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Phone Destruction

CardBordWindow · 2011-11-04 10:16:59

One of the guys in work hates his phone and wants to destroy it in the most inventive way possible. Whoever comes up with the best method of destruction will be allowed do it. So AH, any suggestions that I can rob??

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#32 04-11-2011 1:01pm
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jackie1974 wrote: »

And if he goes with this option you get to plant a fake bomb in Belfast, OP. Look on the brightside I hear they do a lovely bit of fish on a friday in Portlaois prison.

Oh good. I like fish!

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#33 04-11-2011 1:10pm
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Any level crossings near you OP ?

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#34 04-11-2011 1:13pm
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Use it to make an IED.

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#35 04-11-2011 1:15pm
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bonzodog2 wrote: »

Any level crossings near you OP ?

There is.

......go on.......

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#36 04-11-2011 1:16pm
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There should be an app for that.

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#37 04-11-2011 1:25pm
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Recycle it.

Pffft.

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#38 04-11-2011 1:43pm
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Throw it into one of those tree-mulching/wood-chipper machines and watch all the little pieces fly out the other end

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#39 04-11-2011 2:01pm
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Find someone else who doesn't like their phone.
Phone conkers.
Two phones enter, one phone leave.

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#40 04-11-2011 2:13pm
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https://www.jackandjill.ie/how-you-can-help/recycle/

That...or glue it to the Liffey boardwalk where all the junkies hang around and record on your new, equally as good phone. Upload here. Profit.

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#41 04-11-2011 2:16pm
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CardBordWindow wrote: »

There is.

......go on.......

Surely you can fill in the blanks here ? It may possibly be illegal though.
Trains are heavy
edit:
Trams are heavy too !

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#42 04-11-2011 2:27pm
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Give it to my mum. She's destroyed/lost 9 others in the last 2 years in very creative ways (accidentally putting it in the microwave with some food was the best).

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#43 04-11-2011 3:15pm
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bonzodog2 wrote: »

Surely you can fill in the blanks here ? It may possibly be illegal though.
Trains are heavy
edit:
Trams are heavy too !

I was hoping for something more creative.

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#44 04-11-2011 3:18pm
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Stick it up a Cow's hole till it gets infused with cowshíte and shorts out.

21/25

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#45 04-11-2011 3:29pm
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Drive over it with the lawnmower.

Someone did that live on the radio before, so you know it works :pac:

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#46 04-11-2011 3:42pm
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If he is with Three, give it into them for repairs and they will destroy it for him. :mad:

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#47 04-11-2011 3:42pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0_S_EdZ_I8

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#48 04-11-2011 3:46pm
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Tape it, along with a few lynx cans, onto a remote control model car and drive it into a bonfire.

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#49 04-11-2011 11:22pm
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Use the phone as part of a prank,

You and your friend start a row in front of more friends, try and look really serious, he gets pissed off with you smashes his phone and goes for you, everybody thinks ye are serious and hilarity ensues.

Also if you can get someone else to mind the phone and get them to break it accidently, they think it was there fault and lay on the guilt trip.

Or you could shoot it with a high powered rifle or shotgun perhaps...

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#50 04-11-2011 11:33pm
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CardBordWindow wrote: »

One of the guys in work hates his phone and wants to destroy it in the most inventive way possible. Whoever comes up with the best method of destruction will be allowed do it.

So AH, any suggestions that I can rob??

put it into a microwave on max settings. have it 100% charged...(plugged in with the lead sneaked thru the mico windows for maximum POW!! effect)

now make haste and call the bitch up yo.

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#51 04-11-2011 11:34pm
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Plant an acorn in it with some soil. Water regularly. As the tree grows it will slowly destroy the phone!

Z

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#52 04-11-2011 11:35pm
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Microwave.

See what happens.

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#53 04-11-2011 11:42pm
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tie it to a firework/banger???;)

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#54 04-11-2011 11:46pm
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Feed it to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. (Fans of Douglas Adams's "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" will know who he/she/it is.)

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#55 07-11-2011 10:37am
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Thomas828 wrote: »

Feed it to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. (Fans of Douglas Adams's "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" will know who he/she/it is.)

Can I borrow your towel?

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#56 07-11-2011 10:48am
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Tape it to the top of a big firework and launch it, while listening to it from someone elses phone. BOOOMMM!!! YAAAYY!!

Oh man, if it does video calls then it would be doubly cool........

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#57 07-11-2011 11:35am
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Leave it on a random bus and see how long it takes Mensch Maschine to find it and start a thread to say he found it and wants to return it again

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#58 07-11-2011 11:37am
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I shot my old Sony, seemed to do the trick.

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#59 07-11-2011 11:55am
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I've shot several phones meself. The shotgun is the most devastating , I find. Not the most creative/original method of destruction though.

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#60 07-11-2011 11:56am
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Attach it to an arc welder!

Sparks

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#61 07-11-2011 12:00pm
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*an old black and white tv screen flickers into life, the paper mache JigSaw doll turning to face the viewer*

Hello, Mr. Nokia......I want to play a game........

(for the life of me I couldn't figure out how to put a feckin' image of JigSaw in the post instead of the stupid narration)

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