Stuff your parents do that embarrasses you..

Gonzor

My middle aged, overweight father plays airsoft. Him and about 20 other middle aged, overweight lads (half them acting/thinking they're some kind of Rambo in the making) go out running around shooting each other with little toy guns and posing for photos which inevitably end up plastered all over facebook. It makes me feel like a d!ckhead.

WHat about ye lot, any of your parents do anything you wish they didn't :rolleyes:

stupidusername

doddy once got me a beemer instead of a merc, and I was loike OMG Morto to Siorcha.

GAAman

Have sex in front of me

My da's a motherf*cker

44leto

Ahhh Teenage angst, so yoor parents embarrass you and you hate them,

cup of tea

shooting guns and posing with friends...jeez sounds hugely embarrassing :rolleyes: , perhaps even the opposite?

Ghandee

The first time I brought my girlfriend home to meet my dad was totally embarrassing.

I brought her into the living room, she sat down on the couch beside me dad.

"this is Amanda" I said.

My dad jumped up, grabbed her by the crotch and said "ITS A FCUKIN WHAT"???

hondasam

Leave your da alone op, he is happy, that's what matters.

TeddyTedson

Manages to find to most sexually explicit scenes in films around Christmas time when the whole family are here.

James Forde

Shouting your name in the supermarket


*shudder*

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Manages to find to most sexually explicit scenes in films around Christmas time when the whole family are here.

What kinda films do ye watch on Christmas day?

BluesBerry

Your Da sounds like a fun guy OP :pac:

John Doe1

Erm i remember when i was a kid my dad would slap my mams ass:eek::( I know your having sex just dont rub my face in it ffs

Max Power1

GAAman wrote: »

Have sex in front of me

My da's a motherf*cker

bet you were expecting lots of thanks for that one

for shame.

hondasam

James Forde wrote: »

Shouting your name in the supermarket


*shudder*

Does he have a pet name for you?

wandatowell

They always piss with the bathroom door open

mrsdewinter

John Doe1 wrote: »

I know your having sex just dont rub my face in it ffs

Jesus. That is really messed-up stuff. You know you can get counselling for that...

hondasam

John Doe1 wrote: »

Erm i remember when i was a kid my dad would slap my mams ass:eek::( I know your having sex just dont rub my face in it ffs

You played sex games with your parents, gross. :eek:

GAAman

Max Power1 wrote: »

bet you were expecting lots of thanks for that one

for shame.

Yup, i daily tell people in the street how many thanks i have and if i have told them and been thanked since you better believe i am straight up to them with the good news!

Or maybe i said it because i thought it was funny, you will never know

TeddyTedson

hondasam wrote: »

What kinda films do ye watch on Christmas day?

Show Girls!:p

floutingmaxims

wandatowell wrote: »

They always piss with the bathroom door open

This.

PK2008

Gonzor wrote: »

My middle aged, overweight father plays airsoft. Him and about 20 other middle aged, overweight lads (half them acting/thinking they're some kind of Rambo in the making) go out running around shooting each other with little toy guns and posing for photos which inevitably end up plastered all over facebook. It makes me feel like a d!ckhead.

WHat about ye lot, any of your parents do anything you wish they didn't :rolleyes:

Your Da sounds like good craic tbh

stovelid

Gonzor wrote: »

It makes me feel like a d!ckhead.

Your post makes you sound like one.

WoollyRedHat

Gonzor wrote: »

My middle aged, overweight father plays airsoft. Him and about 20 other middle aged, overweight lads (half them acting/thinking they're some kind of Rambo in the making) go out running around shooting each other with little toy guns and posing for photos which inevitably end up plastered all over facebook. It makes me feel like a d!ckhead.

WHat about ye lot, any of your parents do anything you wish they didn't :rolleyes:

Hey, see that little toy gun... yeah, take one, go outside and go shoot yourself with it...
What's that?
The sound of you crying like a little girl???
Yeah, that ain't no toy gun, that's a man's gun.... like your dad, you should be more like him, you could learn a lot.

The Snipe

If its a 'toy' gun then why is it 5 years in prison if you are walking the streets with one? They are considered Replica fire arms, not 'Toys'.

And OP, leave your dad off, he's having fun! He's not hurting anyone! Well.. Much! And at least he has his health and his life imo.

Gonzor

PK2008 wrote: »

Your Da sounds like good craic tbh

Imagine pics of your old man floating around facebook of him standing in his boxers and boots tied to a tree because he was "captured by the enemy"... :eek: Its all fun and games when its someone else's father...

Oh and woolyhat... I stopped playing with toy guns years ago. I play with the real thing these days .243 ftw :cool:

Paparazzo

I can't wait till my son is old enough to embarrass him
I reckon it's one of the best parts of being a parent.

starlit

The things they say sometimes!

up for anything

Gonzor wrote: »

Oh and woolyhat... I stopped playing with toy guns years ago. I play with the real thing these days .243 ftw :cool:

:rolleyes: What age are you? 6?


I'm in the lucky position of being the embarrassing one.

missrandomer

food shopping is a nitemare

she always robs the grapes out of the packs, goes along munchin on them. Tells the girl packing the shelf

"there really nice grapes, but jasus there too dear, ive had enough now anyway, cant eat too many grapes, they dont agree with me..." Aukwaaaaard!

