Stuff you shouldn't do.

17-09-2011 4:30am

Throw empty petrol cans onto a fire!

Ah nuts · 17-09-2011 5:24am

Fart when you got dose of the runs.

Xpsgamer · 17-09-2011 5:46am

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Shooting yourself in the head to feel what it's like.

your some man for one man chuck stone!

some random drunk · 17-09-2011 5:47am

Don't do,
Don't do,
Don't do that.
Don't pull faces,
Don't tease the cat.

Don't pick your ears,
Don't be rude at school.
Who do they think I am?

Some kind of fool?

One day
they'll say
Don't put toffee in my coffee
don't pour gravy on the baby
don't put beer in his ear
don't stick your toes up his nose.

Don't put confetti on the spaghetti
and don't squash peas on your knees.

Don't put ants in your pants
don't put mustard in the custard
don't chuck jelly at the telly
and don't throw fruit at the computer
don't throw fruit at the computer.

Don't what?
Don't throw fruit at the computer.
Don't what?
Don't throw fruit at the computer.
Who do they think I am?
Some kind of fool?

Capt'n Midnight · 17-09-2011 12:58pm

If the wind changes your face will stick like that
You'll catch cold if you go out with wet hair
If you swallow chewing gum, it'll stick your insides together
If you sit on a stone step you'll get a chill in your kidneys
If you squeeze it, it'll never get better
If you play with it you'll go blind

Capt'n Midnight · 17-09-2011 1:11pm

Don't go to the ice-cream van if it is playing a song. It means it has run out of ice-cream

Never let a cat near the baby as it will suck out the baby's breath.

Opening an umbrella indoors is unlucky

Stick your tongue out and a blackbird will peck it off

If you pick your nose, your head will cave in

If you don't get to sleep the sand man will come and put sand in your eyes

If you fall of that wall and break both your legs don't come running to me.