Remember landing home from a nightclub with a soap dispenser one night...god knows how i managed to get it off the wall..Drink seems to give people super strength..
Could have been the same night (can't remember) but stole one of those 'unexpected pregnancy' pictures from the back of a cubicle door

And of course the obligatory randomers jacket and traffic cone on occasion
Whats the most random thing you have brought home from a night out?