Gives out when i dont take the free food off the lady with the mini cooker and white hat promoting things.

Then proceeds to drop a jar of pasta sauce with an unbelievable smash and blames me for movin the trolley out of the way. bloody wasnt anywhere near the trolley:eek:

stovelid

Gonzor wrote: »

Imagine pics of your old man floating around facebook of him standing in his boxers and boots tied to a tree because he was "captured by the enemy"... :eek: Its all fun and games when its someone else's father...

By the sounds of it, he may not be your real da. Did your parents have a particulary whinging milkman just before you were conceived?

massiveattack

My dad recently started using a computer to browse his favourite site ebay, yet he cant grasp the idea of entering "ebay.ie" into the address bar instead of google, the shame.....

suicide_circus

Stuff my folks said and did mortified me when I was a teenager...now not only do I realise they were completely right...i have become them, oh god.

Jesus Wept

Gonzor wrote: »

My middle aged, overweight father plays airsoft. Him and about 20 other middle aged, overweight lads (half them acting/thinking they're some kind of Rambo in the making) go out running around shooting each other with little toy guns and posing for photos which inevitably end up plastered all over facebook. It makes me feel like a d!ckhead.

WHat about ye lot, any of your parents do anything you wish they didn't :rolleyes:

Sounds like great craic tbh, good for him.

nicechick!

you'll get over it one day you'll join him

o1s1n

Your dad sounds like he rocks. Shame his son is so boring. Are you a teenager by any chance? Sounds like a case of sulky teen hormones.

massiveattack

cool dudes indeed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKlnOMo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=270-XKlnOMo

lolli

My mam has curly hair and its hard to manage. A few months ago she rang the hair dressers and asked them could she make an appointment to get her bush trimmed. I couldnt stop laughing She was mortified when she realised what she had said but still hasnt stopped her referring to it as her mad bush.

My dad still calls me "Pet"

Im 24.

rainbowdrop

My Mum once farted really loudly in a crowded supermarket:o when we were surrounded by people. She must have thought it was going to be a silent but violent one, but instead it sounded like a rocket taking off in her trousers. Never heard her fart before or since, guess that one must have just slipped out! lol!


Talk about mortified:o:o








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holystungun9

dogging













in the park beside my workplace.

citizen_p

father is an untidy bastard... the mother makes up for it being a clean freak but ffs!

FueledByAisling

To be honest, I don't think Airsoft is as 'gay' as people make it out to be. I go out with my brother and his friends to play it. It's better than sitting at home on your arse play COD or your dad sitting on his ass eating crap and bringing heart disease/diabetes onto himself. So fair play to your dad going out there and being active.

DonJose

James Forde wrote: »

Shouting your name in the supermarket


*shudder*

James Forde!

James Forde!!

James Forde!!!

Jesus Christ!!!!

moco

My mother says the first thing that comes into her head, there doesn't seem to be any filter between brain and mouth.

The last time I was home we were up the town and we met some woman she knows. My mum started chatting her and asks 'How's Pat?' (husband) The woman said he'd died the week before. My mother goes 'You're joking?' She didn't just say it the once though, it was like she was on repeat.

Mum:'You're joking!'
Woman:'No, he had a heart attack'
Mum:'You are joking me, he did not.'
Woman:Yes
Mum: 'No he did not, you are joking me.'

I didn't know where to look, I was just willing her to shut up and I don't think the poor woman knew what to make of her either.

The House Of Wolves

When I was little me and my dad used to be "aeroplanes" where he'd pick me up by the waist and let me "fly". He attempted to do that when I was 12, in a public park. MORTOOOO.

seanbmc

Sometimes if I'm out shopping for clothes with my mam she would be over the other side of the shop and would shout "What about this! Or this? Oh this looks nice!", holding up random items of clothing.

STOP IT

foxinsox

Gonzor wrote: »

My middle aged, overweight father plays airsoft. Him and about 20 other middle aged, overweight lads (half them acting/thinking they're some kind of Rambo in the making) go out running around shooting each other with little toy guns and posing for photos which inevitably end up plastered all over facebook. It makes me feel like a d!ckhead.

WHat about ye lot, any of your parents do anything you wish they didn't :rolleyes:

Just curious:

What age is your father?

What is middle aged?

Ghandee

foxinsox wrote: »

Just curious:

What age is your father?

What is middle aged?

Never understood the term middle aged myself.....

A fifty year old is sometimes referred to as middle aged, I don't know any 100 year olds though....

dark crystal

Gonzor wrote: »

Imagine pics of your old man floating around facebook of him standing in his boxers and boots tied to a tree because he was "captured by the enemy"... :eek: Its all fun and games when its someone else's father...

This made me laugh - nay guffaw!

I get where you're coming from, Gonzor... if it was my dad posting pics of himself and his mates in his undercrackers tied to a tree, I'd be pretty mortified myself.

number10a

wandatowell wrote: »

They always piss with the bathroom door open

My nana used to always do this in the evening. We could never figure out why.

moco

number10a wrote: »

My nana used to always do this in the evening. We could never figure out why.

My mother does this too. She baths with the door open also. We live in a bungalow and the back door's always open so she's often caught sitting there by friends or relatives that walk straight in.

She has a tendency to walk round the house naked after a bath with all the blinds open too.