what kind of drunk are you

u_c_thesecond

Yes its the predictable friday night "drink" thread :eek:

After a few drinks with the girls tonight during a birthday dinner the conversation went to "the kind of drunk we are". We each said what the others only did when drunk.

example- a friend of mine sings every song that comes on when shes a few drinks even though she sounds awful so shes a singing drunk (shes knows she does anyway we didnt bombard her lol)

another friend never shuts the hell up about her kids - (the i love my kids drunk?)

another calls her boyfriend and starts the soppy love crap ( the "oh shut the **** up" drunk)

I discovered (and kinda knew from my phone after a drunk night) that im the "i love this song, im putting it on my ipod" drunk. every 2nd song i say the previous line and type the name of it into my phone :P

lol:)

so what kind of drunk (or after a few jars) person are you

ahyeahok

I'm the drunk that just smiles and nods as the other person talks utter shiite... or maybe I'm just not drunk enough...

Princess Peach

Loud, dancey, much stupider than normal, way too honest, very frisky.

Yay its the weekend

Hank Scorpio

the dangerous kind

mrDerek

im the type that thinks shufflen on the dancefloor will make the girls underwear explode off them

Praetorian Saighdiuir

The rapey kind

Hazys

Im the fat girl crying in the corner...which is worrying since im an average sized guy

u_c_thesecond

ahyeahok wrote: »

I'm the drunk that just smiles and nods as the other person talks utter shiite... or maybe I'm just not drunk enough...

bahahahahahahahah flasbacks now thanks for that :P

Coffeeteasugar

Think I'm the slightly delirious, smiley talking crazy drunk!

x in the city

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

Yes its the predictable friday night "drink" thread :eek:

After a few drinks with the girls tonight during a birthday dinner the conversation went to "the kind of drunk we are". We each said what the others only did when drunk.

example- a friend of mine sings every song that comes on when shes a few drinks even though she sounds awful so shes a singing drunk (shes knows she does anyway we didnt bombard her lol)

another friend never shuts the hell up about her kids - (the i love my kids drunk?)

another calls her boyfriend and starts the soppy love crap ( the "oh shut the **** up" drunk)

I discovered (and kinda knew from my phone after a drunk night) that im the "i love this song, im putting it on my ipod" drunk. every 2nd song i say the previous line and type the name of it into my phone :P

lol:)

so what kind of drunk (or after a few jars) person are you

im the talking wine and drinking shoite drunk

bridgemond

The loud funny guy that gets way to drunk at the end of the night.
Or else I get tired and want to go home lol

Liam Byrne

The "very, very rarely" kind

Da Shins Kelly

I'm the one who becomes extremely loud and accuses everyone of having wronged me in some way or another. I ain't proud of it, and yet I'm committed.

pragmatic1

Dont remember. I was drunk at the time.

LC2010HIS

I am the one who gets deep in conversation and epiphanies:D

stmol32

I love the phrase "Functional Alcoholic".

I never understood what it really meant until I realised it means you have shanemacgowanesque/oliverreedish type drinking bouts on your nights off but you still have to collect the kids the next morning or fix computers for a living after lunch.

So basically to answer your question I'm the best type of drunk... I soil myself and start to cryand after two bottles of WKD

amacachi

I get texty.

Aishae

Was at a family party recently. Gran says I'm like my grandad after a drink (rest his soul!) so I'm a
Grandad drunk

Dance extremely embarrassingly and will belt out a tune - then wobble home

Celly Smunt

i can't get drunk,i have gone out and spent £150 on nights out sometimes and still only feel a little numbness,i'm average height and average weight so my size can't be the answer either,it's baffling.

ratedR

brave and honest with no other sympthoms. The dangerous kind basically.

Arnold Layne

I'm the one that will go down on any girl, be they hairy and/or smelly, or shaven.

Only on shaven when sober though

Solnskaya

i'm the -hmmm, lets show the bouncer he's not as tough as he thought kind. Wife was usually not impressed, but I broke a lot of heads. I've matured now though, but not much. Sadly.

ahyeahok

which one are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh9k8wA9OCo

Temptamperu

I dont get drunk I get more awesome.

mac20v

are these my feet !

wolf moon

I'm a good kinda drunk. I like all the pirate songs,wenches etc...

Me drunk=

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyC0FOzqHM

stmol32

OOh actually, can I change my answer,

I'm the type of drunk who knows it's bad for him after a failed marriage and nearly losing me job but gave up drinking after lieutenant Sokowksi gave me twenty four hours to sort myseflf out or I was off the force.

So I gave up drink but then me partner was killed by a colombian drug dealer so I sucked a bottle of whiskey (JD, yeah I know it's not proper whiskey but product placement and all that...) and then sought revenge.


So to answer the question, I'm the sort of Friday night drunk who......... Mendooooooooooooozzaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!1

jokettle

I'm a sleepy drunk.

