Answer a question, then ask one! (v.2)

Sephiroth_dude

Mascatodreams wrote: »

I dunno..

Whatcha making?

I had a chicken sandwich

will I pour you a whiskey?

Mascatodreams

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I had a chicken sandwich

will I pour you a whiskey?

Ahhh..that'd be lovely!

Will ya be having one too?

Sephiroth_dude

Mascatodreams wrote: »

Ahhh..that'd be lovely!

Will ya be having one too?

I'm after 4 *stumbles*

when was the last time you had a hangover?

Mascatodreams

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I'm after 4 *stumbles*

when was the last time you had a hangover?

Bout 3 weeks ago..

What's your best remedy for a hangover?

Kojak

Plenty of prunes

You like gravy with your cornflakes?

Mascatodreams

Kojak wrote: »

Plenty of prunes

You like gravy with your cornflakes?

As long as it's brown..

What color is your fav chair?

Kojak

black

Why did you leave out the letter u when you spelled colour?

Mascatodreams

Kojak wrote: »

black

Why did you leave out the letter u when you spelled colour?

That's how I was taught to spell color..

Does my spelling annoy you?

Kojak

I don't know

Should your spelling annoy me?

Mascatodreams

Kojak wrote: »

I don't know

Should your spelling annoy me?

Nope!

Why do people loose their sense of humor as they age?

Kojak

Fear of their receeding hairline

You have a receeding hairline?

Mascatodreams

Kojak wrote: »

Fear of their receeding hairline

You have a receeding hairline?

Hehe..nope..not yet!

What type of material are the pants you are wearing made of?

Kojak

Prunes

You like laxatives?

Mascatodreams

Kojak wrote: »

Prunes

You like laxatives?

Yeah...I eat a handful prunes eVery mornin'..gotta stay regular,ya know!


Have you ever slipped someone a laxatiive..for "s & g" of coures

Kojak

Nope

What does "s & g" mean?

Mascatodreams

Kojak wrote: »

Nope

What does "s & g" mean?

Sh*ts & grins

Prankster or not

Kojak

Not

Should we start investing our money in the Zimbabwean Dollar?

Mascatodreams

Kojak wrote: »

Not

Should we start investing our money in the Zimbabwean Dollar?

I'll pass..but sure..you should..

Where did I leave my keys?!

Kojak

They are over at Robert Mugabe's house

Will you call over to collect them?

Mascatodreams

Kojak wrote: »

They are over at Robert Mugabe's house

Will you call over to collect them?

Oh! I forgot!

Do ya by chance have the number?

Sephiroth_dude

Mascatodreams wrote: »

Oh! I forgot!

Do ya by chance have the number?

I do 0044 56443345533334445

do you like ale?

Mascatodreams

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I do 0044 56443345533334445

do you like ale?

Can't rightly say..never tried any

What pub should I try some in?

Sephiroth_dude

Mascatodreams wrote: »

Can't rightly say..never tried any

What pub should I try some in?

depends where you are.......but try mickeys down the road.....but don't piss off john or you'll start a bar brawl

wanna go to mickeys tonight and start a bar brawl ?

Mascatodreams

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

depends where you are.......but try mickeys down the road.....but don't piss off john or you'll start a bar brawl

wanna go to mickeys tonight and start a bar brawl ?

Sounds like. Great fun!

Do you get in many brawls?

Sephiroth_dude

Mascatodreams wrote: »

Sounds like. Great fun!

Do you get in many brawls?

nah not my thing

ever watch wrestling?

Mascatodreams

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

nah not my thing

ever watch wrestling?

When I was a liitle girl..

Do you wrestle?

Eroticplants

Only with your Ma.

Have you ever named a pair of breasts?

Mascatodreams

Eroticplants wrote: »

Only with your Ma.

Have you ever named a pair of breasts?

No..I just call mine..my girls..

Do you prefer the direct path..or the "scenic" route?

Eroticplants

The scenic route. Nothing like seeing a few extra trees.

Have you heard of Garbage Island?

misan9

No.

Have you heard of Pen island?