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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭Fiona


    MugMugs wrote: »
    Do you REALLY want an answer to that? :D :pac:

    Join the 'sea club' :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    RoverJames wrote: »
    Do they have on board strip clubs ?

    Dude, you've got one serious obsession with strip clubs!:eek::eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,093 ✭✭✭johnos1984


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    RoverJames wrote: »
    Do they have on board strip clubs ?

    Dude, you've got one serious obsession with strip clubs!:eek::eek::eek:
    They are all rubbish. You can only window shop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭Fiona


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    Dude, you've got one serious obsession with strip clubs!:eek::eek::eek:
    johnos1984 wrote: »
    They are all rubbish. You can only window shop.

    True. But the view is nice all the same, and the smell :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,871 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    johnos1984 wrote: »
    They are all rubbish. You can only window shop.

    You've clearly never been to Marrakech. ;)


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  • Posts: 23,497 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    Dude, you've got one serious obsession with strip clubs!:eek::eek::eek:

    I'd like to own one :)
    mrs crilly wrote: »
    .............and the smell :D

    The smell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭dar83


    RoverJames wrote: »
    I'd like to own one :)



    The smell?

    Clearly they mean off the wax.... from the candles they use to line the pole for grip....


    Or so I've been told....




    *runs*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    johnos1984 wrote: »
    They are all rubbish. You can only window shop.

    I was a barman in one for 2 years during college... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭Fiona


    RoverJames wrote: »
    The smell?

    The smell of the body cream the dancers use, the last dance I got yer wan smelled of strawberries, good enough to eat :p

    Marlow you were at that night out weren't you?


  • Posts: 23,497 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    Dude, you've got one serious obsession with strip clubs!:eek::eek::eek:

    I'll keep that in mind if I ever own one :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,531 ✭✭✭✭Marlow


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    The smell of the body cream the dancers use, the last dance I got yer wan smelled of strawberries, good enough to eat :p

    Marlow you were at that night out weren't you?

    I faintly remember something :) Never had expected a strip-club right there.

    /M


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    RoverJames wrote: »
    I'd like to own one :)

    I know - you've mentioned it once or twice! :cool:
    mrs crilly wrote: »
    The smell of the body cream the dancers use, the last dance I got yer wan smelled of strawberries, good enough to eat :p

    Like a bit of both Crilly?:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭Fiona


    Marlow wrote: »
    I faintly remember something :) Never had expected a strip-club right there.

    /M

    I distinctly remember there being a very big grin on your face that night!

    The funniest part of the night was when some lad asked me did I work there he thought I was a hostess cos I had a suit jacket on. :pac::pac::pac::pac:

    I think I got about 4 dances that night and I didn't even pay for one of them :eek::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭Fiona


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    Like a bit of both Crilly?:pac:

    No body can argue that fact that the sight of a womans body (nice size..... hips....something to hold.... onto decent rack.... not skelator but not obese) is a beautiful sight.


    You can take what you want from that statement ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭Fiona


    LIGHTNING wrote: »
    I had quite a weird experience the last time I was in a strip club in Germany. I wont go into it but I had to wash my leather belt after that trip.

    Ah man stop teasing, spill it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    No body can argue that fact that the sight of a womans body (nice size..... hips....something to hold.... onto decent rack.... not skelator but not obese) is a beautiful sight.


    You can take what you want from that statement ;)

    This sounds like the start to a crackin porno :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    Ah man stop teasing, spill it.

    I would guess that was the whole issue! :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,531 ✭✭✭✭Marlow


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    I distinctly remember there being a very big grin on your face that night!

    Probably more because of the fact, that she actually spoke fluent danish than anything else :D Bit of a surprise.

    /M


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Mr Magners


    Owen wrote: »
    Bah, can't find it now, it was supposedly on Carzone, but it's not there now, and not on donedeal either. Got a phone call from the seller yesterday asking if I wanted to buy it, so I assume it'll go back online shortly.

    no-image-large.gif

    http://www.carzone.ie/search/MINI/Cooper/1.6-SPOR/2013279284490890/advert?channel=CARS

    Is that it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,531 ✭✭✭✭Marlow


    Mr Magners wrote: »
    Is that it?

    Aye. That's his (former). Rear seats are back in ? And 4-point seatbelt harnesses probably gone.

    /M


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,678 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Yup, that's it. It had the red mirror caps fitted (I did that before it went to him) and the goMINIgo numberplate bracket removed which offset the plate to one side. I fitted the rear seats in again too. Seems to have held up well otherwise!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,234 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    its alot of car but for 14k asking i would buy many other things ahead of it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,871 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    The smell of the body cream the dancers use, the last dance I got yer wan smelled of strawberries, good enough to eat :p

    Woooooooooooooooah!!!!

    Continue ! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭Fiona


    MugMugs wrote: »
    Woooooooooooooooah!!!!

    Continue ! :D

    Nothing else to say, I was just on a christmas night out with the lads ;)

    Don't you know what goes on tour stays on tour :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,871 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    Nothing else to say, I was just on a christmas night out with the lads ;)

    Don't you know what goes on tour stays on tour :confused:

    *Puts images of pillow fights out of mind*

    :mad:


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 6,817 ✭✭✭jenizzle




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,531 ✭✭✭✭Marlow


    I don't the dealer has a remote idea of what he's actually selling.

    But again, dealers usually don't have a freakin' clue anyhow.

    And I guess keepin the discription as generic as possible is one way of ensuring to attract the most amount of customers possible.

    /M


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,021 ✭✭✭✭-Corkie-


    Marlow wrote: »
    I don't the dealer has a remote idea of what he's actually selling.

    But again, dealers usually don't have a freakin' clue anyhow.

    /M

    That kinda came into my head too actually. Its a savage car with very low mileage..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,678 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    The ad doesn't even go into detail on what's fitted. The interior of that car is far more special than the exterior. The dashboard had every plastic piece removed and replaced by leather covered original JCW stamped parts in black leather with red stitching - that cost 1k alone, the steering wheel is the smaller fatter JCW version, 800 Euro for that, there's a JCW RPM shift indicator which you can program to tell you when to change gear ... and on and on ... crap, really starting to miss it now. Mods, lock the thread for the love of Jehovah!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,234 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    maybe for you to have a look john? ive been looking at these alot but always seem to be just outta range.

    http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3089203

    Full-10367733.jpeg


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