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I Dont Know What To Do

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    #32
    Gummy Panda
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    hondasam wrote: »
    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

    ffs, take her on a picnic, get her drunk and have sex outdoors, she will love it, all girls do.

    What if the picnic was on a beach and he got sand in her vagina?


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    #33
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Nevore wrote: »
    I'd forgotten how awesome that video was...

    OP, install a pole in your cubicle and do a re run of that.

    Would a stripper pole hold such a bigman though?


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    #34
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Wanna go for a picnic? ;)

    Maybe when the frost clears.
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    What if the picnic was on a beach and he got sand in her vagina?

    Always be prepared, bring a blanket. a bit of sand will not kill her.


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    #35
    Bigman3456
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Bigman3456


    Well i must say this is ****e advice!! common lads


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    #36
    ascanbe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    Ask her if she would like to do the hibbety-dibbety.

    No.
    He should ask her if she wants to do the huckle-buck, first.
    Rushing things at this early, crucial, tender stage could prove fatal.


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    #37
    Bigman3456
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Bigman3456


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    You are doing really well then so far. She likes you, you like her. You have manned up and asked her out. She said yes. Just go with the flow after this.

    And don't be asking advice from a bunch of cynical, sex starved randomers on the interweb anymore.

    Thank you :)


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    #38
    El Guapo!
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    hondasam wrote: »
    Maybe when the frost clears.



    :cool:


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    #39
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Well i must say this is ****e advice!! common lads
    Do that instead.


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    #40
    Tomk1
    Registered Users Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Tomk1


    Maybe trap her in a hotel elevator, say you find her intersting and invite her for coffee in your room... caution didn't work too well for elevator-guy.

    Seriously just go for it, in a few months your comapany will prob relocate to china and your'll be job-challenged and won't ever see her again.


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    #41
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes
    So organise a time and date. whats the problem :confused:


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    #42
    randylonghorn
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    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    What if the picnic was on a beach and he got sand in her vagina?
    He'd end up with a sore dick. Probably wouldn't do her much good either.


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    #43
    hardCopy
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    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

    You are doing really well then so far. She likes you, you like her. You have manned up and asked her out. She said yes. Just go with the flow after this.

    And don't be asking advice from a bunch of cynical, sex starved randomers on the interweb anymore.

    We are not randomers!


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    #44
    Cork24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭Cork24


    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Ok theres this girl in work and we have been texting and that and we both like eachother . So i just want to know the next step of going around things with it making it not awkward seeing her in work everyday?



    Ahhhhhhh work and sex doesn't mix well.. A. Big no no seen someone from work what if things go belly up ever girl in your work will really know the size of your man hood and u be the laughing stock in your job.


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    #45
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    hardCopy wrote: »
    We are not randomers!

    yeah, we're hardly random people.

    and thanks for the sand in the vagina thought :(

    OP wtf is the question? you've asked her out already. go on the date and then ask for advice if you want it.


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    #46
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    In that case, do not follow any advice given in AH.

    Doesnt that technically constitute advice given in AH. :confused:


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    #47
    longhalloween
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    CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!!


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    #48
    chucken1
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    I know this might sound a bit strange...but does she work in a place that might sell car light bulbs??


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    #49
    AgileMyth
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    Have you considered sticking your willy in her bum-bum?


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    #50
    Saila
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    AgileMyth wrote: »
    Have you considered sticking your willy in her bum-bum?

    only when she bent and reached over the table when were having tea in her mams house. it didnt go down well :(


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    #51
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,429 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Solnskaya wrote: »
    Show her your mickey. Nature will dictate the outcome.*








    *it might not be good.....

    If she does dickhate you have no hope.


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    #52
    Gummy Panda
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    stupidusername wrote: »
    yeah, we're hardly random people.

    and thanks for the sand in the vagina thought :(

    If it reminds you to keep your fanny safe at the beach, then I've done my job :cool:


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    #53
    Kasabian
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    OP read the small print on your employers company handbook, some employers don't like their employees banging eachother.

    :pac:

    Other than that, enjoy the excitement of the time leading up to popping your cherry.


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    #54
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Ok theres this girl in work and we have been texting and that and we both like eachother . So i just want to know the next step of going around things with it making it not awkward seeing her in work everyday?

    To avoid the awkward part , I suggest chloroform or you could continue the amateur gynaecology and just keep looking at her.


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    #55
    [Deleted User]
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    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Well i must say this is ****e advice!! common lads

    I don't really see how ejaculating on some guys would help you in your predicament with this girl.


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    #56
    markesmith
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    Never dip the pen in company ink son. Go out with her and get with one of her hot friends.


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    #57
    Immaculate Pasta
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    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    You are doing really well then so far. She likes you, you like her. You have manned up and asked her out. She said yes. Just go with the flow after this.

    And don't be asking advice from a bunch of cynical, sex starved randomers on the interweb anymore.

    HEY! :mad:


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    #58
    stupidusername
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    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    HEY! :mad:

    yeah! i'm not cynical!


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    #59
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    stupidusername wrote: »
    yeah! i'm not cynical!

    me either I,m pisces


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    #60
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    HEY! :mad:
    stupidusername wrote: »
    yeah! i'm not cynical!

    That was meant affectionately. :pac:


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    #61
    Gummy Panda
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    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

    That was meant affectionately. :pac:

    You are a meanie!


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