Iran Bans two footballers for squeezing team mates arses.

Broads.ie

I've noticed that A LOT in football, players patting eachother on the arse and the odd squeez here and there. Why do they do that? For those of you who play football, if a team mate scored would you run over and squeeze his hole?

Anyway, two Iranian players were banned for doing it. Ha.

Iran bans footballers for 'immoral' goal celebration

Mohammed Nosrati also plays for Iran's national team
The Iranian football federation has given indefinite suspensions to two players for "immoral acts" during goal-scoring celebrations, state TV says.

Footage posted online shows Persepolis defender Mohammed Nosrati squeezing teammate Sheis Rezaei's bottom.

Another video seems to show Rezaei squeezing a teammate later in the 3-2 Persepolis victory over Damash Gilan.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-15533927

Pherekydes

Broads.ie wrote: »

For those of you who play football, if a team mate scored would you run over and squeeze his hole?

How? They probably are referring to his glutes.

cml387

This why they don't play rugby in Iran.

Dotrel

Broads.ie wrote: »

For those of you who play football, if a team mate scored would you run over and squeeze his hole?

No but I would give him a big heterosexual kiss on the lips.

Pherekydes

cml387 wrote: »

This why they don't play rugby in Iran.

They have no hookers.

losthorizon

women fans are banned from games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xF029bEi00

amacca

about time some nation took a strong stand on this

I've had to give up soccer so sick was I of getting the arse cheeks squeezed off me by the lads:D

Dotrel

losthorizon wrote: »

women fans are banned from games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xF029bEi00

Looks like they don't get to see all the lovely ass-sqeezing

There's was 100,000 in Tehran for Ireland v Iran in 2001. Hard to believe none of the home crowd was female.

Thomas828

The Iranian government and its society is the most repressed, ill-informed and hideously f***ed up nation on earth and it's been that way ever since that cataclysm called the "Islamic Revolution". It'll be at least two generations before that hell-hole achieves anything like normality.

So this story is just the sort of madness I've come to expect from Iran.

Dotrel

On this subject I'd like to recommend the animated movie Persopolis. It's a good watch and gives one womans attitude to life in Iran.

ejmaztec

amacca wrote: »

about time some nation took a strong stand on this

I've had to give up soccer so sick was I of getting the arse cheeks squeezed off me by the lads

It's better than having your lad squeezed by an arse.

Tubsandtiles

What a pair of arseholes

OutlawPete

Iran 2 Arse 0

amacca

ejmaztec wrote: »

It's better than having your lad squeezed by an arse.

true true....at least from my POV:D

Seaneh

Thomas828 wrote: »

The Iranian government and its society is the most repressed, ill-informed and hideously f***ed up nation on earth and it's been that way ever since that cataclysm called the "Islamic Revolution". It'll be at least two generations before that he'll-hole achieves anything like normality.

So this story is just the sort of madness I've come to expect from Iran.

They were going great guns in the 70's until the Americans funded the islamic revolution and destroyed the scocioeconomic advanced the monachary were making.

Can't be having monarch's talking about free health, schooling and open elections when they are going to using gas and oil to pay for it!

smokedeels

Iran is gay

orourkeda

Cesc grabsanarse

Hank_Jones

Really is a truly touching story.

Lucy8080

if they had of committed to the tackle it would be execution and not a ban.

The_B_Man

^^haha

Ye, I never got that pat on the arse thing. Pat on the back seems sufficient.

Reminds me of a time i was playing 5-a-side. They had a girl playing on the other team. Plenty of shirt pulling was par for the course in them games. Anyway, she had the ball and I went to pressure her, and tried to get the ball. She turns her back to me to protect the ball, goes to tug me jersey, but basically tugged something else.

I didnt even get a free for it!! Blatent handball!! :pac:

Lucy8080

lol.
gave her the tackle from behind eh.

The_B_Man

I was actually going for the ball......but I guess she was too!! :pac:

Nah, I'm 99% sure it was an innocent mistake, but ya can never be sure with women these days!!!

farna_boy

Thomas828 wrote: »

The Iranian government and its society is the most repressed, ill-informed and hideously f***ed up nation on earth and it's been that way ever since that cataclysm called the "Islamic Revolution". It'll be at least two generations before that he'll-hole achieves anything like normality.

