Most random souvenir you brought home while steaming drunk..

StevieNicksFan

Remember landing home from a nightclub with a soap dispenser one night...god knows how i managed to get it off the wall..Drink seems to give people super strength..

Could have been the same night (can't remember) but stole one of those 'unexpected pregnancy' pictures from the back of a cubicle door

And of course the obligatory randomers jacket and traffic cone on occasion

Whats the most random thing you have brought home from a night out?

Scrappychimow

A decapitated human head.

StevieNicksFan

Scrappychimow wrote: »

A decapitated human head.

I would like that returned please :mad:

DEFTLEFTHAND

Election posters. A mate and I filled our whole flat with them one night in college.

Hal1

It wasn't me but a mate brought home some of those road works flashing lights. He set them up, there was 4 of them and called me in to look. It was a wtf moment. He brought them camping after that.

krudler

remember when cinemas used to have big letters showing the names and times of films instead of the electronic ones they have now? yeah a bunch of letters from a cinema that was closing down

Washington Irving

A Garda hat

Mickjg

My friend and I fished an oil barrel out of Lake Michigan and gave it to my room mate as a present, thanking him for the plank he had given me the night before.

We were completely sober.

I miss Mr. Drummond

StevieNicksFan

Hal1 wrote: »

It wasn't me but a mate brought home some of those road works flashing lights. He set them up, there was 4 of them and called me in to look. It was a wtf moment. He brought them camping after that.

That's actually a pretty cool (and useful) thing to rob..and wouldn't have happened only for the delightful consequences of alcohol consumption

Chuck Stone

I sneaked one of those small 1 cup teapots into a friends back pack in the pub for mischief.

He told me that later he was back in some gaf and there was an American guy boasting about robbing a pint glass and he whips out the teapot and says

'a pint glass?'

'pfff try a teapot'!

kwalshe

I have a friend who brought home a traffic light after it was damaged in a traffic accident. This was about 20yrs ago and they wired it up and put switches to override the controller aswell, all while drunk.
I will alway rememeber how bright the light was from it.

newbee22

Salt and pepper shakers, not my brightest idea....my handbag was covered in salt and pepper....

xoxyx

I brought back my phone, which I could have sworn I had lost on a night out about six months previously.

I'm guessing, having given the matter logical and careful thought, that I must have craftily hidden it from potential phone-nabbers, and then, when I got to that same level of drunkenness again, I craftily retrieved it from what must have been a pretty good hiding place.

Either that or else it's some kind of homing phone.

Logical thought be damned though after a heavy night. When first I woke up and saw it on my bedside locker, I thought I had travelled back in time!!!

BBDBB

traffic cone

flashing light from road works

one of these
http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/15386/wm/pd481801.jpg

no not the speed camera, the white plastic box with the arrow


back in my serious drinking days I "found" a house sign and transported it back about 10 miles somehow and it made its way on top of my old school, how the hell I got up there I have no idea

Ally Dick

A housemate of mine arrived home one night with a crate of apples. He climbed a wall and robbed them from the back of our local Supervalu

Aishae

A bra that looks like a pair of Xmas puddings. The red Holly at the nipples flashed. No f-ing idea where that came from! Wonder where it went

Thatnastyboy

Crabs.

hairyfairy00

Yore Da

Professey Chin

My ex

ItsAWindUp

My now wife:(

miss_shadow

A pub stool,salt and pepper bottles,pub grub menu and a lemon

HazDanz

Not really random but definitely the most useful for me was a Chinese food menu within a fancy leather covering from a local Chinese restaurant.

Just made ordering take away that much more enjoyable.

recylingbin

OMG like OMG I'm so random.
I randomly use the word random inappropriately.
The randomness of it all.















































































random.

Bonavox

StevieNicksFan wrote: »

I would like that returned please :mad:

lol

scotty_irish

this.

Simon Adebisi

A big furry spider that was a halloween decoration in the Galway bay hotel.

PTO

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/889512_69a68c41af.jpg

Something kinda like this from a fairground out in Skerries. Had it in the shed for about 2 years!!

stephenk123

i woke up spooning a wing mirror off a truck lol

Scartbeg

A 20 foot roll of marble effect lino - thought it would be useful for our toga party but it was so cruddy my flatmates threw it out (took 2 of them to carry it down the stairs, god knows how I dragged it up on my own)

Victor

I was told some students stole an LED sign from outside a church.

Yes, they got a sign from God.

AlkalineAcid

My room-mate once took a snow man from a neighbour's front garden, put it in our's and left a traffic cone in its place.

Local-womanizer

A sign from a johnny machine from a pub, had it the whole night in the club under my shirt...

