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Here how do i get rid of a body?

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    #32
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    OP - I suspect the midwife must have been standing on a chair when she dropped you on your head. Just leave the script writing to the professionals


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    #33
    Dancor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Ellis Dee wrote: »
    Ask your local bishop what to do. Those guys are tops when it comes to covering things up.:):):)

    Yes, ask Zumo Bishop.


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    #34
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    Ask Siri.


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    #35
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    AH is gone to fcuk.


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    #36
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Wasn't this the plot of a movie starring Christian Slater?*






    *obviously in this case transcribed by a driveling imbecile


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    #37
    Wossack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,004 ✭✭✭Wossack


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Well this is awkward...

    My suggestion is don't come to AH to troll...especially after you've posted your CV on boards...

    Hrm.. I know a Gard.. this could be worth a laugh


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    #38
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Wossack wrote: »
    Hrm.. I know a Gard.. this could be worth a laugh

    Ringing his Principal might be worth a laugh too...


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    #39
    Nalz
    Registered Users Posts: 16,752 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    7?


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    #40
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Well this is awkward...

    My suggestion is don't come to AH to troll...especially after you've posted your CV on boards...

    This could be fun!


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    #41
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Awwwww, OP's only just turned 17. Bless.


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    #42
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Well this is awkward...

    My suggestion is don't come to AH to troll...especially after you've posted your CV on boards...

    Ohhh, thats rough.

    Nice old Leaving Cert there, or was that the Junior Cert. Good communicator and quite the artiste!

    You're hired!!


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    #43
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Chop, blend, pour, bleach.

    Rinse and repeat as necessary.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #44
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    Ohhh, thats rough.

    Nice old Leaving Cert there, or was that the Junior Cert. Good communicator and quite the artiste!

    You're hired!!

    better than most of the plonkers Bill has to choose from


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    #45
    Jude_2010
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Jude_2010


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Well this is awkward...

    My suggestion is don't come to AH to troll...especially after you've posted your CV on boards...

    Hahahahahahahaha shiit :L
    alright alright. look i had a free DCG class and our teacher let us on the computers and since all other sites are blocked at our school i decided to visit good old trust worthy Boards.ie for a bitta craic
    So i decided to make this up .. there happy now
    the body wasnt Russian.. ;) thats all i'm gonnna say


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    #46
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Jude_2010 wrote: »
    Hahahahahahahaha shiit :L
    alright alright. look i had a free DCG class and our teacher let us on the computers and since all other sites are blocked at our school i decided to visit good old trust worthy Boards.ie for a bitta craic
    So i decided to make this up .. there happy now
    the body wasnt Russian.. ;) thats all i'm gonnna say

    A body of lies?


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    #47
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Jude_2010 wrote: »
    Hahahahahahahaha shiit :L
    alright alright. look i had a free DCG class and our teacher let us on the computers and since all other sites are blocked at our school i decided to visit good old trust worthy Boards.ie for a bitta craic
    So i decided to make this up .. there happy now
    the body wasnt Russian.. ;) thats all i'm gonnna say

    The worst thing about that CV is not one job you will apply to will care about those results.

    It's a shame as you snatched some reasonable grades.


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