The approach

AstonMartin

Your in a bar with a couple of mates.

a few seats down you see a gorgeous woman with one or two friends. They look like they are out for the night and having a chat and a drink amongst themselves.

you catch her eye, you stare at eachother for a couple of seconds and she gives you a little smile.

how do you approach her, whats your icebreaker?

shes irish and intelligent with class so you have at most 30 seconds to make an impression!

MrStuffins

AstonMartin wrote: »

shes irish and intelligent with class so you have at most 30 seconds to make an impression!

Say "Hello again" as from this sentence it sounds like you already know her

Jesus Wept

Get in the van.
etc.

murraykil

AstonMartin wrote: »

Ahh, Pussy GoLeor! The name's Bond, James Bond, license to thrill! :cool:

dave3004

(confidently walk over) "Hello Ladies, you don't mind if a young attractive 26 year old sits down next to you"……Pause for effect……. " Coz my mate is dying to come sit next to yas"……They laugh, you sit and boom…….. Let the night begin !

Dravokivich

AstonMartin wrote: »

shes irish and intelligent with class so you have at most 30 seconds to make an impression!

Well damn my American accent so, I'm shíte at doing Irish. My impression would be terrible.

AstonMartin

Ah lads, surely the collective wisdom of all the well groomed men here can come up with a better plan than trying to rescue a bad opening line by buying drinks for everyone?

Fear Uladh

"How much for a handjob?"

Works like a charm.

Scanlas The 2nd

Walk over smile and talk. Any gibberish will do so long as you are relaxed.

Chat to everyone in the group, perhaps tell them how you imagine they all know each other with mildy silly suggestions.

Standard Toaster

AstonMartin wrote: »

how do you approach her, whats your icebreaker?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qurTK_0re3Y

AnonoBoy

Do what all good Irish men do and only sleep with friends of friends. That way the introductions are easy and they're obliged to talk to you when you first meet.

Immaculate Pasta

I have issues with the thread title. Do you really call it the approach? You're chatting up a woman not landing a plane!

Guill

Order 9 treble Brandys, Race your mates and see who can drink his three the fastest. The girls seeing how manly you are will be extremely impressed. Winner gets the hottest and so on.

guarantted to work.

leonidas83

go over and wip out your cock, hold it in your hand and ask them do they fancy a shot of that. Cheap way to get a few bevvies in

Riddle101

Standard Toaster wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qurTK_0re3Y

you know, ricky gervais is notorious from cracking up on set and causing bloopers. So i would imagine he had a hard time doing that scene.

As for my appoach. I don't know, I guess i'd just walk over to her, preferably when the woman is on her own and introduce myself. Then chat her up.

the groutch

let her do the approaching

Snowie

AstonMartin wrote: »

Your in a bar with a couple of mates.

a few seats down you see a gorgeous woman with one or two friends. They look like they are out for the night and having a chat and a drink amongst themselves.

you catch her eye, you stare at eachother for a couple of seconds and she gives you a little smile.

how do you approach her, whats your icebreaker?

shes irish and intelligent with class so you have at most 30 seconds to make an impression!

Jizz in your pants ?

foxyboxer

the groutch wrote: »

let her do the approaching

Was just about to post that.
She smiled at you too. Raise your drink and give her a big, friendlty goofy grin and a wink. Then continue on chatting with your buddies.

She will 'bump' into you later on if she's interested.

http://floppingaces.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wink-happy-16.jpg

Snowie

Ive got it


Suck me beutifull :pac:

ascanbe

http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/sB/openletter.php

baltimore sun

AstonMartin wrote: »

shes irish and intelligent with class

does not compute, does not compute *head explodes

Dial Square

Just go with the Ron Burgundy line and say "I want to be on you!"

mikom

AstonMartin wrote: »

shes irish and intelligent with class

Obviously a post-op transexual.............. avoid.

smash

AstonMartin wrote: »

how do you approach her, whats your icebreaker?

Do you know the elephant trick?

yupyup7up

wait till were all p!ssed drunk and stick the head in on the dance floor. 60% of the time it works everytime.

Deus Ex Machina

Take another sip of my whiskey and relax.

I'm not trialing for some football team, I'm out for a drink. I don't want to have to impress anyone.

simonmln

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IShHOub-PO0

MJ23

how's your belly for a lodger ?

starbelgrade

AstonMartin wrote: »

Your in a bar with a couple of mates.

a few seats down you see a gorgeous woman with one or two friends. They look like they are out for the night and having a chat and a drink amongst themselves.

you catch her eye, you stare at eachother for a couple of seconds and she gives you a little smile.

how do you approach her, whats your icebreaker?

shes irish and intelligent with class so you have at most 30 seconds to make an impression!

You get chatting. You make an impression. You really hit it off.

At the end of the night, she suggests you go back to hers. You agree.

Things get steamy in the taxi & you get bet into each other as soon as you're in the door of her house.

You strip her naked. She's a total ride.

You're banging her like mad, doggy style, when she turns around & rips off what you now understand to be a prosthetic mask.

Her real face is revealed.

It turns out to be your best mate, John.

So, the only question remains is - do you pull out fast or keep going till you shoot your load?

Dravokivich

mikom wrote: »

Obviously a post-op transexual.............. avoid.

How can you tell it's post op?

PandyAndy

Approach her with a boner and rub it off her leg.

Saila

starbelgrade wrote: »

You get chatting. You make an impression. You really hit it off.

At the end of the night, she suggests you go back to hers. You agree.

Things get steamy in the taxi & you get bet into each other as soon as you're in the door of her house.

You strip her naked. She's a total ride.

You're banging her like mad, doggy style, then you see she has a tattoo of a turd [with flies an all! ] on her back. wtf you think and the moment is killed when she turns around & rips off what you now understand to be a prosthetic mask.

Her real face is revealed.

It turns out to be your best mate, John.

fyp.

mikom

Dravokivich wrote: »

How can you tell it's post op?

Shoe mirror?

AstonMartin

For fcuk sake who moved the thread over here?

Sky King

I generally turn onto final approach at about 500 feet having spoken to air traffic control and I reduce my airspeed to around 55kts and select full flap.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Get 3 or 4 ice cubes, walk over and smash them on their table then pronounce 'well thats the ice broken' and take it from there.

problemchimp

Dravokivich wrote: »

Well damn my American accent so, I'm shíte at doing Irish. My impression would be terrible.

Yeah but you have a castle, speak 7 languages and you're a great Irish dancer, so you're in. Begorra!

Shiner11

Your first post came in at 02:55. If she's still at the bar at this stage she's probably on the floor passed out. Now's the chance to make your move.:cool:

the purple tin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZTZiRlplDs

Stiffler2

best thing to do would be to go over, undo zipper, whip out lad.
Slap b!tch across face with said lad.
Do up zipper, go look for a hooker.

women aren't worth the hastle mate - ( I learnt this the hard way )

b!tches b crazy

AstonMartin

the ex taking the house and high maintainance costs are not a reason to resort to that mate.

AH is head wrecking.

Scanlas The 2nd

numerous suggestions from people to "whip out your lad".

What's that about

Azureus

^ Its all us ladies with class want.
True story.