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Strangest cargo you've ever had?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Had 5 of us on the bandit about 5 years ago coming through the green on way home from bud. Was doing surprisingly well until chap on bars asked for a wheelie. Meself and chap on tank was only ones left on bike. Good fun until that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,236 ✭✭✭Idleater


    I strapped a couple of golf clubs for pitch n putt sideways across the seat. After filtering to the top of a queue I suddenly remembered them. Luckily I didn't touch anything - but for the rest of the journey it was *like a car* *like a car* *like a car* :D

    I also managed to strap a case of beer (bottles) onto the bike. I don't know why I got the strange looks, surely if I had chucked them into a car it'd just be less noticeable but are bikes not allowed to visibly display their cargo?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    Few crates of beer, bungee straps everywhere!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭No1J


    50 kg bag of cement on the tank, 2 cavity blocks in the back box on the CB.
    Keg of Guinness on a Vespa PE.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭KingIsabella


    In dominican republic i've seen a family of 5-6, children up to grandmother with all the shopping.

    Two lads driving down beside each other with a big ladder beween them.

    And a pig.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Well I drove around in full military garb, a tactical vest with 2 handguns in holsters and a G3-SG1 rifle on my back. Does that count as 'strange'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,429 ✭✭✭bladespin


    A Microwave

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Well I drove around in full military garb, a tactical vest with 2 handguns in holsters and a G3-SG1 rifle on my back. Does that count as 'strange'?

    If it was commuting through traffic, yes. If not, probably not that strange. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭No1J


    A TV.
    2X 14 FT decking planks (in the wee hours).
    Cheque's in excess of 15M.
    12kg bar of Gold.
    4 foot elf sitting as a pillion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,907 ✭✭✭✭CJhaughey


    No1J wrote: »
    4 foot elf sitting as a pillion.
    Michael D?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    No1J wrote: »
    4 foot elf sitting as a pillion.

    Andy Quinn. Haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,441 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Not all at once: ;)

    Two dozen bottles of champagne cider.

    Two tyres for a CBR600 around my waist

    A folding clothes dryer along with a full week's food shopping

    In Cavan there was a great fire / Judge McCarthy was sent to inquire / It would be a shame / If the nuns were to blame / So it had to be caused by a wire.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭Notch000


    Not my thread but ive seen similar stuff on the streets of vietnam

    http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=335816


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭No1J


    CJhaughey wrote: »
    Michael D?

    Oh won it in a Christmas draw so on the way home picked him up, stuck his arms under mine and drove home as if all was grand, Me with Santa hat stuck to my lid and your man on the back, some funny looks as I flew up the middle in traffic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    a cash register


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭wellboytoo


    2 sacks of homegrown, never even felt the journey, long time ago your honour,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    MrJoeSoap wrote: »
    Doubt many will compete with this guy! What a great video!

    http://www.independent.ie/video/video-have-you-seen/rally-biker-stops-to-save-drowning-calf-2917996.html

    So what's the strangest cargo you've ever brought on your bike?

    Great video. Here's the youtube video with no ads:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyPLeII7YKE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,820 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    . . . I'm tempted to say Mrs Galwaytt. . .but I won't. . .:-P

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,077 ✭✭✭thecivvie


    Had a sky dish on the back of mine recently, got a few comments about reception problems lol

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,318 ✭✭✭Miscreant


    Carried a PC home from a friend's house one time, rode a scooter at the time and the CPU was under the seat in the storage compartment (along with keyboard and mouse) and the screen strapped to the pillion seat. Journey was about 10 miles with that stuff and I worried about it every foot of the way!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Picked up one of the lads from a session one night and we seen a wheelchair on the road. I know yeah!! Where the hell was the person who used it. Anyways it turns out wheelchairs can't be dragged that fast behind a bike with someone sitting in it. Was some laugh though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Picked up one of the lads from a session one night and we seen a wheelchair on the road. I know yeah!! Where the hell was the person who used it. Anyways it turns out wheelchairs can't be dragged that fast behind a bike with someone sitting in it. Was some laugh though.

    Reminds me of the time I towed my brother's little 50cc Suzuki moped to the garage behind my RD350YPVS with a bungee cord!..

    Accelerating was fun :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    My compromised BSA M20 outfit back in the early 90's before I discovered JAP and Cages. Carried anything from a dog on the tank, building materials, rubble and a crated one ton capacity Sealey Engine crane from Newry to Dublin. :eek:

    I would probably get arrested for attempting any of this now. :p

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,430 ✭✭✭positron


    LPG cylinder that holds 14kgs of gas + the weight of the cylinder, 25-30 kgs perhaps.
    Large jute sacks full of farm produce like coconuts, mangoes, banana, pineapples, snake beans, black pepper, rubber sheets, elephant yams, tapioca, ginger, turmeric etc, and some times 20 ltr jerrycan of coconut oil, kerosene etc too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,430 ✭✭✭positron


    No1J wrote: »
    Cheque's in excess of 15M.
    12kg bar of Gold.

    Wow!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    I carried six chickens and three ducks in cardboard boxes taped to the back of a CBR1000. What do I win?

    'cptr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,543 ✭✭✭Pataman


    My young lad and his school bag every day. Can I still be in your club?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,543 ✭✭✭Pataman


    Actually just remembered, when I started out I was on a moped( suzuki Carna), carried 8 pairs of shoes between my feet from my dads shop to another.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭sf80


    some flat pack furniture from ikea


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Kev.OC


    positron wrote: »
    LPG cylinder that holds 14kgs of gas + the weight of the cylinder, 25-30 kgs perhaps.
    Large jute sacks full of farm produce like coconuts, mangoes, banana, pineapples, snake beans, black pepper, rubber sheets, elephant yams, tapioca, ginger, turmeric etc, and some times 20 ltr jerrycan of coconut oil, kerosene etc too.

    This confuses me...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,430 ✭✭✭positron


    Kev.OC wrote: »
    This confuses me...

    Yep, rubber grows on trees.

    You tap Rubber trees by cutting into their bark and installing a little cup to collect the sap (latex) that will drain out of the scar. Collect it after 24 hours, add some acid (can't remember exactly what), let it set and then thru rollers to get rid of the water component. Resulting sheets will be dried for 4-10 days, and then you can sell it to whoever buys rubber sheets in the market (they would be buying to sell to manufacturing industry).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    KamiKazi wrote: »
    Few crates of beer, bungee straps everywhere!

    That reminds me.

    In the days when we'd to smuggle gargle over the border I used to ride an old Yamaha DT175 (then later an RD125) from Dublin City centre to Newry, strap a few slabs on the tank and saddle behind me then come back that evening with the lights off over Forkhill :D

    I'm probably lucky the Brit's never shot me :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    A couple of pints of blood, some spinal fluid, a DVD of CAT scans and, wait for it, frozen breast milk. Not all at the same time I might add...

    MrP


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