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Are you an alpha or beta male?

  • 12-10-2011 2:17am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭


    Alpha male: takes crap from nobody, gets the misses to cook,clean etc. if anyone starts on you they are put in their place fairly quick.aint scared to piss off the boss or anyone else

    Beta male: agrees with everyone just not to pis ppl off, does whatever their girl says, scared of confrontations etc. interacts in forplay with the other half

    be honest lads, what would you be...alpha or beta??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    you are on a roll tonight OP. I am my own woman and make my own decisions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 175 ✭✭whubee


    isnt there an in between.

    (ibf youre ghay / in between two males)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    hondasam wrote: »
    you are on a roll tonight OP. I am my own woman and make my own decisions.

    no offence but this is a no-girl-thread :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    jimpump wrote: »
    Alpha male: takes crap from nobody, gets the misses to cook,clean etc. if anyone starts on you they are put in their place fairly quick.aint scared to piss off the boss or anyone else

    Beta male: agrees with everyone just not to pis ppl off, does whatever their girl says, scared of confrontations etc. interacts in forplay with the other half

    be honest lads, what would you be...alpha or beta??

    Take it you are not married then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    jimpump wrote: »
    no offence but this is a no-girl-thread :p

    No offence but feck of. sexist.:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I'm neither.

    To me, being an alpha or beta is all about your relation to other people (like in a dog pack), and I'm not much of a team player, and don't tend to think about how I'm seen by others so I don't think about myself as being an alpha or beta male.

    I'm me and I just get on with things.

    For the record, I hate people who fit both descriptions you gave, so I'd imagine that, as in so many aspects of life and thin sheets of ice floating on water, the middle ground is best.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 175 ✭✭whubee


    hard to say really. Just as a question to help clarify, which category are jedturd in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    I'm neither.

    To me, being an alpha or beta is all about your relation to other people (like in a dog pack), and I'm not much of a team player, and don't tend to think about how I'm seen by others so I don't think about myself as being an alpha or beta male.

    I'm me and I just get on with things.

    For the record, I hate people who fit both descriptions you gave, so I'd imagine that, as in so many aspects of life and thin sheets of ice floating on water, the middle ground is best.

    Lone wolf then?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Lone wolf then?!

    Yes! I don't mind being around others of course, but I don't really like being either a leader or a follower. Though I'm probably a bit of both. My ability to lead a class and command their attention tells me I have something of the former in me, whereas my natural laziness and apathy tells me I'm more of the latter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    I'm Gamma for life yo!!!!

    I cook my own dinner like a beast
    Do my own washing and sh!t
    Treat people with respect, for REAL!!!!!!
    and if some punk tries something I walk away knowing that I'm better than that busta

    Oh gamma has the deepest penetration of all biiaches


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    jimpump wrote: »
    Alpha male: takes crap from nobody, gets the misses to cook,clean etc. if anyone starts on you they are put in their place fairly quick.aint scared to piss off the boss or anyone else

    Beta male: agrees with everyone just not to pis ppl off, does whatever their girl says, scared of confrontations etc. interacts in forplay with the other half

    be honest lads, what would you be...alpha or beta??

    How you describe alpha sounds like a cnut. Probably a dumb cnut at that.

    How you describe Beta is a pushover, with no self-worth. In reality there are an alphabets worth of different types. You have terrible broad strokes.

    Also, interacts in foreplay? Do you not like pussy? I suppose the quote below answers that. A bit afraid of it are we?
    jimpump wrote: »
    no offence but this is a no-girl-thread :p

    Oh, you don't like girls, so you're "that" kind of male. That's OK too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    If you live with me you live by my rules.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 759 ✭✭✭Plautus


    jimpump wrote: »
    Alpha male: takes crap from nobody, gets the misses to cook,clean etc. if anyone starts on you they are put in their place fairly quick.aint scared to piss off the boss or anyone else

    Beta male: agrees with everyone just not to pis ppl off, does whatever their girl says, scared of confrontations etc. interacts in forplay with the other half

    be honest lads, what would you be...alpha or beta??

    At what point exactly did you become a parody of yourself?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭Daithi 1


    I'm a lover ! not a fighter !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 cickybab


    Theres no such thing as beta.
    Your either a Man or your a sissy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    How you describe alpha sounds like a cnut. Probably a dumb cnut at that.

    How you describe Beta is a pushover, with no self-worth. In reality there are an alphabets worth of different types. You have terrible broad strokes.

    Also, interacts in foreplay? Do you not like pussy? I suppose the quote below answers that. A bit afraid of it are we?



    Oh, you don't like girls, so you're "that" kind of male. That's OK too.

    if you like goin down on a smelly minge, thats yer choice beta :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭jugger0


    OP is omega.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    jugger0 wrote: »
    OP is omega.

    thanks....i think

    algebra is a bitch!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    jimpump wrote: »
    if you like goin down on a smelly minge, thats yer choice beta :D

    If it's smelly there is a problem, can be as simple as unwashed or as bad as an STD, but it really shouldn't smell all that bad. A real man loves her all month long!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    If it's smelly there is a problem, can be as simple as unwashed or as bad as an STD, but it really shouldn't smell all that bad. A real man loves her all month long!

    ya shud be in porn

    not many lads i know that like goin down there


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    jimpump wrote: »
    if you like goin down on a smelly minge, thats yer choice beta :D
    Lol, so alphas don't go down on a woman?! :D

