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Stupid Questions that are Stupid

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  • 13-09-2011 7:56pm
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    Balfie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭


    Anyone else think of stupid questions that no one knows the answer to? Well People possibly do know the answers to the questions, but alot of them make no sense.

    Like,


    What's the youngest you can die of old age?

    or

    If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

    or

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

    or

    Can you cry under water?

    or

    If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

    or

    Where does the smell go if a space man farts in space in a space suit?

    Any one got any more? :D


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    oh no, you got me curious about all those questions now :(


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Did Kamakzi pilots wear safety belts ?

    If your daughter marrys Jessie James do your outlaws become your inlaws ?


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    mackg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    As far as the toaster question goes I use higher settings to cook waffles.


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    Taco Corp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    No such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.


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    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Balfie wrote: »
    If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
    Are there any identical twin Boardsies? I think we should try this out!


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Are there any identical twin Boardsies? I think we should try this out!

    surprisingly there are loads of twin boardsies.


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    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    When men start getting older why do they lose the hair on their head but start growing more hair in their nose and ears?


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    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    mackg wrote: »
    As far as the toaster question goes I use higher settings to cook waffles.

    Yeah and toast bread DIRECTLY from frozen.


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    anndub
    Registered Users Posts: 505 ✭✭✭anndub


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Are there any identical twin Boardsies? I think we should try this out!

    No need, the answer is no.


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    #11
    puzzle factory
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭puzzle factory


    evey time my buddys in the car and a truck passes,he always sez wheres that goin now? does my head in,oh and he knocks on every thing he's thinking of buying,dosnt matter if its a car or shoes


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    General General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    If a bear was baptised a Roman Catholic, would that mean that the Pope would sh!t in the woods? If so, but he was alone, would it make a shroud?


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    Guill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Whydont you call your mp3 player an Ipod like everyone else??



    Cause it's not a ****in IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Balfie wrote: »
    Where does the smell go if a space man farts in space in a space suit?

    He would of spoilt his air supply.

    Could you imagine breathing yer own farts?


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    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,120 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Can you cry under water?

    This intrigues me.


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Sky King wrote: »
    Yeah and toast bread DIRECTLY from frozen.
    Jesus, what's the hurry?


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    Forest Master
    Registered Users Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?


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    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    why is abbreviated such a long word?


    why is dyslexia such a difficult word to spell?


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    #19
    Balfie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭Balfie


    Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

    If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?


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    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Jesus, what's the hurry?

    You just can't handle life on on the edge man. Fast cars, fast toast, and fast women, that's how the KING rolls.


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    mikeyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭mikeyboy


    Guill wrote: »
    Whydont you call your mp3 player an Ipod like everyone else??



    Cause it's not a ****in IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mine is a Creative Zen Touch 2 (nice formatting btw) cool.gif


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    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Balfie wrote: »
    Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

    If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

    I'll go with no to the first one, 'cos when deprived of hearing themselves while speaking, stutterers generally stop.

    The Chameleon wouldn't recognise itself and would turn whatever was the appropriate colour for seeing another Chameleon, which is social signalling rather than primarily camouflage. Probably a darker colour for anger and threat.

    I would so love to have a go at answering all the questions in the thread.


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    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Latchy wrote: »
    Did Kamakzi pilots wear safety belts ?

    I'm going with yes, 'cos taking off from a aircraft carrier or hitting turbulence unsecured could see a pilot knocked out and unable to complete his mission.


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    #24
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Do so kev


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    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Do so kev

    That's all the encouragment I need to make a futile effort like that, let's roll :pac:


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    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    If I had 100 apples and I threw half of them at you and hit you .09 percent of the time how many apples would I HAVE LEFT?


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    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You'd have 100 half apples


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    #28
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Deki wrote: »
    If I had 100 apples and I threw half of them at you and hit you .09 percent of the time how many apples would I HAVE LEFT?

    50 for a short time, then 100 when I threw the first 50 back at you.


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    #29
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I left long ago... Well ran away I guess.
    How long will it take you to catch up to me?


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    #30
    puzzle factory
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭puzzle factory


    what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?


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    #31
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    puzzle factory wrote: »
    what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

    *brain explodes*


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