I Dont Know What To Do

Bigman3456 · 11-12-2011 12:38am #1

Ok theres this girl in work and we have been texting and that and we both like eachother . So i just want to know the next step of going around things with it making it not awkward seeing her in work everyday?

El Weirdo · 11-12-2011 12:39am

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Ok theres this girl in work and we have been texting and that and we both like eachother . So i just want to know the next step of going around things with it making it not awkward seeing her in work everyday?

Using your OP as evidence, I'm guessing she probably doesn't understand what you're trying to say in your texts to her.

Hank_Jones · 11-12-2011 12:41am

Ask her if she would like to do the hibbety-dibbety.

Chuck Stone · 11-12-2011 12:41am

What you should do you is make sure that the thing happens when it's time because you never know when it will be that you can't have things the way you want them.

LETHAL LADY · 11-12-2011 12:41am

Follow her home after work at a distance mind you. Girls love that.

hondasam · 11-12-2011 12:42am

Just shag her and be done with it, try phone sex first, see if you like her.

senorwipesalot · 11-12-2011 12:42am

Firstly, are you male or female bigman?

kfallon · 11-12-2011 12:43am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQWkJyjwvnU

Kojak · 11-12-2011 12:43am

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Follow her home after work at a distance mind you. Girls love that.

And hang out in the bushes for "security" reasons....

randylonghorn · 11-12-2011 12:44am

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Firstly, are you male or female?

Hmmm ... Bigman3456 ...

I'm guessing ... unsure?

Solnskaya · 11-12-2011 12:44am

Show her your mickey. Nature will dictate the outcome.*

*it might not be good.....

Bigman3456 · 11-12-2011 12:45am

Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

Gummy Panda · 11-12-2011 12:45am

Send her a pic of your knob

Ladies love that

Chuck Stone · 11-12-2011 12:47am

Make an effigy of her out of mashed potato and ask her to come and see it.

Kojak · 11-12-2011 12:47am

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18.

Quick, better marry her and get her up the duff before her biological clock runs out....

senorwipesalot · 11-12-2011 12:47am

randylonghorn wrote: »

Hmmm ... Bigman3456 ...

I'm guessing ... unsure?

You never know these days,she could be some crazy strap-on weilding bitch.

WoollyRedHat · 11-12-2011 12:48am

Get her fired... problem solved

Just don't let her know it was you,, because, well she might not be too happy about that

El Weirdo · 11-12-2011 12:48am

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Make an effigy of her out of mashed potato and ask her to come and see it.

Like the video for "Hello" by Lionel Richie?

Reamer Fanny · 11-12-2011 12:48am

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

Cinema is cliche why not ask her to go sky diving? Ultimate bonding experience

AG2R · 11-12-2011 12:48am

Slip a roofie into her tea

The Princess Bride · 11-12-2011 12:49am

Don't you know you should never ever try and date a work colleague?
Didn't they give you the work etiquette bible on your first day?

-Never screw the crew.
-Don't dip your pen in the office ink.
-Don't sh!t in your own nest.

Go to the office next door and try your charm with a girl there-at least you'll be able to work in peace if it doesn't work out.

LETHAL LADY · 11-12-2011 12:49am

Kojak wrote: »

And hang out in the bushes for "security" reasons....

Yeah that works aswell I prefer the approach of peeking in the window myself. You have to time it right for eg when she awakes in the morning and pulls the curtains of her bedroom window you have to have your face pressed against the glass and say surprise its Bigman.

Fromthetrees · 11-12-2011 12:49am

Just piss your pants and start screeching really loudly until your head turns a reddish purple and your body is shaking all over whilst sticking up your middle fingers toward everyone that's nearby, do this whenever she comes near you, works like a charm.

randylonghorn · 11-12-2011 12:49am

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up.

In that case, do not follow any advice given in AH.

senorwipesalot wrote: »

You never know these days,she could be some crazy strap-on weilding bitch.

Ah, I get you, you were just looking for her phone number ...

hondasam · 11-12-2011 12:50am

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

ffs, take her on a picnic, get her drunk and have sex outdoors, she will love it, all girls do.