So this story is just the sort of madness I've come to expect from Iran.

You have obviously met a lot of Iranians and discussed this with them in detail to come to such an expansive and broad sweeping statement. Good to know people still do some research and talk to the people involved before posting stupid ill informed crap on the internet.

The Internet Explorer

Ah sure it's only a bit of crack.




Get it ? SURE as in, Sure, the deodorant.

You know ?

Spray ? Iran. Country, spray, Iran ?

later12

Broads.ie wrote: »

I've noticed that A LOT in football, players patting eachother on the arse and the odd squeez here and there. Why do they do that? For those of you who play football, if a team mate scored would you run over and squeeze his hole?

Anyway, two Iranian players were banned for doing it. Ha.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-15533927

Dunno, have never deliberately tapped another guy on the ass.

Please make a distinction between "tapping" someone behind and "squeezing his hole" by the way, because quite frankly nobody is going to admit to the latter.

blorg

Dotrel wrote: »

There's was 100,000 in Tehran for Ireland v Iran in 2001. Hard to believe none of the home crowd was female.

I was in Iran for three months at the end of last year. They all remember us putting them out, but in a good natured way. They know three things about Ireland: Shay Given, Bobby Sands and that Ireland is partitioned with the south not being part of the UK. That last one is more than most countries know! The regime renamed the street the British Embassy is on Bobby Sands St in 1981 purely to píss off the British.

Lovely people, and most hate their government. It is actually more liberal on gender relations than any other country I was in in the Middle East, and that would include Turkey east of Ankara. In other countries I visited (Turkey, Syria, UAE, Oman) the pressures tended to be social rather than legal but they were stronger in practice. Far from a hell hole, they are relatively well off, very self reliant, highly educated, speak a lot of English and are very interested in what the outside world thinks of them. They are constantly apologising for the government, this is the sort of thing they find embarrassing.

getz

blorg wrote: »

I was in Iran for three months at the end of last year. They all remember us putting them out, but in a good natured way. They know three things about Ireland: Shay Given, Bobby Sands and that Ireland is partitioned with the south not being part of the UK. That last one is more than most countries know! The regime renamed the street the British Embassy is on Bobby Sands St in 1981 purely to píss off the British.

Lovely people, and most hate their government. It is actually more liberal on gender relations than any other country I was in in the Middle East, and that would include Turkey east of Ankara. In other countries I visited (Turkey, Syria, UAE, Oman) the pressures tended to be social rather than legal but they were stronger in practice. Far from a hell hole, they are relatively well off, very self reliant, highly educated, speak a lot of English and are very interested in what the outside world thinks of them. They are constantly apologising for the government, this is the sort of thing they find embarrassing.

must of realy pissed off the brits by changing the name of a street,where the f...k is iran anyway

Ellis Dee

I'll be buggered if I ever play soccer in a country like that!:D:D:D

Ellis Dee

getz wrote: »

... where the f...k is iran anyway

Wasn't there a thread about poor educational standards some time back?

I understand your not knowing where Iran is, though. It's such a small place, only 20 times the size of the island of Ireland and with around 77 million people. It's between Iraq and Pakistan, with Afghanistan on its northern border. Likewise places that rarely feature in the news.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Freddie59

Ah Iran. That bastion of democracy. Admired and defended by so many battalions of the PC Brigade. Especially on boards.ie.

Spunge

But yet :
" As of 2008, Iran carries out more sex change operations than any other nation in the world except for Thailand. The government provides up to half the cost for those needing financial assistance, and a sex change is recognised on the birth certificate."

So basically if you want to touch another dude, make sure you get a sex change first ?

Sonics2k

Spunge wrote: »

But yet :
" As of 2008, Iran carries out more sex change operations than any other nation in the world except for Thailand. The government provides up to half the cost for those needing financial assistance, and a sex change is recognised on the birth certificate."

So basically if you want to touch another dude, make sure you get a sex change first ?

It ain't gay if you get your langer chopped off!

/ontopic
I really hope these guys never get into Rugby.

getz

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Wasn't there a thread about poor educational standards some time back?

I understand your not knowing where Iran is, though. It's such a small place, only 20 times the size of the island of Ireland and with around 77 million people. It's between Iraq and Pakistan, with Afghanistan on its northern border. Likewise places that rarely feature in the news.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

ah yes is not that persia,has it still got a shah ?

