Are you an alpha or beta male?

jimpump

Alpha male: takes crap from nobody, gets the misses to cook,clean etc. if anyone starts on you they are put in their place fairly quick.aint scared to piss off the boss or anyone else

Beta male: agrees with everyone just not to pis ppl off, does whatever their girl says, scared of confrontations etc. interacts in forplay with the other half

be honest lads, what would you be...alpha or beta??

hondasam

you are on a roll tonight OP. I am my own woman and make my own decisions.

whubee

isnt there an in between.

(ibf youre ghay / in between two males)

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

you are on a roll tonight OP. I am my own woman and make my own decisions.

no offence but this is a no-girl-thread

Local-womanizer

jimpump wrote: »

Alpha male: takes crap from nobody, gets the misses to cook,clean etc. if anyone starts on you they are put in their place fairly quick.aint scared to piss off the boss or anyone else

Beta male: agrees with everyone just not to pis ppl off, does whatever their girl says, scared of confrontations etc. interacts in forplay with the other half

be honest lads, what would you be...alpha or beta??

Take it you are not married then?

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

no offence but this is a no-girl-thread

No offence but feck of. sexist.:p

The King of Moo

I'm neither.

To me, being an alpha or beta is all about your relation to other people (like in a dog pack), and I'm not much of a team player, and don't tend to think about how I'm seen by others so I don't think about myself as being an alpha or beta male.

I'm me and I just get on with things.

For the record, I hate people who fit both descriptions you gave, so I'd imagine that, as in so many aspects of life and thin sheets of ice floating on water, the middle ground is best.

whubee

hard to say really. Just as a question to help clarify, which category are jedturd in.

Local-womanizer

The King of Moo wrote: »

I'm neither.

To me, being an alpha or beta is all about your relation to other people (like in a dog pack), and I'm not much of a team player, and don't tend to think about how I'm seen by others so I don't think about myself as being an alpha or beta male.

I'm me and I just get on with things.

For the record, I hate people who fit both descriptions you gave, so I'd imagine that, as in so many aspects of life and thin sheets of ice floating on water, the middle ground is best.

Lone wolf then?!

The King of Moo

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Lone wolf then?!

Yes! I don't mind being around others of course, but I don't really like being either a leader or a follower. Though I'm probably a bit of both. My ability to lead a class and command their attention tells me I have something of the former in me, whereas my natural laziness and apathy tells me I'm more of the latter.

Sticky_Fingers

I'm Gamma for life yo!!!!

I cook my own dinner like a beast
Do my own washing and sh!t
Treat people with respect, for REAL!!!!!!
and if some punk tries something I walk away knowing that I'm better than that busta

Oh gamma has the deepest penetration of all biiaches

minidazzler

jimpump wrote: »

Alpha male: takes crap from nobody, gets the misses to cook,clean etc. if anyone starts on you they are put in their place fairly quick.aint scared to piss off the boss or anyone else

Beta male: agrees with everyone just not to pis ppl off, does whatever their girl says, scared of confrontations etc. interacts in forplay with the other half

be honest lads, what would you be...alpha or beta??

How you describe alpha sounds like a cnut. Probably a dumb cnut at that.

How you describe Beta is a pushover, with no self-worth. In reality there are an alphabets worth of different types. You have terrible broad strokes.

Also, interacts in foreplay? Do you not like pussy? I suppose the quote below answers that. A bit afraid of it are we?

jimpump wrote: »

no offence but this is a no-girl-thread

Oh, you don't like girls, so you're "that" kind of male. That's OK too.

shannon_tek

If you live with me you live by my rules.

Plautus

jimpump wrote: »

Alpha male: takes crap from nobody, gets the misses to cook,clean etc. if anyone starts on you they are put in their place fairly quick.aint scared to piss off the boss or anyone else

Beta male: agrees with everyone just not to pis ppl off, does whatever their girl says, scared of confrontations etc. interacts in forplay with the other half

be honest lads, what would you be...alpha or beta??

At what point exactly did you become a parody of yourself?

Daithi 1

I'm a lover ! not a fighter !

cickybab

Theres no such thing as beta.
Your either a Man or your a sissy.

jimpump

minidazzler wrote: »

How you describe alpha sounds like a cnut. Probably a dumb cnut at that.

How you describe Beta is a pushover, with no self-worth. In reality there are an alphabets worth of different types. You have terrible broad strokes.

Also, interacts in foreplay? Do you not like pussy? I suppose the quote below answers that. A bit afraid of it are we?



Oh, you don't like girls, so you're "that" kind of male. That's OK too.

if you like goin down on a smelly minge, thats yer choice beta

jugger0

OP is omega.

jimpump

jugger0 wrote: »

OP is omega.

thanks....i think

algebra is a bitch!!

minidazzler

jimpump wrote: »

if you like goin down on a smelly minge, thats yer choice beta

If it's smelly there is a problem, can be as simple as unwashed or as bad as an STD, but it really shouldn't smell all that bad. A real man loves her all month long!

jimpump

minidazzler wrote: »

If it's smelly there is a problem, can be as simple as unwashed or as bad as an STD, but it really shouldn't smell all that bad. A real man loves her all month long!

ya shud be in porn

not many lads i know that like goin down there

randylonghorn

jimpump wrote: »

if you like goin down on a smelly minge, thats yer choice beta

Lol, so alphas don't go down on a woman?!

I think you'll find that most experienced women will tell you differently, and that the true alpha revels in the effect he can have on a woman in just that position!

