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Phone Destruction

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  • 04-11-2011 11:16am
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    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭


    One of the guys in work hates his phone and wants to destroy it in the most inventive way possible. Whoever comes up with the best method of destruction will be allowed do it.

    So AH, any suggestions that I can rob??


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    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    One of the guys in work hates his phone and wants to destroy it in the most inventive way possible. Whoever comes up with the best method of destruction will be allowed do it.

    So AH, any suggestions that I can rob??

    Eat it.


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    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Put it on a golf tee, then drive it off mount misery cliffs in Waterford city. (or any other big cliffs near you)


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    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    attach to helium/weather baloon and send to space?

    *may kill someone on the ground when it falls back down though


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    deep fry it.


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    IrishZeus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭IrishZeus


    Melt it.


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    D
    Registered Users Posts: 2,173 ✭✭✭D


    Will it blend?


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    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Put it on a golf tee, then drive it off mount misery cliffs in Waterford city. (or any other big cliffs near you)
    Mt.Misery is just down the road.


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    token56
    Registered Users Posts: 2,601 ✭✭✭token56


    Dip it into liquid nitrogen and smash!


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    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    token56 wrote: »
    Dip it into liquid nitrogen and smash!
    I don't have access to any unfortunately.


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    #11
    Geekness1234
    Registered Users Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Geekness1234


    Hammertime.


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    #12
    spoofilyj
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭spoofilyj


    Create a Rude Goldberg Machine with loads of triggers, the last one being a Blow torch lighting a fuse to a Fire work with the Phone taped to it...


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    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    danniemcq wrote: »
    attach to helium/weather baloon and send to space?

    *may kill someone on the ground when it falls back down though

    Good idea

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fai9HBpTCC4


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    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    Throw it on the road on a busy street and watch the traffic run over it and smash it to smithereens......


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Recycle it.


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    #16
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Piss on it


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    #17
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Will.It.Blend?


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    #18
    mathie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭mathie


    Kick it in the face.


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    #19
    mathie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭mathie


    Blast it with piss.


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    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Will.It.Blend?

    Not on your life my Zohan friend!


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    Tin Foil Hat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    Connect it to a random box using some electrical wires.
    Put on the parcel shelf of a car.
    Park in Belfast.
    Wait for controlled explosion.


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    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Tin Foil Hat wrote: »
    Connect it to a random box using some electrical wires.
    Put on the parcel shelf of a car.
    Park in Belfast.
    Wait for controlled explosion.
    The guy who owns the phone just put this on the top of his list! :cool:


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    davemc180
    Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭davemc180


    drop it into my alligator snapping turtles tank


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Tin Foil Hat wrote: »
    Connect it to a random box using some electrical wires.
    Put on the parcel shelf of a car.
    Park in Belfast.
    Wait for controlled explosion.
    You win


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    #25
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Rabies wrote: »
    You win
    A very defeatist attitude. Try harder!


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    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    We could have the first ever: After Hours Treasure Hunt!

    Place the phone somewhere in the city (I said 'the' city, so don't ask which one) and then post clues here as to where it might be.

    There has to be a prize of some description also I suppose - so hide a Walnut Whip with it also.


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    #27
    shanec1928
    Registered Users Posts: 4,126 ✭✭✭shanec1928


    tape it to A bunch of fireworks.


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    #28
    BravoMike
    Registered Users Posts: 249 ✭✭BravoMike


    Put it in a microwave


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    #29
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Shove it up his ass - crush exercises.


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    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    We could have the first ever: After Hours Treasure Hunt!

    Place the phone somewhere in the city (I said 'the' city, so don't ask which one) and then post clues here as to where it might be.

    There has to be a prize of some description also I suppose - so hide a Walnut Whip with it also.

    and what about us with nut allergies? there will be a stack of dead boardsies lting around the phone.

    actually that would look really cool!


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    jackie1974
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    Tin Foil Hat wrote: »
    Connect it to a random box using some electrical wires.
    Put on the parcel shelf of a car.
    Park in Belfast.
    Wait for controlled explosion.


    And if he goes with this option you get to plant a fake bomb in Belfast, OP. Look on the brightside I hear they do a lovely bit of fish on a friday in Portlaois prison.


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