Is Caramel mentioned in your sig?

Turtwig

Just a quick to poll to gather data to put peer pressure on fellow boardsies see what the main issues among boardsie's A&A community are regarding the upcoming Presidential election campaign of Sensibleken's hamster Caramel.

sensibleken wrote: »

I've already nominated my hamster caramel in the AH dana thread

He'll do exactly the same job as anyone else but will only charge a bag of hamster food a month instead of €300,000 a year.

here he is kicking off his campaign


His political experience involves:

• Rolling around in his own excrement untill someone else (me) has to clean it up for him at my expense.
• He is a verteran on the lesser known 2010 easter rising when he occupied the contents of an easter egg for 10 minutes which was almost as funny as the 1916 one.
• he knows your father well.
• Can do some sh1t or other with the spirit of the Irish people or some bollóx

Vote for Caramel. Go on, don't be a prick about it!

Newaglish

No.

I'm honestly starting to believe that Caramel may turn out to be the only viable choice.

jill_valentine

Hmm. Well, I do like that slogan.

PseudoFamous

Who's Caramel?

strobe wrote: »

"In a serious struggle there is no worse cruelty than to be magnanimous at an inopportune time."

- Caramel

I'm slightly afraid of talking animals.

strobe

No.

PseudoFamous wrote: »

I'm slightly afraid of talking animals.

A fear of the unknown keeps a lot of people from leaving bad situations, my friend.

- Caramel

{paraphrased}

The guy is full of mother ****ing wisdom.

PseudoFamous

Who's Caramel?

strobe wrote: »

A fear of the unknown keeps a lot of people from leaving bad situations, my friend. lol.

- Caramel

{paraphrased}

I've consulted my parish priest about this, and he says talking animals are the work of the devil. He says I'm not allowed to vote for Caramel, sorry.

Awwww what a cute ickle hamster

Malari

Who's Caramel?

Go for it, Caramel. The world is your hamster. :pac:

Delirium

Who's Caramel?

bunch of fecking hamster-ists!!

vote meerkat!!! :P

robindch

No.

^^^ Splitting the rodent/mongoose vote == naughty!

robindch

No.

"Squeak" - Caramel.

Penn

Could be a close one now with Gay Byrne out of the race. Whoever wins will win by a whisker

Sarky

Where's Caramel's birth certificate? How do we even know he's even Irish?

Turtwig

No.

Sarky wrote: »

Where's Caramel's birth certificate? How do we even know he's even Irish?

Do you not see the f**king the flag?

Malari

Who's Caramel?

Malty_T wrote: »

Do you not see the f**king the flag?

He could actually be from the Ivory Coast and the image reversed...:pac:

sensibleken

No.

Sarky wrote: »

Where's Caramel's birth certificate? How do we even know he's even Irish?

Caramel was born in Yorkshire to an owner of Irish traveller heritage. Age just two months he heard the calling of his ancestors and returned to Ireland in its hour of economic need.

since his arrival he has worked tirelessly in innovating green energy solutions such as generating static electricity in his wheel at 4 in the fúcking morning when some of us are trying to sleep.

Caramel is a hamster of the people. On his qualifications for the post his campaign manager, Pace the greyhound had this to say....

"Caramel looks delicious" - Pace, campaign manager for Caramel

www.votecaramelyouprick.com

Galvasean

No.

Skipper the yorkshire terrier is the latest high profile supporter to join Caramel's backroom team. It will be his job to make important phonecalls and balance the books.

robindch

No.

A mate of mine named Seefer just called and says he's interested in joining up too. Main talents are dirty tricks -- he was the cat who stared at Norris until he wrote that clemency letter. Also made Dana crap herself at a thousand paces.

sensibleken

No.

robindch wrote: »

A mate of mine named Seefer just called and says he's interested in joining up too. Main talents are dirty tricks -- he was the cat who stared at Norris until he wrote that clemency letter. Also made Dana crap herself at a thousand paces.

Seefer has been selected for a random backround check to see if he may pose a danger to the candidate, the candidate being a small white rodent.

This profiling check is random

Malari

Who's Caramel?

robindch wrote: »

A mate of mine named Seefer just called and says he's interested in joining up too. Main talents are dirty tricks -- he was the cat who stared at Norris until he wrote that clemency letter. Also made Dana crap herself at a thousand paces.

I can't believe you still have this picture. It looks like immediately after it was taken Seefer was considering leaping up, grabbing the camera and confiscating it.

mikhail

robindch wrote: »

"Squeak" - Caramel.

SQUEAK

robindch

No.

Malari wrote: »

I can't believe you still have this picture. It looks like immediately after it was taken Seefer was considering leaping up, grabbing the camera and confiscating it.

Sod the camera. Look where might right foot was, figure out where my left must have been and think about what Seefer he could have, er, tackled instead...

BTW, anybody interested in where the name "Seefer" came from?

Turtwig

No.

robindch wrote: »

Sod the camera. Look where might right foot was, figure out where my left must have been and think about what Seefer he could have, er, tackled instead...

BTW, anybody interested in where the name "Seefer" came from?

I'm more interested in how you voted 'yes' and yet have no visible Hamster in your sig.

robindch

No.

Malty_T wrote: »

I'm more interested in how you voted 'yes' and yet have no visible Hamster in your sig.

I'm confused too.

Malari

Who's Caramel?

robindch wrote: »

Sod the camera. Look where might right foot was, figure out where my left must have been and think about what Seefer he could have, er, tackled instead...

BTW, anybody interested in where the name "Seefer" came from?

I am always interested in where cat names come from. Apparently mine also goes by Frank, which is not what we call him at all.

robindch

No.

Malari wrote: »

Apparently mine also goes by Frank, which is not what we call him at all.

When I was a kid, we'd a dog with two names. Long story. It involved religion.

Malari wrote: »

I am always interested in where cat names come from.

"Seefer cat"

28064212

robindch wrote: »

Sod the camera. Look where might right foot was, figure out where my left must have been and think about what Seefer he could have, er, tackled instead...

BTW, anybody interested in where the name "Seefer" came from?

Does he have a dog friend called Diefer? And a mouse friend called Emfer? And together they fight crime? Or have a children's show?

robindch

No.

Two new presidential candidates to consider:

1. Charlie Sheen, see here.

2. An inanimate carbon rod, see here. From the manifesto:

Inanimate Carbon Rod wrote:

Inanimate Carbon Rod is a rod made of carbon and as such we feel it is the perfect candidate to be elected the ninth President of Ireland. Among its many achievements, Inanimate Carbon Rod has been recognised for bravery for saving a Space Shuttle by securing its cabin door during reentry into Earth's atmosphere.

The Mad Hatter

robindch wrote: »

Two new presidential candidates to consider:

1. Charlie Sheen, see here

Uhh, that's Martin Sheen...

robindch

No.

^^^ brainfart

Sarky

I'd still vote for Charlie Sheen.

Owen

Galvasean wrote: »

Skipper the yorkshire terrier is the latest high profile supporter to join Caramel's backroom team. It will be his job to make important phonecalls and balance the books.

I normally don't quote photos. However, it's a stroke of genius to give the little Yorkie a Nokia 6310i to make his important phone calls. At least he'll get a signal in weak areas!

The Mad Hatter

Sarky wrote: »

I'd still vote for Charlie Sheen.

tbh I can't see him #winning

Galvasean

No.

Owen wrote: »

I normally don't quote photos. However, it's a stroke of genius to give the little Yorkie a Nokia 6310i to make his important phone calls. At least he'll get a signal in weak areas!

I must say, they really don't make 'em like that anymore!