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

ya shud be in porn

not many lads i know that like goin down there

Really is there something wrong with ye?

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

Really is there something wrong with ye?

yeah im married haha

minidazzler

jimpump wrote: »

ya shud be in porn

not many lads i know that like goin down there

I know 2 guys in real life that admit they won't do it. One of them is gay, the other is just afraid. Since you like having binary choices, which are you?

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

yeah im married haha

In that case is there something wrong with your wife?

jimpump

randylonghorn wrote: »

Lol, so alphas don't go down on a woman?!

I think you'll find that most experienced women will tell you differently, and that the true alpha revels in the effect he can have on a woman in just that position!

thing is, if yer alpha ya dont care bout what the woman wants, during sex or otherwise

obvious beta is obvious ha

randylonghorn

I think you're missing the point, lad!

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

In that case is there something wrong with your wife?

yeah, shes with me!!!!!

minidazzler

jimpump wrote: »

thing is, if yer alpha ya dont care bout what the woman wants, during sex or otherwise

obvious beta is obvious ha

jimpump wrote: »

yeah, shes with me!!!!!

Exactly, if you are as you describe then you are an uncaring mysogynist with little to offer anyone. If you are as you describe they don't make you "Alpha" They make you a cnut, but that is only if you are as you describe which I wouldn't presume you are.

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

yeah, shes with me!!!!!

Do you care what she want's or is only what you want?

jimpump

minidazzler wrote: »

Exactly, if you are as you describe then you are an uncaring mysogynist with little to offer anyone. If you are as you describe they don't make you "Alpha" They make you a cnut, but that is only if you are as you describe which I wouldn't presume you are.

oh sorry casanova...why cant i be more like you!!

shannon_tek

Not everything is about sex. Is it?
Im seriously worried about my nearer future reading this thread.

But i will stay tuned

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

Do you care what she want's or is only what you want?

love her to bits but i just dont drink out of the furry cup ha

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

love her to bits but i just dont drink out of the furry cup ha

That's your choice but does she want you to?

minidazzler

jimpump wrote: »

oh sorry casanova...why cant i be more like you!!

Because you're not as cool as me.

Sticky_Fingers

shannon_tek wrote: »

Not everything is about sex. Is it?
Im seriously worried about my nearer future reading this thread.

But i will stay tuned

Just stay on the internet and you'll have nothing to worry about:P

shannon_tek

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Just stay on the internet and you'll have nothing to worry about:P

Totally. Im far safer here. lifes problems just go out the window. hence why im still here at 4am since 12 yesterday.

Im just waiting to see how you overcome the problems. this is better than school(why was this thread not around back then)

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

That's your choice but does she want you to?

well thats why i bought her a vibrating rabbit...saves me gettin me mouth dirty

hondasam

jimpump wrote: »

well thats why i bought her a vibrating rabbit...saves me gettin me mouth dirty

Forgive me for saying this but you are a crap husband. If my husband had that attitude I would tell him to fcuk of.

Oranage2

AH at night is seriously bad sometimes anyway isnt it a school night Jimpump?

jimpump

hondasam wrote: »

Forgive me for saying this but you are a crap husband. If my husband had that attitude I would tell him to fcuk of.

ah thanks, arent you a doll :eek:

Duggy747

Each to their own but going down on a woman is mighty craìc. Om nom nom nom. :pac:

Anyways, I'm neither in relation to the strange conceptions about alpha and beta here.

Sticky_Fingers

jimpump wrote: »

ah thanks, arent you a doll :eek:

Going by that a startled doll mistaken for a hand puppet

jimpump

Oranage2 wrote: »

AH at night is seriously bad sometimes anyway isnt it a school night Jimpump?

i wish i was still in school...now them were the days

hondasam

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Going by that a startled doll mistaken for a hand puppet

I'm sure he has a problem getting his hands dirty as well.

randylonghorn

jimpump wrote: »

well thats why i bought her a vibrating rabbit...saves me gettin me mouth dirty

So you allow a toy to play a concerto on her every screaming nerve, to hold her in thrall, to reduce her to ecstatic helplessness in a way that you are too afraid to try?

When you play an instrument, dude, the instrument emits the sounds but you control the music ... the tempo, the harmonics, the crescendo ... it is the musician who controls both the instrument and the music!

jimpump

Duggy747 wrote: »

Each to their own but going down on a woman is mighty craìc. Om nom nom nom. :pac:

Anyways, I'm neither in relation to the strange conceptions about alpha and beta here.

yer obviously a BETA reading the thread bout you and yer housemate lol

hondasam

randylonghorn wrote: »

So you allow a toy to play a concerto on her every screaming nerve, to hold her in thrall, to reduce her to ecstatic helplessness in a way that you are too afraid to try?

When you play an instrument, dude, the instrument emits the sounds but you control the music ... the tempo, the harmonics, the crescendo ... it is the musician who controls both the instrument and the music!

would you ever do him a favour and pm him with a few tips on how to please a woman. I feel sorry for him but more sorry for her.

Plautus

For some reason, when I think of the OP I get an image of Charlo from Family telling the wife that 'chips shouldn't bounce' while holding her by the scruff of the neck.

Let us know how the judicial separation/barring order/trial for aggravated assault works out OP! :pac:

randylonghorn

hondasam wrote: »

would you ever do him a favour and pm him with a few tips on how to please a woman. I feel sorry for him but more sorry for her.

I only teach masterclasses, Sam, not beginners!!