Phone Destruction

CardBordWindow

One of the guys in work hates his phone and wants to destroy it in the most inventive way possible. Whoever comes up with the best method of destruction will be allowed do it.

So AH, any suggestions that I can rob??

Snakeblood

CardBordWindow wrote: »

One of the guys in work hates his phone and wants to destroy it in the most inventive way possible. Whoever comes up with the best method of destruction will be allowed do it.

So AH, any suggestions that I can rob??

Eat it.

cocoshovel

Put it on a golf tee, then drive it off mount misery cliffs in Waterford city. (or any other big cliffs near you)

danniemcq

attach to helium/weather baloon and send to space?

*may kill someone on the ground when it falls back down though

phasers

deep fry it.

IrishZeus

Melt it.

D

Will it blend?

CardBordWindow

cocoshovel wrote: »

Put it on a golf tee, then drive it off mount misery cliffs in Waterford city. (or any other big cliffs near you)

Mt.Misery is just down the road.

token56

Dip it into liquid nitrogen and smash!

CardBordWindow

token56 wrote: »

Dip it into liquid nitrogen and smash!

I don't have access to any unfortunately.

Geekness1234

Hammertime.

spoofilyj

Create a Rude Goldberg Machine with loads of triggers, the last one being a Blow torch lighting a fuse to a Fire work with the Phone taped to it...

Pompey Magnus

danniemcq wrote: »

attach to helium/weather baloon and send to space?

*may kill someone on the ground when it falls back down though

Good idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fai9HBpTCC4

MidlandsM

Throw it on the road on a busy street and watch the traffic run over it and smash it to smithereens......

biko

Recycle it.

Where To

Piss on it

TheZohanS

Will.It.Blend?

mathie

Kick it in the face.

mathie

Blast it with piss.

Hank_Jones

TheZohan wrote: »

Will.It.Blend?

Not on your life my Zohan friend!

Tin Foil Hat

Connect it to a random box using some electrical wires.
Put on the parcel shelf of a car.
Park in Belfast.
Wait for controlled explosion.

CardBordWindow

Tin Foil Hat wrote: »

Connect it to a random box using some electrical wires.
Put on the parcel shelf of a car.
Park in Belfast.
Wait for controlled explosion.

The guy who owns the phone just put this on the top of his list! :cool:

davemc180

drop it into my alligator snapping turtles tank

Rabies

Tin Foil Hat wrote: »

Connect it to a random box using some electrical wires.
Put on the parcel shelf of a car.
Park in Belfast.
Wait for controlled explosion.

You win

CardBordWindow

Rabies wrote: »

You win

A very defeatist attitude. Try harder!

OutlawPete

We could have the first ever: After Hours Treasure Hunt!

Place the phone somewhere in the city (I said 'the' city, so don't ask which one) and then post clues here as to where it might be.

There has to be a prize of some description also I suppose - so hide a Walnut Whip with it also.

shanec1928

tape it to A bunch of fireworks.

BravoMike

Put it in a microwave

cocoshovel

Shove it up his ass - crush exercises.

danniemcq

OutlawPete wrote: »

We could have the first ever: After Hours Treasure Hunt!

Place the phone somewhere in the city (I said 'the' city, so don't ask which one) and then post clues here as to where it might be.

There has to be a prize of some description also I suppose - so hide a Walnut Whip with it also.

and what about us with nut allergies? there will be a stack of dead boardsies lting around the phone.

actually that would look really cool!

jackie1974

Tin Foil Hat wrote: »

Connect it to a random box using some electrical wires.
Put on the parcel shelf of a car.
Park in Belfast.
Wait for controlled explosion.

And if he goes with this option you get to plant a fake bomb in Belfast, OP. Look on the brightside I hear they do a lovely bit of fish on a friday in Portlaois prison.

CardBordWindow

jackie1974 wrote: »

And if he goes with this option you get to plant a fake bomb in Belfast, OP. Look on the brightside I hear they do a lovely bit of fish on a friday in Portlaois prison.

Oh good. I like fish!

bonzodog2

Any level crossings near you OP ?

super_furry

Use it to make an IED.

CardBordWindow

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Any level crossings near you OP ?

There is.


......go on.......

texidub

There should be an app for that.

Mr Benevolent

biko wrote: »

Recycle it.

Pffft.

Air_Bass

Throw it into one of those tree-mulching/wood-chipper machines and watch all the little pieces fly out the other end

recylingbin

Find someone else who doesn't like their phone.
Phone conkers.
Two phones enter, one phone leave.

Standard Toaster

https://www.jackandjill.ie/how-you-can-help/recycle/



That...or glue it to the Liffey boardwalk where all the junkies hang around and record on your new, equally as good phone. Upload here. Profit.

bonzodog2

CardBordWindow wrote: »

There is.


......go on.......

Surely you can fill in the blanks here ? It may possibly be illegal though.

Trains are heavy

edit:

Trams are heavy too !

CrazyRabbit

Give it to my mum. She's destroyed/lost 9 others in the last 2 years in very creative ways (accidentally putting it in the microwave with some food was the best).

CardBordWindow

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Surely you can fill in the blanks here ? It may possibly be illegal though.

Trains are heavy

edit:

Trams are heavy too !

I was hoping for something more creative.

uch

Stick it up a Cow's hole till it gets infused with cowshíte and shorts out.

Naomi00

Drive over it with the lawnmower.



Someone did that live on the radio before, so you know it works :pac:

Stinicker

If he is with Three, give it into them for repairs and they will destroy it for him. :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0_S_EdZ_I8

ItsAWindUp

Tape it, along with a few lynx cans, onto a remote control model car and drive it into a bonfire.

Hasmunch

Use the phone as part of a prank,

You and your friend start a row in front of more friends, try and look really serious, he gets pissed off with you smashes his phone and goes for you, everybody thinks ye are serious and hilarity ensues.

Also if you can get someone else to mind the phone and get them to break it accidently, they think it was there fault and lay on the guilt trip.

Or you could shoot it with a high powered rifle or shotgun perhaps...

x in the city

CardBordWindow wrote: »

One of the guys in work hates his phone and wants to destroy it in the most inventive way possible. Whoever comes up with the best method of destruction will be allowed do it.

So AH, any suggestions that I can rob??

put it into a microwave on max settings. have it 100% charged...(plugged in with the lead sneaked thru the mico windows for maximum POW!! effect)

now make haste and call the bitch up yo.

Zen65

Plant an acorn in it with some soil. Water regularly. As the tree grows it will slowly destroy the phone!

Z