Stiffler2

I've always hated football myself and could never watch it but don't mind playing it.

This just goes to show how gay the sport has become over the years. Its now being dominated by metrosexual haircuts, arse grabbing & diving.

If I wanted drama I'd watch Coronation Street or Eastenders.

And is Fergie still alive and still managing ! - > Jaysus, he must be 4 thousand years old at this stage.

Ghey !

Ellis Dee

getz wrote: »

ah yes is not that persia,has it still got a shah ?

No, the last Shah - a psychopathic and megalomaniac despot who overthrew his own father at the behest of those two great champions of democracy Stalin and Churchill and was later reinstated by the CIA after his people elected a reformist government and deposed him - finally fled his country in 1979 when it finally became clear to him that his savage secret police and other organs of repression had proved incapable of holding back the tsunami of anger that his brutality and corruption had caused.:rolleyes:

He died in Egypt (his American masters had refused to take him in) soon after.;)

A goon like him could not have been removed by the boy scouts. And the present regime are not that, either. But at least they have no foreign masters.:)

losthorizon

Its a country I would love to visit and I think its a country the western media tends to exaggerate its odditities out of all proportion.

blorg

@LH- it is a great country with the most hospitable people on earth by a long way. It is an Islamic country in the Middle East and so certainly the culture is different but we don't hear so much about the oddities of all the other Islamic countries in the Middle East for some strange reason. It actually seemed to me the most liberal of the lot of them, certainly in terms of interactions between the sexes.

Make no mistake about the government though, it is genuinely hated by a lot of Iranians, certainly the majority that I met while there. Unlike Syria, where people were wary of anything political, people were not slow to talk politics in Iran. Not absolutely everything the regime has done is bad but it is certainly repressive and there is a genuine thirst for freedom.

losthorizon

blorg wrote: »

@LH- it is a great country with the most hospitable people on earth by a long way. It is an Islamic country in the Middle East and so certainly the culture is different but we don't hear so much about the oddities of all the other Islamic countries in the Middle East for some strange reason. It actually seemed to me the most liberal of the lot of them, certainly in terms of interactions between the sexes.

Make no mistake about the government though, it is genuinely hated by a lot of Iranians, certainly the majority that I met while there. Unlike Syria, where people were wary of anything political, people were not slow to talk politics in Iran. Not absolutely everything the regime has done is bad but it is certainly repressive and there is a genuine thirst for freedom.

@BLORG I was actually in Armenia to the North of Iran and met a lot of Iranians (most of whom were Iranians of Armenian Heritage and Christian). One of the things I remember though was on the road to Iran in Armenia was people selling coke bottles but the coke taken out and Alcohol put in. Aimed at Iranian truck drivers before they cross the border.

Freddie59

losthorizon wrote: »

Its a country I would love to visit and I think its a country the western media tends to exaggerate its odditities out of all proportion.

???????????????? Oddities?????!!!!! The surpression of women and fringe groupings?:eek: Oddities?

losthorizon

Freddie59 wrote: »

???????????????? Oddities?????!!!!! The surpression of women and fringe groupings?:eek: Oddities?

We live in a country that has just recently introduced divorce. Where sexual abuse by the clergy was hidden for years and the magdelane launderies existed.

4leto

LOL:D:D:D:D

Is this Monty Python

But seriously its about time someone took a stand on the rampant homosexuality that happens after a goal, it confusing for our children who will see hugging a man as OK.

Jaysus could you imagine what the mullahs would make of rugby, they would think the game was a homoerotic orgy.

losthorizon

4leto wrote: »

LOL:D:D:D:D



Jaysus could you imagine what the mullahs would make of rugby, they would think the game was a homoerotic orgy.

Isnt it

Freddie59

losthorizon wrote: »

Isnt it

Only in Iran........

Batsy

Iran should be wiped off the face of the earth.

Standman

They are different to other Islamic countries in the region because the strict Islamic rules are not as engrained in their culture. Take a look at these pics of the country before the Islamic revolution in the 70's: 1 2 3 4 5 6
Source

Hard to believe it's the same country.

Also they are not ethnically Arab like the majorities in most countries in the middle east and Arabic is not their native language, which may be one of the reasons why Islamic teachings have not so permeated their culture like in many of the neighbouring Arabic countries.