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I Dont Know What To Do

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  • 11-12-2011 1:38am
    #1
    Bigman3456
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭


    Ok theres this girl in work and we have been texting and that and we both like eachother . So i just want to know the next step of going around things with it making it not awkward seeing her in work everyday?


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Ok theres this girl in work and we have been texting and that and we both like eachother . So i just want to know the next step of going around things with it making it not awkward seeing her in work everyday?
    Using your OP as evidence, I'm guessing she probably doesn't understand what you're trying to say in your texts to her.


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    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Ask her if she would like to do the hibbety-dibbety.


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    What you should do you is make sure that the thing happens when it's time because you never know when it will be that you can't have things the way you want them.


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    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Follow her home after work at a distance mind you. Girls love that.


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Just shag her and be done with it, try phone sex first, see if you like her.


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    senorwipesalot
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    Firstly, are you male or female bigman?


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQWkJyjwvnU


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    Kojak
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    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Follow her home after work at a distance mind you. Girls love that.

    And hang out in the bushes for "security" reasons....


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Firstly, are you male or female?
    Hmmm ... Bigman3456 ...

    I'm guessing ... unsure?


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    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    Show her your mickey. Nature will dictate the outcome.*








    *it might not be good.....


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    Bigman3456
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Bigman3456


    Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes


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    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Send her a pic of your knob

    Ladies love that


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Make an effigy of her out of mashed potato and ask her to come and see it.


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    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18.

    Quick, better marry her and get her up the duff before her biological clock runs out....


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    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Hmmm ... Bigman3456 ...

    I'm guessing ... unsure?
    You never know these days,she could be some crazy strap-on weilding bitch.


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    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Get her fired... problem solved

    Just don't let her know it was you,, because, well she might not be too happy about that


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Make an effigy of her out of mashed potato and ask her to come and see it.
    Like the video for "Hello" by Lionel Richie?


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    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

    Cinema is cliche why not ask her to go sky diving? Ultimate bonding experience


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    AG2R
    Registered Users Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭AG2R


    Slip a roofie into her tea


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    #21
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users Posts: 18,587 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Don't you know you should never ever try and date a work colleague?
    Didn't they give you the work etiquette bible on your first day?

    -Never screw the crew.
    -Don't dip your pen in the office ink.
    -Don't sh!t in your own nest.

    Go to the office next door and try your charm with a girl there-at least you'll be able to work in peace if it doesn't work out.


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    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Kojak wrote: »
    And hang out in the bushes for "security" reasons....

    Yeah that works aswell I prefer the approach of peeking in the window myself. You have to time it right for eg when she awakes in the morning and pulls the curtains of her bedroom window you have to have your face pressed against the glass and say surprise its Bigman.


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    #23
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    Just piss your pants and start screeching really loudly until your head turns a reddish purple and your body is shaking all over whilst sticking up your middle fingers toward everyone that's nearby, do this whenever she comes near you, works like a charm. ;)


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up.
    In that case, do not follow any advice given in AH. ;)
    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    You never know these days,she could be some crazy strap-on weilding bitch.
    Ah, I get you, you were just looking for her phone number ...


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    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

    ffs, take her on a picnic, get her drunk and have sex outdoors, she will love it, all girls do.


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Like the video for "Hello" by Lionel Richie?

    Eggzackly like that. Only with shpud.


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    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I say good chap, I hope you will find it most humorous that I recommend you blast her with.. wait for it..! Your own urine!!!


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    #28
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Eggzackly like that. Only with shpud.
    Sweet...

    Right OP, first of all we're gonna have to get you all blind and shit. Have you got any sharp implements lying around?

    Bitches love blind fellas.


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    Coriolanus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    kfallon wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQWkJyjwvnU
    I'd forgotten how awesome that video was...

    OP, install a pole in your cubicle and do a re run of that.


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    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,431 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    hondasam wrote: »
    ffs, take her on a picnic, get her drunk and have sex outdoors, she will love it, all girls do.

    Wanna go for a picnic? ;)


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    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Bigman3456 wrote: »
    Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

    You are doing really well then so far. She likes you, you like her. You have manned up and asked her out. She said yes. Just go with the flow after this.

    And don't be asking advice from a bunch of cynical, sex starved randomers on the interweb anymore.


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