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What do you want out of life?

  • 19-07-2011 6:05pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭


    Ok without getting all philosophical and sh*t,what do you want out of your time here?Ambitions,dreams,goals etc.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    To get a rusty trombone from a girl in work!

    That is all!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    Loads of thanks on boards


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Russia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Just happiness. And millions of euro. But I'd settle for millions of euro.


    Or Blathinid niCofaighs head on a spike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    OP if you're 21 (as your username suggests)

    You are way too young to be thinking and questioning about sh1te like that.

    Im 22, doing a degree, I have no short term plans, no long term plans (apart from sraping through my course) I am living for the craic I can have right now and so should you be,

    Now act your age and go and chase fanny/penis


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Dr. Bad Touch


    Because I can't imagine being monogamous, I would have to say finding someone that I want to stay faithful to..wow that sounds alot worse that I meant it to! :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Ok without getting all philosophical and sh*t,what do you want out of your time here?Ambitions,dreams,goals etc.


    What do you want?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    To own an impressively vast collection of floppy disks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    To see as many different countries, to meet people of as many different cultures as possible, and to live in reasonable comfort, and health, to any age above 80.

    edit : and to own this cup, drive a big car, and be elvis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    marcsignal wrote: »
    To see as many different countries, to meet people of as many different cultures as possible, and to live in reasonable comfort, and health, to any age above 80.


    And how's that going for you?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    1 - My family to be happy.
    2 - To be happy and content myself.
    3 - I want to own my own business(es)
    4 - Not have to worry about things that are avoidable


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    sgb wrote: »
    Loads of thanks on boards

    I'll start you off!

    Kfallon....making dreams come true for you! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    1. To meet Alison O'Riordan
    2. To have sex with Alison O'Riordan
    3. To have a shower


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    an erection


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    kfallon wrote: »
    To get a rusty trombone from a girl in work!

    That is all!

    Is this a HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER thing?

    Cause it was a french horn!

    Haha, get a horn off a chick in work... I've gotten a few!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Mr. Denton wrote: »
    1. To meet Alison O'Riordan
    2. To have sex with Alison O'Riordan
    3. To have a shower

    Are you going to meet her in the shower for sex?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Superbus wrote: »
    To own an impressively vast collection of floppy disks.

    as opposed to floppy dicks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    And how's that going for you?

    well luckily i don't have to travel far to meet people of many other cultures, there's loads of them here, and interesting people they all are too. Have done the states and most of europe, but would really like to visit russia, oz, and the far east.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Are you going to meet her in the shower for sex?

    Nah the shower is for afterwards.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Are you going to meet her in the shower for sex?

    Nah he'll do that to be "clean" afterwards. But you're never clean afterwards. Alison O'Riordain is forever, like HIV.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    discus wrote: »
    Is this a HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER thing?

    Cause it was a french horn!

    Haha, get a horn off a chick in work... I've gotten a few!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tromboning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    marcsignal wrote: »
    well luckily i don't have to travel far to meet people of many other cultures, there's loads of them here, and interesting people they all are too. Have done the states and most of europe, but would really like to visit russia, oz, and the far east.


    Yeah, I used to travel a lot and really loved it. Never did manage to get to the Americas , heading there soon for a few weeks but you really need months to get a proper feel for a place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    an Uzi and Bree Olsen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    orourkeda wrote: »
    as opposed to floppy dicks

    Indeed.

    If the above proves unobtainable, then my fall back plan is to become a Pokémon trainer, and catch all of the Pokémon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    mattjack wrote: »
    an Uzi and Bree Olsen

    cytherea is way better. her fanny is an ample replacement for an uzi

    besides bree olson has been charlie sheened


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭AG2R


    To have a stable job and support myself.
    Get Married and have kids. Thats it really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    an UZI,Bree Olsen and Cynthera


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Yeah, I used to travel a lot and really loved it. Never did manage to get to the Americas , heading there soon for a few weeks but you really need months to get a proper feel for a place.

    my grandad was a merchant sailor through, between and after both world wars. It was only a few years ago i was given his discharge books after an uncle died. I was fascinated at all the places he had been, and it explained some of the strange exoctic artifacts my folks have around the house (china, music boxes, a 1920s split cane fly fishing rod). He didn't drink or smoke, so he just bought stuff most everywhere he was, and he was everywhere, places i'd never heard of, in his day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭Brian CivilEng


    I'd like to slowly develop eccentricities, and to have a home bar.

    Basically I want my picture in a local newspaper saluting my collection of antique bus tickets (or something similar) with my pint of cask ale.

    I'd also like to be cited in an academic journal. Not for research I carried out, for some completely out of the way reason, like I invented a new drain pipe which is 5% more efficient or something.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    A nice meal, the odd good night on the town, the odd ride.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 758 ✭✭✭whydoibother?


    I want:
    1. Health and happiness for me and everyone close to me.
    2. An interesting and challenging occupation with a lot of freedom, ideally self-employed ultimately.
    3. To be financially independent with the ability to travel a lot. The dream (though highly unrealistic) would be to never be based in one place for more than a couple of years.
    4. To trace my ancestry and learn about the people concerned as far as is possible and fully understand where I come from.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    A nice meal, the odd good night on the town, the odd ride.

    an odd ride..? as in ridin' strange wimmin ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

    You either want to be Conan or join the US Military.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    mattjack wrote: »
    an odd ride..? as in ridin' strange wimmin ?

    I think he means more like ridin womens armpits and such - you know an odd ride


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I think he means more like ridin womens armpits and such - you know an odd ride

    ahhh I see......:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 791 ✭✭✭Shreddingblood


    An 867-5309 tattoo from the legendary song.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Demosthenes


    1.To own a Beach bar in the Caribbean
    2.UNDERWATER HOUSE
    3.Copious amounts of sex with large breasted women


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Mr. Denton wrote: »
    You either want to be Conan or join the US Military.

    Can't I do both?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    don't think about the future at all. so i'll just go with the copious amounts of hot steamy sex please.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    I want to learn the language of bees.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I want my own herd of cats that I can ranch on the vast plains of the barren midlands.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I can teach "Bee" and could give a few cats to start off your herd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    To wake up every morning and be excited about my days work, and to go home to a woman who loves me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Fremen wrote: »
    I want to learn the language of bees.


    Why don't you buzz off :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    To stay as happy as i am now :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    To let the adventures continue!

    For me and all the guys who've spread to all corners of the globe will meet up in years to come, and be able to tell each other that we've found happiness.

    To see things that a lot of people would only get a glimpse of on the news.

    Eventually settle down, raise a lovely family (that get their mothers looks) and spend my final days feeding the birds out the back garden!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭few cans?


    Just a few cans and a bit of craic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Advance my career. Get more money. Do the things in my career that I really want to do.

    Start a family. Kill them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi





    Ahh, is that all?!





    I'm afraid to google anything that comes from KFals keyboard >_>


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