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How tall is Michael D?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 278 ✭✭cailinardthair




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,069 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    I heard he drives a Dinky.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Judge Higgins by his size do you? And well you should not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,780 ✭✭✭✭ninebeanrows


    I saw him the other day he's pretty small :D

    Good guy though, although most certainly not a walkover, has seriously strong and intelligent views.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    Saw him a couple of times in Limerick city centre early today.
    He is little.
    But he doesn't make pretend someone's trying to kill him, kill people, or go on about pederasty.
    So who cares really


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭EarlERizer


    Kadongy wrote: »
    Saw him a couple of times in Limerick city centre early today.
    He is little.
    But he doesn't make pretend someone's trying to kill him, kill people, or go on about pederasty.
    So who cares really

    Ah now come on, thats unfair, Dana hasn't killed anyone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Alibaba


    SeaFields wrote: »
    He would be taller if he had a neck

    He has some neck do.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    He's a good 8 inches and plenty of Gurth.....

    Oh, you meant body height :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I was in Claremorris this evening at about 5pm. A monsterously oversized white coach pulled up into the square. It was absolutely massive, white, gleamingly clean & had an almighty sized picture of Michael D.Higgins on the side of it.

    Two speakers on the roof projected the whispy voice of Michael D around the small Mayo town streets... promises of how a fine President he would make and such like things.

    It was as if a giant Michael D spaceship had just landed from the sky. An elderly couple stopped & watched as the automated doors opened up. I was expecting a fanfare....

    ..... but instead, out stepped a tiny little man with long strands of white hair hanging from parts of his head and blowing in the wind.

    The couple looked at him, then walked on.

    Michael looked around him... hoping, probably for some kind of welcome, some kind of connection with human beings. His little eyes searched the surrounding area, but apart from the elderly couple - who by now were just a small blimp on the horizon - there was no-one.

    No-one but Michael & his big, massive, white, gleaming, shiny bus with the picture of his head, probably 5000 times the size of his own in the entire square.

    He waited another minute, then turned, got back on his bus & was driven off into the misty grey evening.

    So, to answer your question OP... he's quite small.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    I was in Claremorris this evening at about 5pm. A monsterously oversized white coach pulled up into the square. It was absolutely massive, white, gleamingly clean & had an almighty sized picture of Michael D.Higgins on the side of it.

    Two speakers on the roof projected the whispy voice of Michael D around the small Mayo town streets... promises of how a fine President he would make and such like things.

    It was as if a giant Michael D spaceship had just landed from the sky. An elderly couple stopped & watched as the automated doors opened up. I was expecting a fanfare....

    ..... but instead, out stepped a tiny little man with long strands of white hair hanging from parts of his head and blowing in the wind.

    The couple looked at him, then walked on.

    Michael looked around him... hoping, probably for some kind of welcome, some kind of connection with human beings. His little eyes searched the surrounding area, but apart from the elderly couple - who by now were just a small blimp on the horizon - there was no-one.

    No-one but Michael & his big, massive, white, gleaming, shiny bus with the picture of his head, probably 5000 times the size of his own in the entire square.

    He waited another minute, then turned, got back on his bus & was driven off into the misty grey evening.

    So, to answer your question OP... he's quite small.

    That was soooooooooooo romantic. Write us another story !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭yuppies


    I would have thought Higgins to be about 5' 2, and Gallagher more like 5' 10.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    is Michael D a fairy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭30Min


    He's small....but I'd still roide em !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 175 ✭✭whubee


    Well, Ireland is a small country, and we want someone to represent us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    As tall as you want him to be!

    American's would love him, real life leprachaun for them to gawk at.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,687 ✭✭✭enfant terrible


    yuppies wrote: »
    I would have thought Higgins to be about 5' 2, and Gallagher more like 5' 10.

    I'd say definitely under 5'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭gigino


    he is a little old man who is past it,in a little old country thats past it.

    I saw him, would say he's about 4 ft 11.
    But thats not the reason I would not vote for him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I looked it up last week, according to the article I read he is 5'4. More surprisingly, Sean Gallagher is 5'7.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I looked it up last week, according to the article I read he is 5'4. More surprisingly, Sean Gallagher is 5'7.

    Well... I guess that's that then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭RonBo88


    imagine him standing next to obama


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭suspectdevice


    about the same height as dustin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭Bykobap


    Soon enough he'll be measured in length. Soon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Bykobap wrote: »
    Soon enough he'll be measured in length. Soon.

    Lovely. Stay classy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 77 ✭✭Cillian13


    He's about knee high to a midget


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    5' 8" with box.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭themandan6611


    True you are the finest candidate I have ever seen,
    Standing sixteen inches, one or two centimetres. With eyes wild, green, and glasses black as coal

    And you ride the campaign so well, mouth light to the touch,
    I could never vote for you no matter how I hate all the others


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭gigino


    RonBo88 wrote: »
    imagine him standing next to obama
    he would pat him on the head;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,319 ✭✭✭trashcan


    fryup wrote: »
    is Michael D a fairy?

    >Insert David Norris joke here<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭zimmermania


    yuppies wrote: »
    I would have thought Higgins to be about 5' 2, and Gallagher more like 5' 10.
    Well you know what they say SMALL JOCKEY BIG WHIP.:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭zimmermania


    yuppies wrote: »
    I would have thought Higgins to be about 5' 2, and Gallagher more like 5' 10.
    Well you know what they say SMALL JOCKEY BIG WHIP.:D


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