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LIVELINE Thread - (05/10/11 to 14/02/2012)

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Comments

  • #2642
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Was this written by a 5 year old? FFS.


  • #2643
    Ahjaysisjoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Ahjaysisjoe


    I wet a lady-boy in the park...


  • #2644
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    It rhymes.

    Its not a real poem then.


  • #2645
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,769 ✭✭✭sudzs


    oh god no... the awful whiney poetry voice... :rolleyes:


  • #2646
    padz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 499 ✭✭padz


    Ahjaysisjoe wrote: »
    Mary has less dignity than a frogs leg hopping on Faraday's table...

    bet marys gaff dosent have pyrite


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  • #2647
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    orourkeda wrote: »
    An ode to pyrite

    lmao

    Complete with diddly aye backing track.

    Don't give up the day job mate...


  • #2648
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    are you having a laugh........

    this is utterr c%&p


  • #2649
    miketv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 837 ✭✭✭miketv


    i've turned down the radio, i cant listen to it, let me know when it is over


  • #2650
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,297 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Oh holy Jebus!

    I met a lady in the park
    She looked like a dog and let out a bark
    She asked me for money
    I said what do I get honey
    She said come in here to the dark


  • #2651
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    I turned on my radio
    hoping for a word with joe
    if I could I'd beg him please
    no more fcuking poetry


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  • #2652
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    roses are red
    violet are blue
    get off the radio
    you silly gimp


  • #2653
    Ahjaysisjoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Ahjaysisjoe


    Insane... this is the worst of the worst...


  • #2654
    yosser hughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    This is comedy gold! Has Dave got a vote?:eek:


  • #2655
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    This is utter bollocks.


  • #2656
    Ahjaysisjoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Ahjaysisjoe


    No...!!!!!


  • #2657
    qwert2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭qwert2


    I'm outta here! Bye


  • #2658
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,297 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Oh my god the music!!!!!


  • #2659
    suzie987
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭suzie987


    Oh my god this poem is atrociousness!!!


  • #2660
    DuckStab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭DuckStab


    I went down town
    To get some brown-
    bread, in the shop
    with an apartment on top
    the shopkeeper said hello
    I said so-so
    He asked who I will vote for in the election
    I said "Don't know, but for McAleese I have a massive
    warmth"


  • #2661
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,240 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Single are ya Dave?

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



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  • #2662
    Jaysoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Jaysoose


    what is this bollox?


  • #2663
    Royal Dub
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 99 ✭✭Royal Dub


    who's been sniffing the pyrite


  • #2664
    padz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 499 ✭✭padz


    is this what we pay pensioners for? lol


  • #2665
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    furiousox wrote: »
    Single are ya Dave?
    hope so for his sake...


  • #2666
    Ahjaysisjoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Ahjaysisjoe


    The poem is like something a Nazi would use to wipe his ass....


  • #2667
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    "Ah if only we could all give her another 7 yrs without having to bother voting...shure all the peeple are behind her"


  • #2668
    yosser hughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    Are these people for real! critical 14 years! You can say that again.Culminating in the loss of economic sovereignty. (That's hard to spell actually:o)


  • #2669
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Gerroff the radio.


  • #2670
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    DuckStab wrote: »
    I went down town
    To get some brown-
    bread, in the shop
    with an apartment on top
    the shopkeeper said hello
    I said so-so
    He asked who I will vote for in the election
    I said "Don't know, but for McAleese I have a massive
    erection"

    fixed.


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  • #2671
    Ahjaysisjoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Ahjaysisjoe


    I live in Dublin.
    There's a pompus git living in the Phoenix park,
    With a penchant for space-docking(look it up).
    I wish one day she would space-dock with me.
    And then the taste would linger as I had her wrapped around her ginger minge.


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