Numerous jackets and shoes which were not mine, and shame,always have shame after a night out

dsmythy

Bottle of tomato ketchup. Came in handy at least.

Witchie

One night when I broke up with a fella I had been seeing, and got really drunk, I took to carrying around the little paddles you get with cocktails and telling anyone who dared look at me that if I was up the creek at least I had a paddle. It ended up in the lining of a jacket for years.

Also have brought home a wine menu from the Derry City Football Club Supporters bar (sorry lads!)

Magic Beans

A bus stop complete with the huge ball of concrete it was bedded in.
We were going home with few pints on us and there was no sign of a bus so we up-rooted it and carried it along with us. We thought all we would have to do was stand it up and hold out our hands out if a bus came along. It amazing the way the brain works under the influence of alcohol.

x_Ellie_x

I came home one night with someone else's camera in my bag. I didn't notice it til the next morning. I have no idea how the camera got in my bag (I swear I didn't steal it). I was thinking maybe someone picked up my bag thinking it was theirs and put the camera in it.

I asked all people I was with that night in the pub, if it was theirs - none of them owned it and they didn't recognise anyone in the photos on the camera. There was a few people I didn't know sitting at our table that night that knew friends of mine. I searched through facebook on that 'friends of friends' page, checking if anyone there was in any of the photos on the camera. Didn't find anyone.

I went dancing that night too. We had our bags on the floor and we were dancing around them. I think I would have noticed if someone had picked up my bag there.

It's a mystery how that camera ended up in my bag and who owns it.

This is the camera and if anyone on boards owns it, send me a photo of yourself to proof its yours, and I'll give it back.

Logical Fallacy

Jesus.

Baby Jesus to be precise.

We robbed him while langers from a nativity scene.

Notch000

once stole a a big box of milk for a dispensor from outside a cafe, it survived a round of hungover karate kicks but was not so luck with knife throwing across the kitchen, the result was very messy

jeddie20

The normal stuff really, a few traffic cones with the blue signs, like in the pic also a few election posters, I a good few of the Wille O'Dea ones and a No Parking sign http://www.allpark.co.uk/user/categories/thumbnails/signage-traffic-cones.jpg

Poxyshamrock

My sister came home with Mary from an outdoor crib!

charlemont

The customary flashing road works, I think we've all had one home at some stage.

An old Géill slí sign.

Probably been more but I cant remember.

Tehachapi

Edit - someone already posted this, ah well

castletownman

I cycled a kid's tricycle up Bird Avenue into Clonskeagh and back into Belgrove a few years ago!

In Boston a few years ago we were walking home from an Irish bar. Two of our friends were lagging behind. Arrived back in the apartment some time later carrying two dumbells each, that they saw outside on someone's stoop. Random

mikemac

Walking home in the early hours
And the delivery man had left the papers outside the newsagents

Well they were wrapped in a cable tie which I can't open so came home with a stack of papers and eight cartons of milk

castletownman

Oh yeah at a dinner dance a good few years ago, a few of the lads tried to rob the grand piano from the residents bar. Have never been allowed back since....

mcw92

A bright orange long haired wig.
A rubber mallet thingy.
Lots of useless small things.

ferretone

One night about 12 years ago my then boyfriend (now hubby), his younger sis and I had taken a substance I shan't mention, along with plenty booze, and went wall-hopping around the vicinity of our student house, where a party was taking place, for hours. We climbed some poles in a kiddies playground in the small hours to join in the dawn chorus (yes, going tweet, tweet, tweet), then started wandering home through some back lanes.

Twas in a corner of these we came across 3 abandoned wooden letters, painted blue, each around a metre high, A, F and D. We each wandered around each other until we realised we spelled FAD. We then walked the rest of the way home in that order, marched into the back garden where a bonfire was going on and some were still drinking, with others in various stages of falling asleep or just waking again, and announced through our giggles we were a passing FAD. Then marched into the house and through all the rooms to inform everybody.

That was so hilarious to the three of us, but unfortunately, you probably had to go through the whole thing to get what we felt.

EmacB

In Germany last year me and my mates brought home a broken computer to our hostel room! it was one of those big ass white ones from the nineties! Creeped the **** out of all our roommates from then on!(there was 3 of us in a four man room so we got a new randomer every night)

A while later while looking at pictures of the night i discovered we had somehow made it into an art gallery with all this and went around looking at paintings (one that was open at 3 o clock in the morning too?) I had completely forgotten that happened:p.

tvercetti

American Football, long story

Reamer Fanny

Traffic cone

Election poster of Mary Hannafin which was defaced of course...

"Men at work" sign

celticcrash

On the way home from an all night party, I bought a pyscodelic mat down
the market, the wife was none to pleased.