Chuck Stone · 11-12-2011 12:50am

El Weirdo wrote: »

Like the video for "Hello" by Lionel Richie?

Eggzackly like that. Only with shpud.

Squarewave · 11-12-2011 12:52am

I say good chap, I hope you will find it most humorous that I recommend you blast her with.. wait for it..! Your own urine!!!

El Weirdo · 11-12-2011 12:55am

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Eggzackly like that. Only with shpud.

Sweet...

Right OP, first of all we're gonna have to get you all blind and shit. Have you got any sharp implements lying around?

Bitches love blind fellas.

Coriolanus · 11-12-2011 12:55am

kfallon wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQWkJyjwvnU

I'd forgotten how awesome that video was...

OP, install a pole in your cubicle and do a re run of that.

El Guapo! · 11-12-2011 12:59am

hondasam wrote: »

ffs, take her on a picnic, get her drunk and have sex outdoors, she will love it, all girls do.

Wanna go for a picnic?

Teyla Emmagan · 11-12-2011 1:00am

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

You are doing really well then so far. She likes you, you like her. You have manned up and asked her out. She said yes. Just go with the flow after this.

And don't be asking advice from a bunch of cynical, sex starved randomers on the interweb anymore.

Gummy Panda · 11-12-2011 1:01am

hondasam wrote: »

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

ffs, take her on a picnic, get her drunk and have sex outdoors, she will love it, all girls do.

What if the picnic was on a beach and he got sand in her vagina?

LETHAL LADY · 11-12-2011 1:01am

Nevore wrote: »

I'd forgotten how awesome that video was...

OP, install a pole in your cubicle and do a re run of that.

Would a stripper pole hold such a bigman though?

hondasam · 11-12-2011 1:02am

Dean09 wrote: »

Wanna go for a picnic?

Maybe when the frost clears.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

What if the picnic was on a beach and he got sand in her vagina?

Always be prepared, bring a blanket. a bit of sand will not kill her.

Bigman3456 · 11-12-2011 1:03am

Well i must say this is ****e advice!! common lads

ascanbe · 11-12-2011 1:03am

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Ask her if she would like to do the hibbety-dibbety.

No.
He should ask her if she wants to do the huckle-buck, first.
Rushing things at this early, crucial, tender stage could prove fatal.

Bigman3456 · 11-12-2011 1:04am

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

You are doing really well then so far. She likes you, you like her. You have manned up and asked her out. She said yes. Just go with the flow after this.

And don't be asking advice from a bunch of cynical, sex starved randomers on the interweb anymore.

Thank you

El Guapo! · 11-12-2011 1:04am

hondasam wrote: »

Maybe when the frost clears.

:cool:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 11-12-2011 1:05am

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Well i must say this is ****e advice!! common lads

Do that instead.

Tomk1 · 11-12-2011 1:24am

Maybe trap her in a hotel elevator, say you find her intersting and invite her for coffee in your room... caution didn't work too well for elevator-guy.

Seriously just go for it, in a few months your comapany will prob relocate to china and your'll be job-challenged and won't ever see her again.

Temptamperu · 11-12-2011 1:27am

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

So organise a time and date. whats the problem

randylonghorn · 11-12-2011 1:28am

Gummy Panda wrote: »

What if the picnic was on a beach and he got sand in her vagina?

He'd end up with a sore dick. Probably wouldn't do her much good either.

hardCopy · 11-12-2011 1:30am

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Im a male. Im 19 and shes 18. I dont want to mess this up. I asked her to go to the cinema or A few drinks? She Said Yes

You are doing really well then so far. She likes you, you like her. You have manned up and asked her out. She said yes. Just go with the flow after this.

And don't be asking advice from a bunch of cynical, sex starved randomers on the interweb anymore.

We are not randomers!

Cork24 · 11-12-2011 1:33am

Bigman3456 wrote: »

Ok theres this girl in work and we have been texting and that and we both like eachother . So i just want to know the next step of going around things with it making it not awkward seeing her in work everyday?

Ahhhhhhh work and sex doesn't mix well.. A. Big no no seen someone from work what if things go belly up ever girl in your work will really know the size of your man hood and u be the laughing stock in your job.