The Saturday Night Drunk Thread.

Balfie

So many threads, one night, most locked tonight. Like every other night.

If ya are gonna create a drunken thread just put the drunken ramblings here..

Saves us all having to click on stupid threads.

Most recent I seen was "Home" .. - "Are you home?"

Feck sake like its after hours, not the dump!

Anyways, if your gonna talk shiite, post it here.

Fair play to ya's!

brummytom

I'm just back from work.


Fuck the lot of you

Mint Sauce

I wish I was drunk reading all that sh!te tonight.

Solnskaya

Drunk on the net? There's another way? I thought it was compulsory.

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

I'm just back from work.


Fuck the lot of you

Champion, just champion :pac:

AgileMyth

brummytom wrote: »

I'm just back from work.


Fuck the lot of you

Same as that. And back in the morning too.

Life is fantastic!

Solnskaya

brummytom wrote: »

I'm just back from work.


Fuck the lot of you

You should count yourself lucky..blah blah, wonk wonk, blah:D

Mint Sauce

brummytom wrote: »

I'm just back from work.


Fuck the lot of you

Be thankful you have a job young man.

Kojak

irish-stew wrote: »

I wish I was drunk reading all that sh!te tonight.

Sure ye mods are getting well paid for reading it anyways...............

brummytom

irish-stew wrote: »

Be thankful you have a job young man.

I push old/sick/dead people around hospital. I would rather spend 8 hours plucking individual pubes from my scrotum.

senorwipesalot

I assumed the mods got drunk with me as the night moves on.

Mint Sauce

brummytom wrote: »

I push old/sick/dead people around hospital. I would rather spend 8 hours plucking individual pubes from my scrotum.

Shame on you, picking on the defencless.

:eek:

Solnskaya

brummytom wrote: »

I push old/sick/dead people around hospital. I would rather spend 8 hours plucking individual pubes from my scrotum.

Pick on someone your own size, ya hospital based bully ya. Try that in our local, you'd soon get your come-uppance:D

Latchy

Drunk ? You saying I'm drunk ? How dare you sir .

/ adopts Lion out of Wizard of Oz stance ...

'' p p p p ...put em up, g'wan ...I dare ya ...put em up ...I'll fight ya ''

Teyla Emmagan

Wahwahwahwahah

*it's your round, right?*

wahwahwhawah

*I totally know. That complete bitch*

wahwahwah

*get your tongue out of my mouth*

wahwahwah

*jesus, it's half two, I'll do you anyway, you boring bast*rd*

wahwahOWWW

*that so wasn't worth it. my poor gee. don't knick my stuff on your way out*

Seriously, staying in rocks.

superstoner90

i was juuuuuuuuust askin hwo mani balls you hav on UR christmas 3 and it was closed *opens another can*

JerryHandbag

Lidl brandy isn't getting me drunk at all. I might as well be consuming Ribena.

Snowie

im phothsoping some one into onward positions then I'm going to real ease them and make millions :cool:

Mint Sauce

superstoner90 wrote: »

i was juuuuuuuuust askin hwo mani balls you hav on UR christmas 3 and it was closed *opens another can*

Bringing it up here will certainly help.

superstoner90

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Lidl brandy isn't getting me drunk at all. I might as well be consuming Ribena.

DOWN IT , DOWN IT , DOWN IT

cocoshovel

Im on my 4th bottle of water! FUkc yeaaah wooo! sso drunnkk k k guys.


I really am on my 4th bottle of water . Im waiting until the Xmas holidays before I drink again, maybe.

kfallon

Sober as a judge and my NTL went on the blink after 17 mins of the Real v Barca game and was gone for an hour, fooking fuming. Those useless wankbags are getting an angry call in the morn :mad:

randylonghorn

brummytom wrote: »

Fuck the lot of you

I thought you were gonna try it with one first before jumping in the deep end?

brummytom wrote: »

I would rather spend 8 hours plucking individual pubes from my scrotum.

When did you grow that many? 0_o

/ducks

superstoner90 wrote: »

i was juuuuuuuuust askin hwo mani balls you hav on UR christmas 3 and it was closed *opens another can*

I usually just have two balls on my Christmas 3, but hell, any Christmas I get a foursome I ain't gonna complain! :cool:

Chuck Stone

I'm
not
going
to
be
the
person
I'm
expected
to
be
anymore.

Balfie

Mr.LongHorn is a legend!

Kanoe

yap sober tonite. Thursdays are better for getting drunk

Temptamperu

Im not drunk but I did take a load of painkillers... maybe too much but still loads of craic :pac:

Stained Class

brummytom wrote: »

I push old/sick/dead people around hospital. I would rather spend 8 hours plucking individual pubes from my scrotum.

Someday, you'll be like those people, if you're lucky enough to live a long & productive life

Some of those people probably fought in WW2 & saw & experianced things future generations in this part of the world will never see, thanks to them.

Treat them with respect & consider youself lucky to guide them on their final journey.

Birdie086

kfallon wrote: »

Sober as a judge and my NTL went on the blink after 17 mins of the Real v Barca game and was gone for an hour, fooking fuming. Those useless wankbags are getting an angry call in the morn :mad:

get drunk and ring em now

JerryHandbag

superstoner90 wrote: »

DOWN IT , DOWN IT , DOWN IT

I've mixed it with tescos brandy and now its all gone a bit Father Jack :pac:

kfallon

Birdie086 wrote: »

get drunk and ring em now

Their customer service helpline closed at 9pm and I don't need to get drunk to give them a piece of my mind