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    #5012
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Kojak wrote: »
    SBD's

    Ever meet a hairy naturist?

    Nope..don't think I'd want to either!


    Do you have a hairy back?


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    #5013
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    No, thank god.

    Where did my sweater go?


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    #5014
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I can't see it tbh.

    Can you check to see if I have a hairy back?


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    #5015
    Eroticplants
    Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Certainly.

    Would you like a hairy back?


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    #5016
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I doubt it

    Ever compete in a 70's themed karaoke competition?


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    #5017
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Kojak wrote: »
    I doubt it

    Ever compete in a 70's themed karaoke competition?

    Not exactly..compete..but cleared the room singing.. :p

    Do you like 70s music?


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    #5018
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Its OK, I suppose

    Ever campaign for a 55% increase in income tax?


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    #5019
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Kojak wrote: »
    Its OK, I suppose

    Ever campaign for a 55% increase in income tax?

    No

    What would happen if everyone quit paying tax at the sme time?


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    #5020
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    No

    What would happen if everyone quit paying tax at the sme time?

    Anarchy, weeping, gnashing of teeth

    I'm home next week, what should I prepare myself for?


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    #5021
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    old hippy wrote: »
    Anarchy, weeping, gnashing of teeth

    I'm home next week, what should I prepare myself for?

    Peace

    Where have you been?


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    #5022
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    Peace

    Where have you been?

    Suffering untold traumas, dealing with a ban or two and floundering about.

    Did you miss me?


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    #5023
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    old hippy wrote: »
    Suffering untold traumas, dealing with a ban or two and floundering about.

    Did you miss me?

    But of course!

    Should I have a hot breakfast..or a quick one?


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    #5024
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    But of course!

    Should I have a hot breakfast..or a quick one?

    Have a hot, slow breakfast. Much more rewarding.

    Are you a coffee or tea person?


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    #5025
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    old hippy wrote: »
    Have a hot, slow breakfast. Much more rewarding.

    Are you a coffee or tea person?

    Coffee..*adds sugar..takes sip*..ahhhh..most definitely! :D

    Would ya like a cup?


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    #5026
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    I'd prefer a whiskey

    will you pour me a whiskey?


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    #5027
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    I'd prefer a whiskey

    will you pour me a whiskey?

    Ok *pours 2 fingers high*

    Any plans today?


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    #5028
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    Ok *pours 2 fingers high*

    Any plans today?

    Jobs hunting -_-

    And yourself?


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    #5029
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    Ok *pours 2 fingers high*

    Any plans today?

    Abstinence and listening to my new Tomita CD.

    Where do the evenings take you?


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    #5030
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Dude : recovering the effects of game..then off to work!

    Hippy : every where but where I seem to want to be!


    Should I pretend to be happy today?


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    #5031
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    Dude : recovering the effects of game..then off to work!

    Hippy : every where but where I seem to want to be!


    Should I pretend to be happy today?

    Yes pretending to be happy often tricks yourself into being happy.

    How many bones has a grown up got?


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    #5032
    dyer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭dyer


    How many bones has a grown up got?

    not sure.. but what i do know is this.. a childs got more bones than a grown ups got.. and thats the natural law.

    should i start my assignment now?


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    #5033
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Maguined wrote: »
    Yes pretending to be happy often tricks yourself into being happy.

    How many bones has a grown up got?

    236?

    do you have a favourite mug?


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    #5034
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Maguined wrote: »
    Yes pretending to be happy often tricks yourself into being happy.

    How many bones has a grown up got?

    Depends on how many is buried in the back yard I suppose.. :p


    Why did ya choose the username you did?


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    #5035
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Mascatodreams wrote: »
    Depends on how many is buried in the back yard I suppose.. :p


    Why did ya choose the username you did?

    in joke

    What's in your dreams?


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    #5036
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    old hippy wrote: »
    in joke

    What's in your dreams?

    All the things from faiytales!


    Do you like that answer?


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    #5037
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Of course

    Ever consider becoming a freaky beatnick?


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    #5038
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Kojak wrote: »
    Of course

    Ever consider becoming a freaky beatnick?

    No..had to google that..

    Should I take a try at it?


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    #5039
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Of course you should

    Should there be a referendum on people being allowed to wear waistcoats?


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    #5040
    Mascatodreams
    Registered Users Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Mascatodreams


    Kojak wrote: »
    Of course you should

    Should there be a referendum on people being allowed to wear waistcoats?

    Why not!


    How many prunes did ya pack in your lunch box today?


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    #5041
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    74

    Is that enough prunes?


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