Dwarf for Stag

Johro

JustAddWater wrote: »

Sorry, I can't do it on short notice

I have to ask.. If you add water, do you grow?

mikom

AnonoBoy wrote: »

If I had to go to a stag of some dude I didn't know and be handcuffed to him for the night I'd be demanding constant booze too.

Will work for drink?

AnonoBoy

mikom wrote: »

Will work for drink?

Lots of it. And none of your cheap sh*t either.

I demand high quality booze you f*ckers.

Captain Limerick

There's a handyman out in the West,
Who's judgement wasn't the best,
He hired a dwarf in a costume,
who got off with the groom.
The bride was certainly not impressed.

Johro

thehandyman wrote: »

Hello,

Can anyone tell me if they know can you hire a dwarf for a stag night in Ireland. I have got a price from UK, £500 for the night, not including flights and accommodation.

The stag is on in Galway.

Thanks

Em.. What does a dwarf do for that?
In the interest of science, so to speak.

aujopimur

Male or female?

CreepingDeath

There might be some "movie extras" web site that has a list of them.

John Doe1

Try discountdwarfs.ie

Wertz

mikom wrote: »

The dwarf is fed with drink all night as well.
The last one that was at a stag I went to was a little prick (oh matron) and was still demanding booze when most of us were under the table.

Surely he of the vertically challenged would already be under the table or at a sizable disadvantage in relation to average table height...

stovelid

Dotrel wrote: »

Is Knacker Dwarf still in Galway? I bet you could get him for a ton.

Post of the month.

Even though I have no idea who Knacker Dwarf is.

Ellis Dee

Could it be that you and your friends are planning to toss the dwarf? Which would actually make you a gang of tossers.:D:D:D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing

The King of Moo

So am I to infer from this thread that hiring a dwarf for a stag is something that happens now, even if it's only on rare occasions?

This may be a stupid question but I'm going to ask it anyway:




Why in the name of the gods would you hire a dwarf for a stag!?

mikom

stovelid wrote: »

Post of the month.

Even though I have no idea who Knacker Dwarf is.

Count yourself lucky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzaj49mkDao

thehandyman

Hello all,

I have not heard about 'tossing' dwarfes before, but have to admit it would be a laugh.:eek:

Knacker Dwarf is also known as 'nappies', you are guaranteed a chase.

Would love to have a dwarf for the night, would be some laugh.

Cheers,

thahandyman

The King of Moo

thehandyman wrote: »

Hello all,

I have not heard about 'tossing' dwarfes before, but have to admit it would be a laugh.:eek:

Knacker Dwarf is also known as 'nappies', you are guaranteed a chase.

Would love to have a dwarf for the night, would be some laugh.

Cheers,

thahandyman

What do you want the dwarf for?

3ndahalfof6

thehandyman wrote: »

Hello all,

I have not heard about 'tossing' dwarfes before, but have to admit it would be a laugh.:eek:

Knacker Dwarf is also known as 'nappies', you are guaranteed a chase.

Would love to have a dwarf for the night, would be some laugh.

Cheers,

thahandyman

he just wrote a song about you.

Miss Olenska

As someone who has a friend with dwarfism, this thread makes me kinda uneasy.

He's just a normal, happy, successful person... with dwarfism. Why would someone want to hire someone for their body morphology? Genuinely perplexed.

kinetic

Its a tall order OP

wonderfulname

Miss Olenska wrote: »

As someone who has a friend with dwarfism, this thread makes me kinda uneasy.

He's just a normal, happy, successful person... with dwarfism. Why would someone want to hire someone for their body morphology? Genuinely perplexed.

Some people with dwarfism like to capitalise on their body morphology, case in point, the black leprechaun on grafton street, I'm more uneasy with the idea he thinks he can capitalise purely on his height, ignoring the painfully obvious fact that his skin colour means he looks absurd than the idea that someone wants to cuff a dwarf to their friend for a night.

Rhys Essien

OP,leave that stupid sh*t JACKASS to the Americans.We all like a laugh but this idea is plain weird IMO.

Miss Olenska

wonderfulname wrote: »

Some people with dwarfism like to capitalise on their body morphology, case in point, the black leprechaun on grafton street, I'm more uneasy with the idea he thinks he can capitalise purely on his height, ignoring the painfully obvious fact that his skin colour means he looks absurd than the idea that someone wants to cuff a dwarf to their friend for a night.

That's fair enough if someone with dwarfism wants to capitalise on it, but I'm still at a loss as to why someone would want to hire a dwarf or cuff one to a friend.

The Radiator

get a ho instead, less hassle

wonderfulname

Miss Olenska wrote: »

That's fair enough if someone with dwarfism wants to capitalise on it, but I'm still at a loss as to why someone would want to hire a dwarf or cuff one to a friend.

Why do they want to hire women to dance for them or buy packing tape to attach their friend to a lamp post? Fucked if I know, I don't get stags or hen nights in general, but if somebody will actually accept the money to get handcuffed to someone for the night you can't exactly imply they are doing wrong by anyone.

Miss Olenska

wonderfulname wrote: »

Why do they want to hire women to dance for them or buy packing tape to attach their friend to a lamp post? Fucked if I know, I don't get stags or hen nights in general, but if somebody will actually accept the money to get handcuffed to someone for the night you can't exactly imply they are doing wrong by anyone.

Never said it was wrong! I just don't get it, that's all.