what kind of drunk are you

u_c_thesecond

Yes its the predictable friday night "drink" thread :eek:

After a few drinks with the girls tonight during a birthday dinner the conversation went to "the kind of drunk we are". We each said what the others only did when drunk.

example- a friend of mine sings every song that comes on when shes a few drinks even though she sounds awful so shes a singing drunk (shes knows she does anyway we didnt bombard her lol)

another friend never shuts the hell up about her kids - (the i love my kids drunk?)

another calls her boyfriend and starts the soppy love crap ( the "oh shut the **** up" drunk)

I discovered (and kinda knew from my phone after a drunk night) that im the "i love this song, im putting it on my ipod" drunk. every 2nd song i say the previous line and type the name of it into my phone :P

lol:)

so what kind of drunk (or after a few jars) person are you

ahyeahok

I'm the drunk that just smiles and nods as the other person talks utter shiite... or maybe I'm just not drunk enough...

Princess Peach

Loud, dancey, much stupider than normal, way too honest, very frisky.

Yay its the weekend

Hank Scorpio

the dangerous kind

mrDerek

im the type that thinks shufflen on the dancefloor will make the girls underwear explode off them

Praetorian Saighdiuir

The rapey kind

Hazys

Im the fat girl crying in the corner...which is worrying since im an average sized guy

u_c_thesecond

ahyeahok wrote: »

I'm the drunk that just smiles and nods as the other person talks utter shiite... or maybe I'm just not drunk enough...

bahahahahahahahah flasbacks now thanks for that :P

Coffeeteasugar

Think I'm the slightly delirious, smiley talking crazy drunk!

x in the city

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

Yes its the predictable friday night "drink" thread :eek:

After a few drinks with the girls tonight during a birthday dinner the conversation went to "the kind of drunk we are". We each said what the others only did when drunk.

example- a friend of mine sings every song that comes on when shes a few drinks even though she sounds awful so shes a singing drunk (shes knows she does anyway we didnt bombard her lol)

another friend never shuts the hell up about her kids - (the i love my kids drunk?)

another calls her boyfriend and starts the soppy love crap ( the "oh shut the **** up" drunk)

I discovered (and kinda knew from my phone after a drunk night) that im the "i love this song, im putting it on my ipod" drunk. every 2nd song i say the previous line and type the name of it into my phone :P

lol:)

so what kind of drunk (or after a few jars) person are you

im the talking wine and drinking shoite drunk

bridgemond

The loud funny guy that gets way to drunk at the end of the night.
Or else I get tired and want to go home lol

Liam Byrne

The "very, very rarely" kind

Da Shins Kelly

I'm the one who becomes extremely loud and accuses everyone of having wronged me in some way or another. I ain't proud of it, and yet I'm committed.

pragmatic1

Dont remember. I was drunk at the time.

LC2010HIS

I am the one who gets deep in conversation and epiphanies:D

stmol32

I love the phrase "Functional Alcoholic".

I never understood what it really meant until I realised it means you have shanemacgowanesque/oliverreedish type drinking bouts on your nights off but you still have to collect the kids the next morning or fix computers for a living after lunch.

So basically to answer your question I'm the best type of drunk... I soil myself and start to cryand after two bottles of WKD

amacachi

I get texty.

Aishae

Was at a family party recently. Gran says I'm like my grandad after a drink (rest his soul!) so I'm a
Grandad drunk

Dance extremely embarrassingly and will belt out a tune - then wobble home

Celly Smunt

i can't get drunk,i have gone out and spent £150 on nights out sometimes and still only feel a little numbness,i'm average height and average weight so my size can't be the answer either,it's baffling.

ratedR

brave and honest with no other sympthoms. The dangerous kind basically.

Arnold Layne

I'm the one that will go down on any girl, be they hairy and/or smelly, or shaven.

Only on shaven when sober though

Solnskaya

i'm the -hmmm, lets show the bouncer he's not as tough as he thought kind. Wife was usually not impressed, but I broke a lot of heads. I've matured now though, but not much. Sadly.

ahyeahok

which one are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh9k8wA9OCo

Temptamperu

I dont get drunk I get more awesome.

mac20v

are these my feet !

wolf moon

I'm a good kinda drunk. I like all the pirate songs,wenches etc...

Me drunk=

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyC0FOzqHM

stmol32

OOh actually, can I change my answer,

I'm the type of drunk who knows it's bad for him after a failed marriage and nearly losing me job but gave up drinking after lieutenant Sokowksi gave me twenty four hours to sort myseflf out or I was off the force.

So I gave up drink but then me partner was killed by a colombian drug dealer so I sucked a bottle of whiskey (JD, yeah I know it's not proper whiskey but product placement and all that...) and then sought revenge.


So to answer the question, I'm the sort of Friday night drunk who......... Mendooooooooooooozzaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!1

jokettle

I'm a sleepy drunk.

Ave Nocturna

I'm the sober drunk

AnamGlas

"The Poisoner"

jackie1974

Im just the drunk drunk