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The Online Dating Thread Part II **Mod Warning** Read First Post/or Post 7389

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    #1472
    awec
    Administrators Posts: 53,407 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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    #1473
    The Gnome
    Registered Users Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    awec wrote: »
    Must be more than one cause I found one the other day who was a lesbian looking for someone to give her some man juice and then never see her or the baby again.

    Either an old fashioned basic shag (I'm not sure what basic meant in this context - perhaps she just lay there and had a cigarette whilst you got to work) or into a cup and she pours it in.

    It's one way around the system I suppose but still....


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    #1474
    JohnDee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭JohnDee


    Hi, been lurking on this thread the last month or so now. Joined OKC last month but not one email :o, deleted that and joined POF today so we'll see how we get on. POF is confusing to navigate around though compared to okc.


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    #1475
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Got a mail today from a girl on POF saying 'Thanks for the nice message but I don't think we'd be compatible".
    That's all well and good but who are you? I was thinking. So I rummaged through my sent messages and there is nothing to suggest I sent her a mail within the last month (I think it auto deletes sent messages after a certain amount off time).
    Odd....


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    #1476
    Otis Driftwood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Reverse psychology Galva.


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    #1477
    [Deleted User]
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    Larianne wrote: »
    That_Guy wrote: »
    Came across a profile there.

    "Not looking to date, just chat"

    Was really tempted to send her an message telling her to go to a chat room.

    Send her to chatroulette!

    The only time I've used chatroulette, I saw at least 5 penises in a row. Indeed.

    Might have a coffee date this Sunday. Whoop, ze suit pictures is working!


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    #1478
    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    Date went really well. He's cute and interesting and the time just flew by. Will just have to wait and see if he wants a second one. :)


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    #1479
    MudSkipper
    Registered Users Posts: 556 ✭✭✭MudSkipper


    silvervixen84 wrote: »
    Date went really well. He's cute and interesting and the time just flew by. Will just have to wait and see if he wants a second one. :)

    Why not ask him? :pac:


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    #1480
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    I must've had my first message on OKC in months this morning. Said she liked my profile and would like a chat sometime.

    Her profile is great. And she's bloody stunning.


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    #1481
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    MudSkipper wrote: »
    silvervixen84 wrote: »
    Date went really well. He's cute and interesting and the time just flew by. Will just have to wait and see if he wants a second one. :)

    Why not ask him? :pac:

    Precisely! If you like him then you ask him. Don't just wait and see! Grab life by the balls!?!?!


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    #1482
    stargazer 68
    Registered Users Posts: 5,077 ✭✭✭stargazer 68


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Grab life by the balls!?!?!

    Not him though!! :eek::eek::D


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    #1483
    [Deleted User]
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    Dovies wrote: »
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Grab life by the balls!?!?!

    Not him though!! :eek::eek::D

    Well, if it goes that way, do it gently and more cup than grab.


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    #1484
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    New to this and I signing up for PoF when I get to the part where I am supposed to state my weight. I am overweight- about 2 stone more than I should be. Is that 'a few extra pounds' or 'average' or 'Big and Tall'? Totally confused since there are no other options and I don't want to mislead anyone. What do you expect from any one of the three?


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    #1485
    [Deleted User]
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    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    New to this and I signing up for PoF when I get to the part where I am supposed to state my weight. I am overweight- about 2 stone more than I should be. Is that 'a few extra pounds' or 'average' or 'Big and Tall'? Totally confused since there are no other options and I don't want to mislead anyone. What do you expect from any one of the three?

    I'd say either A Few Extra Pounds or Big And Tall. If you're uncomfortable with saying it though then you could just select "Prefer Not To Say"


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    #1486
    stargazer 68
    Registered Users Posts: 5,077 ✭✭✭stargazer 68


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd say either A Few Extra Pounds or Big And Tall. If you're uncomfortable with saying it though then you could just select "Prefer Not To Say"

    Hmm more than 2 stone overweight is not 'a few extra pounds'. I would go with big and tall unless you are 5 foot! :rolleyes:


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    #1487
    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    There'll be no ball-grabbing for at least a few dates, that's if it gets that far :D

    What are ye like?! :pac:


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    #1488
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    silvervixen84 wrote: »
    There'll be no ball-grabbing for at least a few dates, that's if it gets that far :D

    What are ye like?! :pac:

    I hope he understood the Cark accent. ;)


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    stargazer 68
    Registered Users Posts: 5,077 ✭✭✭stargazer 68


    silvervixen84 wrote: »
    There'll be no ball-grabbing for at least a few dates, that's if it gets that far :D

    What are ye like?! :pac:

    Boy scouts - be prepared!! :D


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    #1490
    silvervixen84
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    That_Guy wrote: »
    I hope he understood the Cark accent. ;)

    I had to explain a few "Irisisms" to him, but hopefully he was actually listening:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN3ZVG0dW84


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    #1491
    awec
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    #1492
    I_am_LOST
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭I_am_LOST


    What's all this about grabbing balls? :pac:


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    #1493
    Flaker
    Registered Users Posts: 214 ✭✭Flaker


    I had some one read my (very few) posts on this forum and join boards specially to ask me out on a date!! Not sure whether to be flattered or freaked out! Won't be taking them up on their offer though - it's too weird.

    And can I just say well done to all of ye guys who are having success with the ole t'internet dating. I salute you!


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    #1494
    Otis Driftwood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Going on a date with hot girl #1 tomorrow night.

    Hot girl #2 just asked me out too.

    Im just waiting for something to go wrong.
    :pac:


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    #1495
    Daisies
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,644 Mod ✭✭✭✭Daisies


    Otis Driftwood wrote: »
    Going on a date with hot girl #1 tomorrow night.

    Hot girl #2 just asked me out too.

    Im just waiting for something to go wrong.
    :pac:
    Don't think like that! (Although I would be the exact same!)


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    #1496
    Pembily
    Registered Users Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Otis Driftwood wrote: »
    Going on a date with hot girl #1 tomorrow night.

    Hot girl #2 just asked me out too.

    Im just waiting for something to go wrong.
    :pac:
    Stop thinking that way dude or I'll slap you...


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    #1497
    Larianne
    Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Otis Driftwood wrote: »
    Going on a date with hot girl #1 tomorrow night.

    Hot girl #2 just asked me out too.

    Im just waiting for something to go wrong.
    :pac:

    no beer cat!


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    #1498
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Did someone mention beer?


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    #1499
    GrumPy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    Otis Driftwood wrote: »
    Going on a date with hot girl #1 tomorrow night.

    Hot girl #2 just asked me out too.

    Im just waiting for something to go wrong.
    :pac:

    Share the wealth! :pac:


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    #1500
    VinLieger
    Registered Users Posts: 17,665 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    GrumPy wrote: »
    Share the wealth! :pac:

    Too right, dont be greedy


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    #1501
    Otis Driftwood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Larianne wrote: »
    no beer cat!

    But beer cat is soooooooo charming!
    :P


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