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What's the most evil job in the world?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭unitedrover


    Minister of Finance


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Hedge Fund manager.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Vet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,500 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    Chugger.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Commissioner for New Shows in RTE.

    Brian & Pippa??!?
    The Social???!

    You evil evil cnut!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    Midget Throwing Competition Organisor.


  • Registered Users Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Tomk1


    Goes without saying... Dr.Evil ???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,021 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Arms dealer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I reckon dictator, but in keeping with the spirit of the thread: the job of anyone I don't like/anyone who caught me out doing something I shouldn't have been doing in the first place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭gigino


    person who sells pensions ?

    Anyone i know who ever bought a pension has found its worth less than all the money they put in. What a rip off.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    The grim reaper.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Bishops and Cardinals whose job it was to protect child abusers and make sure the money kept rolling in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭gigino


    The head of the central bank and the regulator, who should have stopped the banks lending like crazy ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 70 ✭✭villabren


    Driving testers. Particularly the two who have failed me 3 times between them. Won't say where they are but it's not just me being bitter cos if you mention their names to anybody within the province the response is usually the same: a gritting of teeth followed by the word "waaaaannnkeeeers" being spat out. And their centre has one of the highest failure rates in the country and receives record complaints. I'm fairly certain in aprevious life both were kicked out of the nazi party for being too cold hearted


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Interesting to see so many votes for executioners. I used to think that too (I'm still totally against capital punishment btw) but I read Albert Pierrepoint's autobiography a while back & he basically had the philosophy that if society had decided that hanging was to be used as a sanction then it should be as clean & quick as possible. By helping to improve the system of judicial hanging into a more exact science he probably helped prevent much needless suffering as pretty much all of his victims died instantly. Prior to the late 19th century most sentenced to hanging strangled to death - Pierrepoint perfected the more scientific approach which replaced that system. The job of executioner shouldn't have existed at all of course but a humane, conscientious person in it can help to lessen the harm.

    As regards the question of most evil job, I'd say religion pedlars of all varieties. Whether it be engaging in/covering up child abuse, encouraging people to strap bombs to themselves, thwarting efforts to combat disease, opposing science & enlightenment with ignorance & superstition or simply doing their damnedest to make people ashamed of their bodies &/or sexual orientation, it's pretty clear that the harm caused by these scumbags is immense.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Evil dictator or Evil Scientist:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,160 ✭✭✭De Hipster


    Politician


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭MisterEpicurus


    The Pope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Lollipop ladies.

    Hate the evil b*******


    And no, I'm not joking either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭gigino


    Custardpi wrote: »
    As regards the question of most evil job, I'd say religion pedlars of all varieties. Whether it be engaging in/covering up child abuse, encouraging people to strap bombs to themselves, thwarting efforts to combat disease, opposing science & enlightenment with ignorance & superstition or simply doing their damnedest to make people ashamed of their bodies &/or sexual orientation, it's pretty clear that the harm caused by these scumbags is immense.
    not to mention stopping women controling their fertility ....burdening them and society with large families, with unsustainable consequences for the planet - and therefore mankind in the future.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭billybudd


    The ass hole who invented sour jellies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    billybudd wrote: »
    The ass hole who invented sour jellies.

    :eek: That guy was a legend. Sour jellies are great & a good way of separating the men from the boys. Basically if you don't like them you're a wuss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    In before Fianna Fail/Fianna Gael references


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭billybudd


    Custardpi wrote: »
    :eek: That guy was a legend. Sour jellies are great & a good way of separating the men from the boys. Basically if you don't like them you're a wuss.

    i know, he/she was a evil genius


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Professional Scumbag.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,521 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    Vasectomy doctor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    C.I.A. are bound to have some evil things going down.
    Suicide bomb planners would have to be pretty evil too.
    TV License inspector.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Tabloid journalist or pimp/sex trafficker type person.

    Otherwise, people who work for those places that buy failing companies and then take them apart, or turn them around just to sell them for a profit. I've no problem with business in general, but the suffering (job losses etc) that that kind of thing causes just for money makes me really uncomfortable.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,658 ✭✭✭policarp


    The Penguin. . .


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    Bereavement Counsellor.


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