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Stupid Questions that are Stupid

Balfie

Anyone else think of stupid questions that no one knows the answer to? Well People possibly do know the answers to the questions, but alot of them make no sense.

Like,

What's the youngest you can die of old age?

or

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

or

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

or

Can you cry under water?

or

If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

or

Where does the smell go if a space man farts in space in a space suit?

Any one got any more?

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stupidusername

oh no, you got me curious about all those questions now

Latchy

Did Kamakzi pilots wear safety belts ?

If your daughter marrys Jessie James do your outlaws become your inlaws ?

mackg

As far as the toaster question goes I use higher settings to cook waffles.

Taco Corp

No such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.

Aoifey!

Balfie wrote: »

If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

Are there any identical twin Boardsies? I think we should try this out!

stupidusername

Aoifey! wrote: »

Are there any identical twin Boardsies? I think we should try this out!

surprisingly there are loads of twin boardsies.

Irish Guitarist

When men start getting older why do they lose the hair on their head but start growing more hair in their nose and ears?

Sky King

mackg wrote: »

As far as the toaster question goes I use higher settings to cook waffles.

Yeah and toast bread DIRECTLY from frozen.

anndub

Aoifey! wrote: »

Are there any identical twin Boardsies? I think we should try this out!

No need, the answer is no.

puzzle factory

evey time my buddys in the car and a truck passes,he always sez wheres that goin now? does my head in,oh and he knocks on every thing he's thinking of buying,dosnt matter if its a car or shoes

General General

If a bear was baptised a Roman Catholic, would that mean that the Pope would sh!t in the woods? If so, but he was alone, would it make a shroud?

Guill

Whydont you call your mp3 player an Ipod like everyone else??

Cause it's not a ****in IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dravokivich

Balfie wrote: »

Where does the smell go if a space man farts in space in a space suit?

He would of spoilt his air supply.

Could you imagine breathing yer own farts?

J. Marston

Can you cry under water?

This intrigues me.

El Weirdo

Sky King wrote: »

Yeah and toast bread DIRECTLY from frozen.

Jesus, what's the hurry?

Forest Master

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

BBDBB

why is abbreviated such a long word?

why is dyslexia such a difficult word to spell?

Balfie

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

Sky King

El Weirdo wrote: »

Jesus, what's the hurry?

You just can't handle life on on the edge man. Fast cars, fast toast, and fast women, that's how the KING rolls.

mikeyboy

Guill wrote: »

Whydont you call your mp3 player an Ipod like everyone else??

Cause it's not a ****in IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine is a Creative Zen Touch 2 (nice formatting btw)

Kevin Duffy

Balfie wrote: »

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

I'll go with no to the first one, 'cos when deprived of hearing themselves while speaking, stutterers generally stop.

The Chameleon wouldn't recognise itself and would turn whatever was the appropriate colour for seeing another Chameleon, which is social signalling rather than primarily camouflage. Probably a darker colour for anger and threat.

I would so love to have a go at answering all the questions in the thread.

Kevin Duffy

Latchy wrote: »

Did Kamakzi pilots wear safety belts ?

I'm going with yes, 'cos taking off from a aircraft carrier or hitting turbulence unsecured could see a pilot knocked out and unable to complete his mission.

stupidusername

Do so kev

Kevin Duffy

stupidusername wrote: »

Do so kev

That's all the encouragment I need to make a futile effort like that, let's roll :pac:

Deki

If I had 100 apples and I threw half of them at you and hit you .09 percent of the time how many apples would I HAVE LEFT?

Storminateacup

You'd have 100 half apples

Kevin Duffy

Deki wrote: »

If I had 100 apples and I threw half of them at you and hit you .09 percent of the time how many apples would I HAVE LEFT?

50 for a short time, then 100 when I threw the first 50 back at you.

Deki

I left long ago... Well ran away I guess.
How long will it take you to catch up to me?

puzzle factory

what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

stupidusername

puzzle factory wrote: »

what would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

*brain explodes*