    I think you'll find that most experienced women will tell you differently, and that the true alpha revels in the effect he can have on a woman in just that position! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    jimpump wrote: »
    ya shud be in porn

    not many lads i know that like goin down there

    Really is there something wrong with ye?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    hondasam wrote: »
    Really is there something wrong with ye?

    yeah im married haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    jimpump wrote: »
    ya shud be in porn

    not many lads i know that like goin down there

    I know 2 guys in real life that admit they won't do it. One of them is gay, the other is just afraid. Since you like having binary choices, which are you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    jimpump wrote: »
    yeah im married haha

    In that case is there something wrong with your wife?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    Lol, so alphas don't go down on a woman?! :D

    I think you'll find that most experienced women will tell you differently, and that the true alpha revels in the effect he can have on a woman in just that position! ;)

    thing is, if yer alpha ya dont care bout what the woman wants, during sex or otherwise

    obvious beta is obvious ha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I think you're missing the point, lad! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    hondasam wrote: »
    In that case is there something wrong with your wife?

    yeah, shes with me!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    jimpump wrote: »
    thing is, if yer alpha ya dont care bout what the woman wants, during sex or otherwise

    obvious beta is obvious ha
    jimpump wrote: »
    yeah, shes with me!!!!!

    Exactly, if you are as you describe then you are an uncaring mysogynist with little to offer anyone. If you are as you describe they don't make you "Alpha" They make you a cnut, but that is only if you are as you describe which I wouldn't presume you are.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    jimpump wrote: »
    yeah, shes with me!!!!!

    Do you care what she want's or is only what you want?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    Exactly, if you are as you describe then you are an uncaring mysogynist with little to offer anyone. If you are as you describe they don't make you "Alpha" They make you a cnut, but that is only if you are as you describe which I wouldn't presume you are.

    oh sorry casanova...why cant i be more like you!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Not everything is about sex. Is it?
    Im seriously worried about my nearer future reading this thread.

    But i will stay tuned


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    hondasam wrote: »
    Do you care what she want's or is only what you want?

    love her to bits but i just dont drink out of the furry cup ha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    jimpump wrote: »
    love her to bits but i just dont drink out of the furry cup ha

    That's your choice but does she want you to?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    jimpump wrote: »
    oh sorry casanova...why cant i be more like you!!

    Because you're not as cool as me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Not everything is about sex. Is it?
    Im seriously worried about my nearer future reading this thread.

    But i will stay tuned
    Just stay on the internet and you'll have nothing to worry about:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Just stay on the internet and you'll have nothing to worry about:P

    Totally. Im far safer here. lifes problems just go out the window. hence why im still here at 4am since 12 yesterday.

    Im just waiting to see how you overcome the problems. this is better than school(why was this thread not around back then)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    hondasam wrote: »
    That's your choice but does she want you to?

    well thats why i bought her a vibrating rabbit...saves me gettin me mouth dirty


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    jimpump wrote: »
    well thats why i bought her a vibrating rabbit...saves me gettin me mouth dirty

    Forgive me for saying this but you are a crap husband. If my husband had that attitude I would tell him to fcuk of.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    AH at night is seriously bad sometimes anyway isnt it a school night Jimpump?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    hondasam wrote: »
    Forgive me for saying this but you are a crap husband. If my husband had that attitude I would tell him to fcuk of.

    ah thanks, arent you a doll :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Each to their own but going down on a woman is mighty craìc. Om nom nom nom. :pac:

    Anyways, I'm neither in relation to the strange conceptions about alpha and beta here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    jimpump wrote: »
    ah thanks, arent you a doll :eek:
    Going by that a startled doll mistaken for a hand puppet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    AH at night is seriously bad sometimes anyway isnt it a school night Jimpump?

    i wish i was still in school...now them were the days


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Going by that a startled doll mistaken for a hand puppet

    I'm sure he has a problem getting his hands dirty as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    jimpump wrote: »
    well thats why i bought her a vibrating rabbit...saves me gettin me mouth dirty
    So you allow a toy to play a concerto on her every screaming nerve, to hold her in thrall, to reduce her to ecstatic helplessness in a way that you are too afraid to try? :)

    When you play an instrument, dude, the instrument emits the sounds but you control the music ... the tempo, the harmonics, the crescendo ... it is the musician who controls both the instrument and the music!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭jimpump


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Each to their own but going down on a woman is mighty craìc. Om nom nom nom. :pac:

    Anyways, I'm neither in relation to the strange conceptions about alpha and beta here.

    yer obviously a BETA reading the thread bout you and yer housemate lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    So you allow a toy to play a concerto on her every screaming nerve, to hold her in thrall, to reduce her to ecstatic helplessness in a way that you are too afraid to try? :)

    When you play an instrument, dude, the instrument emits the sounds but you control the music ... the tempo, the harmonics, the crescendo ... it is the musician who controls both the instrument and the music!

    would you ever do him a favour and pm him with a few tips on how to please a woman. I feel sorry for him but more sorry for her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 759 ✭✭✭Plautus


    For some reason, when I think of the OP I get an image of Charlo from Family telling the wife that 'chips shouldn't bounce' while holding her by the scruff of the neck.

    Let us know how the judicial separation/barring order/trial for aggravated assault works out OP! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    hondasam wrote: »
    would you ever do him a favour and pm him with a few tips on how to please a woman. I feel sorry for him but more sorry for her.
    I only teach masterclasses, Sam, not beginners!! ;)


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