Woman cuts husband's penis off

Im Only 71Kg

http://www.independent.ie/breaking-news/world-news/woman-cuts-husbands-penis-off-2819811.html

**** me...what would yiz do lads..

scudzilla

Im Only 71Kg wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/breaking-news/world-news/woman-cuts-husbands-penis-off-2819811.html

**** me...what would yiz do lads..

Piss sitting down for a start

Ghost Estate

Is he 70.75kg now?

Seachmall

That's what happens when you blast her with piss one too many times.

OutlawPete

Look forward to the prime time interview.

Oprah will come out of fucking retirement for this.

TheZohanS

OutlawPete wrote: »

Look forward to the prime time interview.

Oprah will come out of fucking retirement for this.

She'd taken a vow of celibacy?

starbelgrade

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

Bobbitt

bronte

And they laugh at me when I say I have no interest in marriage.

OutlawPete

Here's a picture of the bitch.

Ghost Estate

OutlawPete wrote: »

Here's a picture of the bitch.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/12/us-severed-penis-idUSTRE76B6TZ20110712

Feck it lad if I had a freezer full of mickeys I wouldn't give her one of them

Stinicker

First thing I though of when I read the title was Thailand, and lo and behold the woman looks Asian. Cutting off penises in Thailand is very common and it was shown on that durty programme on TV3 the other night.

howamidifferent

I'd cut off her clitoris and and her nipples.. like for like...:mad:

Saila

again :eek:

Go shopping for a strap-on.

Stinicker

howamidifferent wrote: »

I'd cut off her clitoris and and her nipples.. like for like...:mad:

Larry is that you?

OutlawPete

Sacramento wrote: »

Go shopping for a strap-on.

Surgeons managed to save John Wayne Bobbitt's (hence this), unclear if this guy was as lucky.

Here is Lorena Bobbitt on that infamous Oprah visit:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/22/oprah-interviews-lorena-b_n_190344.html?show_comment_id=23429125

Ghost Train

"He said Becker then put the penis in the waste disposal and turned it on."

Guess he wont be getting it reattached anytime soon, poor lad

Saila

Ghost Train wrote: »

"He said Becker then put the penis in the waste disposal and turned it on."

Guess he wont be getting it reattached anytime soon, poor lad

"hello yeah, my waste disposal is ****ED!"

"what happened?"

"I put my husbands DICK in it"

Ghost Estate

Ghost Train wrote: »

"He said Becker then put the penis in the waste disposal and turned it on."

Guess he wont be getting it reattached anytime soon, poor lad

Why would he get a replacement if he's still able to turn it on?

Also didn't know penises still functioned without the man still attached to it. An Intelligent Designer must have thought that this feature might be useful

OutlawPete

This one said she did it for evidence that she was being attacked:

Bangladesh woman cuts off 'attacker's' penis

Monju Begum says her neighbour had been harassing her for months
Police in southern Bangladesh say a woman cut off a man's penis during an alleged attempt to rape her and took it to a police station as evidence.

The incident took place in Mirzapur village, Jhalakathi, about 200km (124 miles) south of the capital, Dhaka.

Monju Begum, 40, a married mother of three, told police that neighbour Mozammel Haq Mazi forced his way into her shanty and started assaulting her.

Mr Mazi, who denies the accusation, has been admitted to a nearby hospital.

"We will arrest him once his condition gets better," police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

"She said she fought back and cut off his penis and brought it to our police station in a polythene bag to prove that Mr Mazi tried to rape her," police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

"She has registered a case accusing him of attempted rape," he said.
"It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence."

Monju Begum told police that Mr Mazi, a married father of five, had been harassing her for the past six months, but Mr Mazi denied the allegations.

"We were having an affair and recently she suggested that both of us can go and settle down in Dhaka," Mr Mazi told the BBC from the hospital in nearby Barisal.

"I refused and told her that I cannot leave my wife and children, so she took revenge on me."

Prof AMSM Sharfuzzaman, a senior surgeon at the Sher-e-Bangla Medical College and Hospital in Barisal town, told the BBC it had not been possible to reattach the organ.

"Police brought his severed penis several hours after the incident," he said.
"We are treating him so that he can urinate normally without the penis."

