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    #32
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You get chatting. You make an impression. You really hit it off.

    At the end of the night, she suggests you go back to hers. You agree.

    Things get steamy in the taxi & you get bet into each other as soon as you're in the door of her house.

    You strip her naked. She's a total ride.

    You're banging her like mad, doggy style, then you see she has a tattoo of a turd [with flies an all! ] on her back. wtf :confused: you think and the moment is killed :(when she turns around & rips off what you now understand to be a prosthetic mask.

    Her real face is revealed.

    It turns out to be your best mate, John.

    fyp.


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    #33
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    How can you tell it's post op?

    :confused:

    Shoe mirror?


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    #34
    AstonMartin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭AstonMartin


    For fcuk sake who moved the thread over here?


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    #35
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I generally turn onto final approach at about 500 feet having spoken to air traffic control and I reduce my airspeed to around 55kts and select full flap.


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    #36
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Get 3 or 4 ice cubes, walk over and smash them on their table then pronounce 'well thats the ice broken' and take it from there.


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    #37
    problemchimp
    Registered Users Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Well damn my American accent so, I'm shíte at doing Irish. My impression would be terrible.
    Yeah but you have a castle, speak 7 languages and you're a great Irish dancer, so you're in. Begorra!


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    #38
    Shiner11
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Shiner11


    Your first post came in at 02:55. If she's still at the bar at this stage she's probably on the floor passed out. Now's the chance to make your move.:cool:


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    #39
    the purple tin
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZTZiRlplDs


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    #40
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    best thing to do would be to go over, undo zipper, whip out lad.
    Slap b!tch across face with said lad.
    Do up zipper, go look for a hooker.

    women aren't worth the hastle mate - ( I learnt this the hard way )

    b!tches b crazy


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    #41
    AstonMartin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭AstonMartin


    the ex taking the house and high maintainance costs are not a reason to resort to that mate.

    AH is head wrecking.


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    #42
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    numerous suggestions from people to "whip out your lad".

    What's that about


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    #43
    Azureus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    ^ Its all us ladies with class want.
    True story.


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