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LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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  • #2672
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    i bought an apartment...how are you ..
    the pirite was infectious...how are you.
    im feeling blue..

    i live in a hotel ....how are you..
    the breakfast was sh1t..how are you..

    im sniffing glue..

    how are you ...

    have you got even a shoe ...

    no ..

    have you?????:D:D:D:D


  • #2673
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,240 ✭✭✭furiousox


    furiousox wrote: »
    Single are ya Dave?

    Just a hunch 'cos when he approached the President she "...didn't say go away like the rest.."

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • #2674
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Tears? I'd be crying too if I was losing me big house and 200K salary with complementary travel package...


  • #2675
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Joe wants tears......start talking about Pyrites and Priory again you gimp and you'll have enough to flood the Park.


  • #2676
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    I saw down at the table,
    to put in words a fable,
    cos I though I was able,
    but I'm not :(

    signed Dave The Poet..


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  • #2677
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,769 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Well when Martin McGuinness gets in, at least they won't have to change all the monogrammed cutlery, napkins, towels etc... ;)


  • #2678
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Ahjaysisjoe wrote: »
    I live in Dublin.
    There's a pompus git living in the Phoenix park,
    With a penchant for space-docking(look it up).
    I wish one day she would space-dock with me.
    And then the taste would linger as I had her wrapped around her ginger minge.

    how are you...how are you ..a howare you...lol...very good...


  • #2679
    yosser hughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    Just when I think I can't be anymore alienated in my own country, I hear this superannuated arsehole waxing lyrical about another freeloader.
    "she was able to communicate to people" I would have thought that was a minimum requirement:rolleyes:


  • #2680
    Ahjaysisjoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Ahjaysisjoe


    Howard Hughes?


  • #2681
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    I wrote a Haiku
    all about you
    how are you?
    lady with a dog
    fridge freezer

    ----O'Searcaigh


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  • #2682
    Ahjaysisjoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Ahjaysisjoe


    She has a giant pair of leather underpants that accomadate 11 people at once...


  • #2683
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    sudzs wrote: »
    Well when Martin McGuinness gets in, at least they won't have to change all the monogrammed cutlery, napkins, towels etc... ;)

    Actually the cutlery is monogrammed with "Commander in Chief"


  • #2684
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Ahjaysisjoe wrote: »
    I live in Dublin.
    There's a pompus git living in the Phoenix park,
    With a penchant for space-docking(look it up).
    I wish one day she would space-dock with me.
    And then the taste would linger as I had her wrapped around her ginger minge.

    I imagine space docking poses some logistical difficulties


  • #2685
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    how are you?
    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:


  • #2686
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Ahjaysisjoe wrote: »
    Howard Hughes?

    ...how are you?

    Or as they say round Joe's way "howiya?"


  • #2687
    Royal Dub
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 99 ✭✭Royal Dub


    Joe meet this chap in deviant's anonymous meeting?

    My Name is Joe and i'm a nipple twisting masochist
    My Name is Dave and i live in the McAleese's back garden in nothing but my y-fronts


  • #2688
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    She'll be a hard act to follow. Theres no doubt about it.


  • #2689
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Dana voter alert!


  • #2690
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,297 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Joe Ive never been on radio, in fact I've never been out of the Asylum


  • #2691
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    That poem drove me to gargle


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  • #2692
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    I'm sure this McAleese love in has nothing do with her Fianna Fail associations. No siree.


  • #2693
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,240 ✭✭✭furiousox


    a fiver says he gets that psycho to read out his shit poem again before the end of the show.

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • #2694
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    *click*

    See y'all later folks...this is unbearable.


  • #2695
    padz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 499 ✭✭padz


    best bit of liveline in ages...


  • #2696
    Ahjaysisjoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Ahjaysisjoe


    Kill me now... Joe has begun to salivate at the thoughts of one-day becoming the president... I feel that Joe with his little knap-sack with triple-dipped convoy LSD and a vial of HOWARD HUGHES


  • #2697
    lucylu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    we are still listening to NorthSide Radio that 5 days in a row... :eek:


  • #2698
    Royal Dub
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 99 ✭✭Royal Dub


    you'll be dead soon love, so you wont miss her that long


  • #2699
    europa11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Oh I dunno, I could see David Norris fitting into her shoes.


    "How are you?"


  • #2700
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Sending gifts????

    Ah here.

    Want me to mix a Mary McAleese dubstep song Joe?

    WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB


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  • #2701
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    you heard it here...

    on top of the pension Maccers is about to retire on her husband is about to be gifted

    Irish Ambassador to the Vatican

    bend on your knees peasant, pay your taxes


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