Stuff you shouldn't do.

Super-Rush

Lick square batteries.

Use nettles as toilet paper.

Next.

hatrickpatrick

super-rush wrote: »

Use nettles as toilet paper.

Some people are into that type of thing. Try to have a bit of tolerance for feck's sake!

Where To

Post in silly threads

fedor.2.

Lick nettles or use batteries as toilet paper.............

TheZohanS

Yore own ma.

Chris P. Bacon

Watch the late late show.

EverEvolving

Put a cup on the table without a coaster/Toaster in the bath

Divide by zero.

hondasam

TheZohan wrote: »

Yore own ma.

It's mammy.

My name is URL

Don't do what Donny Don't does

hondasam

Support Liverpool

TheZohanS

hondasam wrote: »

It's mammy.

Hi ya mammy, didn't your last account get banned?!

fedor.2.

hondasam wrote: »

Support Liverpool

:eek:

Super-Rush

Put your mickey finger in the hole of a bagel while slicing it.

J. Marston

Go whoring for thanks.

The ironing is delicious. Was irony the right word to use there?

Millicent

Chew tinfoil.

hondasam

TheZohan wrote: »

Hi ya mammy, didn't your last account get banned?!

No he loves his mammy and she loves him.

Where To

Pretend to be a pilot

waffleman

herpes

Chuck Stone

Shooting yourself in the head to feel what it's like.

fedor.2.

J. Marston wrote: »

Go whoring for thanks.

The ironing is delicious. Was irony the right word to use there?

Id have nothing to do then

mikemac

type google into google

I've never tried and never will

stupidusername

spend too much time on AH

Sky King

It breaks the internet Mike

xoxyx

You probably shouldn't do this...

Dr. Gonzo:

Hello? Hi Lucy, God bless. Yeah it's me. What? I dont know, I taught that bastard a lesson he'll never forget. What? No, not dead. But he won't be bothering anybody for a while. Yeah, I left him out there. I stomped him. I pulled all his teeth out.

Raoul Duke: [Narrating] I remember thinking 'Jesus, what a terrible thing to lay on someone with a head full of acid'.

Dr. Gonzo: But we have a problem. That bastard cashed a bad cheque downstairs and gave you as a reference. They'll be looking for both of you. Yeah I know. You can't judge a book by it's cover... some people are just basically rotten. Well the last thing in the world you want to do is call this hotel again. They'll trace the call and put you straight behind bars. Yeah I'm moving to the tropicana right away... when I get a room I'll let you know which one it is... I gotta get off. They probably have this phone tapped baby... Yeah I know it's horrible but it's all over now.

[stomps foot]

Dr. Gonzo: Oh my God... there's someone at the door. There's someone at the door!

[yelling and knocking things over]

Dr. Gonzo: Ahh! Ahh! I'm innocent! It was Duke! It was Duke!
[inaudible noises]

Dr. Gonzo: Ahh! Ahh! Don't put that thing on me! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! aaah... aah... ah...

[hangs up]

Dr. Gonzo: Well, that's the last we should be hearing from Lucy man. She's probably stuffing herself down the incinerator about now. You know what we need? We need some opium.

Raoul Duke: [Narrating] I remember slumping on the bed. His performance had given me a bad jolt. For a moment I thought his mind had snapped, that he actually believed he was being attacked by invisible enemies. But the room was quiet again.

EverEvolving

Chop chilli and scratch your eye

BBDBB

try walking on sunshine

whooaa no!

Temptamperu

Never be honest when your OH asks does she look fat in this.

Super-Rush

Put Deepheat on your hand and fap.

Will

EverEvolving wrote: »

Chop chilli and scratch your eye

Or go to the loo. Learned the hard way :(:(

hondasam

super-rush wrote: »

Put Deepheat on your hand and fap.

That would be hot

mattjack

Temptamperu wrote: »

Never be honest when your OH asks does she look fat in this.

or upload homemade porn with the OH in it ..

Turtyturd

Piss on an electric fence.

stupidusername

mattjack wrote: »

or upload homemade porn with the OH in it ..

make homemade porn

fedor.2.

Turtyturd wrote: »

Piss on an electric fence.

Deadly buzz

Temptamperu

stupidusername wrote: »

make homemade porn

But thats the best kind :pac:

BBDBB

stupidusername wrote: »

make homemade porn

the bitch is in the edit!

whubee

go to a special bath place that has tiny eels which eat the dead skin off you, and let one go up your japs eye.

mattjack

stupidusername wrote: »

make homemade porn

or tell her you uploaded it.

stupidusername

Temptamperu wrote: »

But thats the best kind :pac:

oh i know

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Stay in and watch the late late.
Though the traveller fella is funny as f*ck

Odysseus

Have a piss after using tiger blam, waiting until you have a piss before you wash your hands. It's a strange sensation!!!

hondasam

Charles Skinny Lemonade wrote: »

Stay in and watch the late late.
Though the traveller fella is funny as f*ck

come to daddy

he is funny, great tv

Cill Dara Abu

J. Marston wrote: »

Go whoring for thanks.

The ironing is delicious. Was irony the right word to use there?

Be jealous of other people for been witty and funny

Temptamperu

stupidusername wrote: »

oh i know

Pm me i has a camcorder and foodstuffs

Littlehorny

tell your missus her sister is better in bed!

sgb

Swallow

orourkeda

never stick a banger up your arse at halloween

hondasam

sgb wrote: »

Swallow

you must be anorexic if you never swallow your food.

hondasam

orourkeda wrote: »

never stick a banger up your arse at halloween

Is it ok any other time but Halloween?

Littlehorny

orourkeda wrote: »

never stick a banger up your arse at halloween

Is it ok at other times of the year?