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Shaving yer arse a good idea??

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  • 13-09-2011 10:13am
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    Master and commander
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    I have some hair around my butt hole and sometimes it leads to a bit of a mess when going to the jacks. I was thinking it would make the process more efficient and clean to just shave off the hairs around my aresehole. Has anyone ever done this and would it be a good idea or could it lead to iother problems like itchin, chafing of infection of folicles?
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    Korvanica
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    swamp arse


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    leonidas83
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    Master and commander wrote: »
    I have some hair around my butt hole and sometimes it leads to a bit of a mess when going to the jacks. I was thinking it would make the process more efficient and clean to just shave off the hairs around my aresehole. Has anyone ever done this and would it be a good idea or could it lead to iother problems like itchin, chafing of infection of folicles?

    Weirdo


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    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Master and commander wrote: »
    I have some hair around my butt hole and sometimes it leads to a bit of a mess when going to the jacks. I was thinking it would make the process more efficient and clean to just shave off the hairs around my aresehole. Has anyone ever done this and would it be a good idea or could it lead to iother problems like itchin, chafing of infection of folicles?

    Petrol and a lighter, friend.


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    Lumbo
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    it leads to a bit of a mess when going to the jacks

    I bet you're single.


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    smash
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    Snakeblood wrote: »
    Petrol and a lighter, friend.

    This!


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    theteal
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    next time you're doing you bikini line, just have a quick reach around/under with the wax

    let us know how you get on. . .


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    Master and commander
    Closed Accounts Posts: 448 ✭✭Master and commander


    leonidas83 wrote: »
    Weirdo

    i don't see whats wierd about it. Its just going to be cleaner and more hygenic all round.
    Going around with a crop of dangle berries in a net of ring hair seems alot weirder tbh. It just makes sense to do it.


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    JerryHandbag
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    Hee hee Father Fluffy Bottom hee hee


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    jarvis
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    You might have chose a better forum if you're serious!!!
    If you're not serious, then...... Yor Ma!


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    leonidas83
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    Master and commander wrote: »
    i don't see whats wierd about it. Its just going to be cleaner and more hygenic all round.
    Going around with a crop of dangle berries in a net seems alot weirder tbh. It just makes sense to do it.


    U must be a real charmer with the ladies dude, whatever your into:)


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    Master and commander
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    theteal wrote: »
    next time you're doing you bikini line, just have a quick reach around/under with the wax

    let us know how you get on. . .

    I'm a bloke. i'd shave it - wax is a terrifying idea. For the record i also shave the bush off now and then - it leads to less tangles and zip cathing incidents.


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    donalg1
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    can you not just give it a good wipe in the first place then you dont have to worry about any hangers on


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    orourkeda
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    Crack wax


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    sbsquarepants
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    If it looks like this, you've gone too far:eek:

    I'd just leave it be if i was you


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    Master and commander
    Closed Accounts Posts: 448 ✭✭Master and commander


    jarvis wrote: »
    You might have chose a better forum if you're serious!!!
    If you're not serious, then...... Yor Ma!

    Well i was going to but then i was afraid the mods in the health forum would kick up about it and say i should've been in AH. Just playing it safe but. I am deadly serious about it and i will consider doing it at some stage.


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    smash
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    Just reach around and do it... but don't shave your face with that razor again!


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    Derfil
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    Master and commander wrote: »
    I have some hair around my butt hole and sometimes it leads to a bit of a mess when going to the jacks. I was thinking it would make the process more efficient and clean to just shave off the hairs around my aresehole. Has anyone ever done this and would it be a good idea or could it lead to iother problems like itchin, chafing of infection of folicles?

    Heard awful stories from someone who did just this. He couldn't walk for a week with the stubble burn and chafing. Pure agony apparently. Maybe just a trim if anything at all.


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    Plazaman
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    Make sure you use a good sharp cut throat style razor when doing it. Never mind the namby pamby Gillettes with their safety cages, they're not ergonomic or conducive to shaving that region. You should also be rather drunk when doing it too as this will steady your hand whilst hovering over the mirror.


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    Master and commander
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    donalg1 wrote: »
    can you not just give it a good wipe in the first place then you dont have to worry about any hangers on

    i do, but it often take alot of time to get it cleaned up because of the hair and sometimes with all the wiping, i get a mild form of carpet burn just around the edge of my ring. It also wastes TP.


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    smash
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    Derfil wrote: »
    Heard awful stories from someone who did just this. He couldn't walk for a week with the stubble burn and chafing. Pure agony apparently. Maybe just a trim if anything at all.

    I call shenanigans.


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    Master and commander
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    smash wrote: »
    Just reach around and do it... but don't shave your face with that razor again!

    I'd be using the one that i had just finished my face with. I already have a sort of rotation going on with the razor i use for the bush. A new one for the face, then the previos one thats a little blunted is used for the down below.
    Heard awful stories from someone who did just this. He couldn't walk for a week with the stubble burn and chafing. Pure agony apparently. Maybe just a trim if anything at all.

    Well in that case trimming sounds better alright. I considered this situation arising. My plan was thus to use a hair clippers to cut it away and leave enough on to eliminate the stubbleeffect. I am now using the clippers to do the bush as its more effective and leaves no chafing or rash.


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    Keyzer
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    This section of boards never ceases to amaze me.

    I'm dying with a cold and end up snotting all over my laptop trying to hide my laughter while reading this.

    Sorry OP but the title of the thread is very funny.

    I would'nt put a blade near that part of your body, if you really want to do something about then get your arse waxed...


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    Gummy Panda
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    Just get it waxed.

    Back, sack and crack.


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    irishleedsfan
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    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Just get it waxed.

    Back, sack and crack.

    As opposed to short, back and sides? :D


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    Fromthetrees
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    http://arsenalish.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/45657121_arshavin_afp300.jpg%3Fw%3D300%26h%3D300&imgrefurl=http://arsenalish.wordpress.com/&usg=__froB292ngIu0Q4IBExNyw5FuSy


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    Sauve
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    Jesus H lads....
    Will ye give it a rest, Way too early on a Tuesday morning for talk of damgleberries and chafed bumholes!
    Watershed ffs!!


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    trad
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    So you have Klingons on Uranus. Are you a Trekie?

    I'd get McCoy to look at that.


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    #29
    chin_grin
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    Won't somebody please think of the regrowth! :pac:


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    Rubberlegs
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    Why don't you try the wet toilet wipes, Tesco do them nice and cheap. You get a good clean with them, just wipe with toilet paper after if you don't like the wet feeling between the cheeks:). Jesus, don't shave, that will just end in you tearing the arse off yourself with the itch.


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    Gamer Bhoy 89
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr_K_xEAGfg&feature=related

    COULDN'T resist! :D


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