Stinicker

It will be a long and slow recovery but with modern medicine he'll be fine, he'll probably under go a strapadicktome and all will be good.

BluesBerry

He will be the porn industry's new star after this

dr gonzo

The level of premeditation involved in this is disgusting. First degree murder of the little fella.

also

"The couple was reportedly in the process of a divorce."

I think she just finalised it.

ejmaztec

Another redickless thread.

BluesBerry

ejmaztec wrote: »

Another redickless thread.

Now now dont get cocky , this type of attack on men needs public awarness
Men need to sleep with one eye open

randylonghorn

BluesBerry wrote: »

Men need to sleep with one eye open

Japs eye?

Ghost Estate

Stinicker wrote: »

It will be a long and slow recovery but with modern medicine he'll be fine, he'll probably under go a strapadicktome and all will be good.

They'll give him something to make his dick grow back but its been artificially crippled to make his dick disappear again if he stops taking the 30e a go pills. So more money goes to Pfiser

cesc77

A head for a head.

Her bean on a plate.

deco nate

Stinicker wrote: »

Larry is that you?

anyone else sick of these posts?















yes its me,
bs sick o these posts.









did i say this joke has run its course??(??.is that spelled right?)

stevejr

scudzilla wrote: »

Piss sitting down for a start

Seriously that's the first thing you'd do????

ejmaztec

BluesBerry wrote: »

Now now dont get cocky , this type of attack on men needs public awarness
Men need to sleep with one eye open

Yes, the nights when you could fall safely asleep are shlong gone.

Dangerous Man

Scum.

theboss80

OutlawPete wrote: »

Here's a picture of the bitch.

Think I saw her on Dog the Bounty Hunter one day

stevejr

BluesBerry wrote: »

Now now dont get cocky , this type of attack on men needs public awarness
Men need to sleep with one eye open

I feel like there's someone I should warn...

Broes before hoe....eh gardening tools and all that.

Needler

ejmaztec wrote: »

Yes, the nights when you could fall safely asleep are shlong gone.

Tis a Shlong Shlong way to Tipperary

seanbmc

That's fúcking horrible, some amount of planning went into it too.

Sadistic bitch.

Amber Lamps

also this guy from last year, romeo is bleeding.

Jess16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_weSk0BonM

Abi

tied him to a bed, cut off his penis with a large knife and threw it down a waste disposal

I can never think of ideas for us for the weekend, thanks AH.

Jesus Wept

howamidifferent wrote: »

I'd cut off her clitoris and and her nipples.. like for like...:mad:

Like for like?

Cut out her whole vagina.

Abi

The-Rigger wrote: »

Like for like?

Cut out her whole vagina.

Oh fucking hell. I'm loving the anger Rigz, hawt.

Fremen

This is a very odd reaction to a crime for AH. Where are the death threats to the accused? Where's the rage, guys?

strobe

Fremen wrote: »

This is a very odd reaction to a crime for AH. Where are the death threats to the accused? Where's the rage, guys?

I'd pour molten iron into her vagina and pin her down until it set.

Better?

Fremen

strobe wrote: »

I'd pour molten iron into her vagina and pin her down until it set.

Better?

Getting there, thank you.

Temptamperu

I wonder what he did to deserve it though.

Abi

Temptamperu wrote: »

I wonder what he did to deserve it though.

Yano when a woman doesn't come?





That.

amacachi

Maybe I'm wrong but I assume most women spent at least 20 hours a day not coming, that's a lot of anger to carry around.

Abi

amacachi wrote: »

Maybe I'm wrong but I assume most women spent at least 20 hours a day not coming, that's a lot of anger to carry around.

Internez. It's seriouz bisnuzz.

Greentopia

"The couple was reportedly in the process of a divorce."

Well that should expedite matters! :pac: she probably wasn't happy with what she was going to get in the divorce settlement and so decided she'd cut her husbands todger off.
As ya do.

randylonghorn

amacachi wrote: »

Maybe I'm wrong but I assume most women spent at least 20 hours a day not coming, that's a lot of anger to carry around.

Just as well we're not always angry when not cumming so ... >_>

RiseToMe

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