely time for me but it is the cost I pay for the life I led.
I am lucky though I will have heat and comfort plus a bit of grub to enjoy, I really feel for people who are homeless.

Jaysus, I feel a bit sad after reading that, hopefully you're only winding us up, if not then I hope things get better

Maybe look in to celebrating Festivus?

The feats of strength and airing of grievances sound like fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS7-jcsB_WQ

TomBeckett

first bfast then down to the beach for a massage then get the dinner and off to the pub for the evening:D:D

3ndahalfof6

its a load of mad dogs shiiiet

bodhrandude

Merry Xmas Boards, drink and be merry.

Doc Ruby

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Happy Christmas Everyone!!

By the way. I hope at that least one of you gets kidnapped by a serial killer. I hope he pins you down to a table and anal rapes you for for less than 13 hours straight (doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman). Then he turns your tired and lifeless semen ridden body over and proceeds to peel the skin off your legs using a pin knife. You scream in pain, but not loud enough for people to hear you because you're so weak. Then he begins to sever you genitals.

If you're a man, he will first remove your scrotum and then tie your testicles to an AC power supply. He will force feed you your severed scrotum while listening to Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen. He will begin to electrocute you slowly through your testicles, but no so much as to kill you, yet. While doing so, he will begin to remove your penis, first snipping off the head of your penis with a pair of garden sheers, then moving his way down your shaft - snip, snip, snip. Of course he will have given you Viagra pills to make the scene more, shall we say, bloody.

You will be in so much pain that you cannot feel anything below your lower abdomen anymore. Most of the skin has already been removed from your legs, and your bones and muscles in that region are now visible. You're still alive but you're slipping in and out of consciousness. He slowly removes the flesh and muscle from your legs and fries it on a cooker he has supplied in the basement. He eats it with some curry, which contains your blood as one of its ingredients, while you breathe your last breath. He feeds you some as your last meal. He then saws off your legs, violently, with an electric saw. You are now dead, Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen is in its final movement.

With the same pin knife he cut your scrotum off with earlier, he begins to surgically remove your skin from your neck to the shattered remains of your genitalia; peeling it from your body, revealing your ribs. He cracks your ribs open and removes all your vital organs. He will eat these over the next few day. He then turns you over again and rapes you dead body for a further 13 hours; the smell of your already decomposing body filling the room, turning him on further. Afterwards, he saws off your arms and feeds them to his hounds in the backyard.

He then saws of your head, ties it to a pike and rapes your head for 3 hours straight. On the same pike your head is resting, he takes the pin knife, a hammer and a chisel and remove the top of your skull to reveal your brains. He gets a high-chair, a knife and a fork, and begins to eat your brains raw. When he's finished, he throws all your remains, apart from the remains he will consume later, into a great fire in his back yard.

Lol, I'm only joking.

Seriously though, have a happy & safe Christmas,

Yours,

KP.

(PS: I hate Christmas. I wrote the above in the hope that you'd throw up after eating your Christmas Dinner.)

Oh for gods sake. Its a pen knife. A pen knife.

Killer Pigeon

Doc Ruby wrote: »

Oh for gods sake. Its a pen knife. A pen knife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0cJBEMiN1c