Ave Nocturna

I'm the sober drunk

AnamGlas

"The Poisoner"

jackie1974

Im just the drunk drunk

Ms. Pingui

Im the kind of drunk that talks an alarming amount of bullsh1t!!!! I simply cannot stop talking absolute pissh to anyone that will listen! Even the other drunks tell me to shut the fcuk up and stop talking sh1te!

Needless to say I spend the days following a good session totally mortified! :o:o Does'nt seem to put me off the drink though....

brummytom

I vary.


A few weeks back, at the fleadh, I got annoyed with a good mate so I poured a drink over his head. He didn't take it too well.

But then last week, I apparently spent the night constantly telling the same mate (and another, a girl) "I'm gonna miss you so much when you go to uni, I love you". The girl said I chased her round trying to hug her too.


So I'm obviously an emotional drunk - my emotions just vary.

nice_very

strange.. noone has said "The Horny Drunk":eek:

myself, id depends in the mood Im in be it (explaining with emoticons cos we drunks can understand them better) or or :mad: or :pac: or :cool:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I actually got sat down and told what I was like by some girls a couple of weeks back

Apparentley, I'm very funny but I'm very insulting until you get to know me. The reason being that when I take the piss I don't laugh or smile and they don't know I'm taking the piss. You have to know me well enough to know tht I only smile with my eyes.
And then you love me

storker

ahyeahok wrote: »

I'm the drunk that just smiles and nods as the other person talks utter shiite... or maybe I'm just not drunk enough...

Definitely a sign that you're not drunk enough. If you were, they'd be making perfect sense.

A few years a go my wife and I attended her work Christmas party. She was pregnant with our first child and I was on the dry to show solidarity. Result: the most boring bloody night out of our lives. Not because we were sober, because because everyone else was p155ed. And talking utter b0ll0ck5. And when you're sober, you have no patience for it.

We ended up beating a hasty retreat to our room and watching a late movie in bed. So at least we salvaged something from the evening...

Stork

Kevin Duffy

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

I'm the one who becomes extremely loud and accuses everyone of having wronged me in some way or another. I ain't proud of it, and yet I'm I should be committed.

FYP

I've been every kind of drunk. I think that's part of the point of getting drunk. Mostly I'm the lucky, happy kind.

storker

In answer to the original question, I'll quote a what a friend of mine said to me who knows about these things:

"You're the happiest drunk I've ever known."

I think he meant it as a compliment.

Stork

Clarification: the use of the word "drunk" means "on those occasions when you get drunk", not "you are constantly drunk". (That's my story and I'm sticking to it...)

Mars Bar

I talk. A lot. And it's mainly shít talking too.

ardinn

I'm the "where the hell did he go" drunk - Guaranteed to be gone on a wander/missing/at a strangers house party / campsite / prison cell.

Neyite

I'm an emotional drunk - I get upset about crap I normally wouldnt if I was sober, or can get quite narky. I rarely get drunk anymore and if I do its usually accidental. I have happily been the designated driver, my only complaint is that the selection for a non-drinker in a pub is terrible.

Cant drink now because I'm pregnant.

I would love to be more like others in my family - We have a singing drunk (who is actually rather excellent at singing so its ok) a sleepy drunk, who just goes off to bed, and a happy drunk who tells everyone how great they are and how much she loves them.

Jess16

The let's have fun and be spontaneous kind! (apparently)

pearLxx

feeling so hot all over...or just soo sleepy

prettyboy81

I'm a drunk drunk & sometimes am a drunker drunk

Tubsandtiles

I'm the kind that gets courage to talk to girls that I have no chance with however I'm happy to say I'm a friendly drunk and not one of the messy ones... and of course I become a professional dancer on the dance floor

mattjack

"Snash box and cur "hic" ry sauce,pleeees.." wanders off...."wha ? I ashed for a chicken quarter burger "......."NO, YOU GET OUT,MY MONEY EMPLOYZ YOUS..." ...eh ok ossifer..yup straight home "

Karona

I'm the sober looking drunk, I can drink and drink and drink and feel absoloutely off my face but I still look the same and act the same.

It's kind of annoying actually because people don't believe me if I say I'm drunk.

DylanJM

Karona wrote: »

I'm the sober looking drunk, I can drink and drink and drink and feel absoloutely off my face but I still look the same and act the same.

It's kind of annoying actually because people don't believe me if I say I'm drunk.

I'm the complete opposite. All my facial muscles relax after two or three and I get the fright of my life my I see a stranger looking back at me from the mirror in the jacks.

Yet I'll be completely sober.

Biggins

I'm a rare drunk.
I actually can't remember the last time I was drunk. Its been many years.

madmammy

Biggins wrote: »

I'm a rare drunk.
I actually can't remember the last time I was drunk. Its been many years.

must be over 10yrs coz i've never seen you drunk, me on the other hand

Biggins

madmammy wrote: »

must be over 10yrs coz i've never seen you drunk, me on the other hand

True dear! :pac: