Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!!)MkII

OzCam

Jsmurff wrote: »

Excuse me for sounding like I live under the biggest rock known to man but what???

It's an ad for lingerie.

gerrowadat

Jsmurff wrote: »

Excuse me for sounding like I live under the biggest rock known to man but what???

I'm guessing that ad has ladies in it. As OzCam is very at pains to point out at every opportunity, he likes ladies.

EDIT: OMG WHAT DO I WIN?

OzCam

Dear Dave,

I'm sorry to read that you're suffering from migraines, lack of sleep and delusions of grandeur.

If I have to watch TV, I'd much rather watch Megan McKenzie than a bunch of blokes in yet another beer ad.

Get well soon.

Kiss kiss,
Bernard.

Jsmurff

I don't have a television but I do have girlfriend so I see new lingerie nearly every day… in person ))))

Now where's my medal…???

whydave

Jsmurff wrote: »

I see new lingerie nearly every day… in person ))))
Now where's my medal…???

Sorry but doesn't count if you lookin in a mirror !!!!

Jsmurff

whydave wrote: »

Jsmurff wrote: »

I see new lingerie nearly every day… in person ))))
Now where's my medal…???

Sorry but doesn't count if you lookin in a mirror !!!!

Not everyone behaves like you Dave :rolleyes: the world is actually completely different to what you think it is…

whydave

Jsmurff wrote: »

the world is actually completely different to what you think it is…

Round ?????? No ?

Jsmurff

whydave wrote: »

Jsmurff wrote: »

the world is actually completely different to what you think it is…

Round ?????? No ?

Triangular???????

Zomg Okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeqPJojGqxc

whydave

MerryDespot wrote: »

Ha ha ha ... I love the AK

New photo of Kev's new AK
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9114/f6b1bae8.jpg

Jsmurff

The mag… just… ugh :pac:

whydave

Yes from RS but nice to try :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcLzaxqsOCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Xc6ojzZu4

T4RGET

I actually do that to all my AEG's with etched in trades, fill in the safe as white and then semi and auto as red, pretty easy to do and it looks nice

whydave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLdobzj_9_I

whydave

HERE
Vid at the bottom !!!!

sliabh

That is Russian roads for you. This one is far more horrific (SFW):
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/russiacrash.asp

From totally-fine, to so-dead-they-are-scraping-bits-of-meat-off-scraps-of-metal in 8 seconds...

whydave

whydave wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1zBZWGKJJY

The Battle for Marjah is an HBO documentary, covering the efforts of Bravo Company, 1st Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment, in Operation Moshtarak.
- HBO.com
Warning Some Graphic Content.

Enjoy

Jsmurff

whydave wrote: »

HERE
Vid at the bottom !!!!

well rip to the guy standing at the boot of the car

Zomg Okay

Jsmurff wrote: »

well rip to the guy standing at the boot of the car

Very few people seem to notice that because they're all watching the other one doing a flip. :eek:

There's nothing about him that I could see.

Jsmurff

sliabh wrote: »

That is Russian roads for you. This one is far more horrific (SFW):
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/russiacrash.asp

From totally-fine, to so-dead-they-are-scraping-bits-of-meat-off-scraps-of-metal in 8 seconds...

In mother Russia car wrecks you !

defenderdude

Zomg Okay wrote: »

Very few people seem to notice that because they're all watching the other one doing a flip. :eek:

There's nothing about him that I could see.

Apparently he jumped into the boot just before the impact. Idiots that they were for stopping where they did - at least they survived, unlike the poor bloke in the jeep in Russia. Holy ****.:eek: RIP

whydave

Link

Jsmurff

whydave wrote: »

Link

Well I for one have been waiting to hear something like this for a long time lol

whydave

cruasder777 wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/a-dead-lover-walking-us-woman-conned-by-irish-army-ranger-484685.html
AMERICAN woman Pamela Olson was so devastated when told that her Irish lover had been killed while saving a child during a gun battle in Iraq that she set up a web page to honour her fallen hero.
Friends from all over the world were heartbroken at her news. They wrote messages of support and pledged to help Ms Olson through her loss. Some reminded her of his sacrifice for Iraqi freedom.
But now she has been told her dead hero is not only actually alive and well, but apparently married and living happily in Cork. He is also not in fact an elite soldier, but a humble Irish sailor serving aboard a navy ship.
And in revenge at his apparent Walter Mitty stories, the pretty but credulous 24-year-old Oklahoma student has told the whole story on the internet, accusing her former beau of being a fantasist.
She says she was furious when she learned that the 25-year-old Corkman was not an Army Ranger, didn't play rugby for Munster, never drove a Harley Davidson across Russia, nor served with gallantry in war-torn East Timor and the Lebanon.
In fact the man, from East Cork - and whose identity is known to the Sunday Independent - was an ordinary sailor with the Irish navy who allegedly created a heroic and often hilarious Action Man persona, nicknamed "Neo" after the character played by Keanu Reeves in the action blockbuster The Matrix.
He may have meant no harm, but Ms Olson is now full of bitterness and scorn for her former lover - whom she has lashed on the website that once honoured him.
She told the Sunday Independent: "I felt I was in love with him and was devastated when I heard by email that he had been killed. I was furious when I realised it was all one great big lie." She added, "I was hurt when I found out the truth."
The Corkman's (Neo's) tales of derring-do had impressed the naive Ms Olson, whom he met while on holiday in Croatia in 2002. At the time he was a single man.

BURN !!!!

whydave

Jawgap wrote: »

Now re-released - presumably for good behaviour!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G26xg5wTCj0

Enjoy !!!

Zomg Okay

whydave wrote: »

BURN !!!!

Is it actually possible for someone to be that naive?

whydave

Zomg Okay wrote: »

Is it actually possible for someone to be that naive?

all you have to do is read here

whydave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-wAzlqzXH0

Jsmurff

Zomg Okay wrote: »

whydave wrote: »

BURN !!!!

Is it actually possible for someone to be that naive?

Considering what's said and done here on a daily basis anything is possible lol

Haven't heard one of these stories in quite a while

MerryDespot

whydave wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-wAzlqzXH0

That's pretty damn good!