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  • steddyeddy wrote: »
    T-rex high heels hopefully to be worn on a Boards-Palaeo drinks night!

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    A prehistoric Family Adventure! T-REX takes you on an adventure you'll want to share with the entire family. Enjoy face-to-face encounters with life-size dinosaurs, hands-on educational activities, delectable food and phenomenal shopping. Our Kitchen of Fire features a wood burning pizza oven and rotisserie surrounded by live flames. Plus, you'll know "the end is near" once you've taken a bite of our fantastic dessert, the Chocolate Extinction!

    Restaurant Info: American, Lunch/Dinner A la carte, $$

    Order T-Rex Gift Cards Online: Click here.

    Menu

    Lunch/Dinner

    APPETIZERS

    Brachiosaurus Bruschetta
    Grilled eggplant, bruschetta tomatoes, herbed cheese and toasted
    focaccia bread drizzled with a balsamic glaze - $9.59

    Dexter's Dual Dip
    Our phenomenal combination of Shrimp & Artichoke Dip and Chili
    Con Queso Dip served with tri-colored tortilla chips - $9.99

    Pterosaur Wings
    Our traditional style Buffalo wings served with carrots, celery
    sticks and Blue cheese dressing - $10.99

    Footprints Flatbread
    Warm flatbread topped with Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmesan and Goat cheeses,
    rotisserie chicken and caramelized onions, drizzled with a balsamic glaze - $15.99

    Colosso Nachos
    Start at the summit of this delicious heap of tri-colored tortilla chips topped with
    seasoned ground beef, melted queso, black beans, pico de gallo, green onions,
    Cheddar cheese, and sour cream - $15.99

    Megalosaurus Mozzarella
    Seared Mozzarella with creamy marinara and Mozzarella fingers - $8.99

    Artifact Stack
    Dig into these fried onion rings, piled high and served with our
    BBQ Ranch and Buttermilk Ranch dressings for dipping - $8.99

    T-REXadillas
    Chicken, roasted red bell peppers, green onions, Monterey Jack and Cheddar Cheeses
    grilled in flour tortillas and served with pico de gallo, sour cream and guacamole - $10.59

    Supersaurus Sampler
    For an appetite as big as T-REX! Chili Con Queso dip with tri-colored tortilla
    chips, Brachiosaurus Bruschetta, T-REXadillas and onion rings - $18.99
    Add a side of St. Louis ribs for - $5.99

    SALADS

    Jurassic Salad
    Iceberg and romaine lettuce, celery, carrots, tomatoes and black olives,
    served with your choice of dressing - $6.99

    Omnivore's Delight
    Iceberg, Romaine and baby greens with goat cheese, strawberries, dried cranberries, red
    onions and caramelized pecans. Tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette dressing - $16.99
    With grilled chicken - $17.99

    Pteradactyl Salad
    Roasted chicken, mixed greens, celery, tomatoes, Blue cheese crumbles,
    chopped egg and bacon. Tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette dressing - $16.99

    Saber-Tooth Salad
    Iceberg, romaine and mixed greens, with fresh pears, Gorgonzola cheese, pistachios,
    grapes, dried apricots and apple chips in a white balsamic vinaigrette - $16.99
    With grilled chicken - $17.99
    SOUPS

    Asteroid French Onion Soup
    Traditional sherry-based onion soup baked with a large crouton
    and bubbling Swiss cheese - $6.99

    Lava Tomato Basil Soup
    Tomato basil soup garnished with Parmesan cheese - $6.99


    CARNIVORES
    Add a Jurassic Salad or cup of Lava Tomato Basil Soup for - $5.99

    Cretaceous Chicken Fried Steak
    Breaded beef steak, fried golden brown and served with country gravy and served
    with red skinned garlic mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables - $19.99

    Fire-Roasted Rotisserie Chicken
    Half of a chicken, slow-roasted and served with your choice of two of the following sides: red skinned garlic mashed potatoes, waffle fries, Raptor rice, baked beans, cinnamon apples, cole slaw or seasonal vegetables - $19.99

    Mega Mes-O-Bones
    Slow-roasted St. Louis style pork spareribs, basted with BBQ sauce. Served with your choice
    of two of the following sides: red skinned garlic mashed potatoes, waffle fries, Raptor rice, baked beans, cinnamon apples, cole slaw or seasonal vegetables.
    Whole rack-$27.99 Half rack-$22.99

    Woolly Mammoth Chicken
    Seasoned grilled chicken breast sautéed with spinach, onions, roasted red bell peppers, zucchini, peas and mushrooms served over red skinned garlic mashed potatoes in a light tomato and roasted red bell pepper broth - $19.99

    Boneyard Buffet
    Fire-roasted Rotisserie Chicken and Mega Mes-O-Bones served with waffle fries and your choice of one of the following sides: red skinned garlic mashed potatoes, Raptor rice, baked beans, cinnamon apples, cole slaw, or seasonal vegetables - $27.99

    Primitive Pot Pie*
    Creamy home-style chicken pot pie filled with pearl onions, mushrooms, celery, carrots, and peas with puffed pastry - $17.99

    Neanderthal New York Strip
    Charbroiled Certified Angus Beef New York Strip Steak topped with steak butter and
    served with red skinned garlic mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables - $30.99

    Tyrannosaurus T-Bone*
    Our charbroiled Certified Angus Beef T-bone steak, topped with steak butter and
    served with red skinned garlic mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables. - $32.99

    TOP OFF YOUR ORDER
    Enhance your meal with one or more of the following items:

    Add Onion Rings - $5.99
    Add Tar Pit Fried Shrimp - $6.99
    Add St Louis Style Ribs - $6.99

    PASTAS

    Layers of the Earth Lasagna
    Fresh pasta layered with tomato and meat sauce, Ricotta, Mozzarella
    and Parmesan cheeses, baked to perfection - $17.99

    Triassic Tortellini
    Tri-colored cheese tortellini with sun-dried tomatoes, peas
    and mushrooms tossed in an Alfredo cream sauce - $17.99
    With grilled chicken - $18.99

    Mammoth Mushroom Ravioli
    Walk on the wild side with our massive mushroom ravioli simmered in a rich
    lobster cream sauce with Roma tomatoes and fresh spinach - $18.59


    BURGERS
    All burgers served with Potato Chips.
    Add a Jurassic Salad or cup of Lava Tomato Basil Soup for - $5.99
    Substitute Waffle Fries for - $1.99

    Bronto Burger*
    A 100% beef burger piled high with fried onion ring and your choice of
    lettuce, tomato, pickles and cheese - $13.99

    Gigantosaurus Burger*
    A true carnivore's choice! Two 100% beef burger patties piled high with a fried
    onion ring and your choice of lettuce, tomato, pickles and cheese- $16.99

    Guac-Asaurus Burger*
    Sink your teeth into this! A 100% beef burger topped with guacamole, a fried onion ring,
    Pepper Jack cheese, crispy bacon and your choice of lettuce, tomato and pickles - $14.49
    Supersize with an additional patty for $3.00

    SANDWICHES & WRAPS
    All sandwiches served with Potato Chips
    Add a Jurassic Salad or cup of Lava Tomato Basil Soup for - $5.99
    Substitute Waffle Fries for - $1.99

    Lost World Chicken Salad Sandwich
    Grilled chicken, tossed with tarragon, celery, onions, toasted almonds
    and mayonnaise, served on a croissant - $13.99

    Paleozoic Chicken Sandwich
    Fried pizza dough with grilled chicken, lettuce, bacon, Pepper Jack cheese,
    avocado, tomato and lemon aioli - $14.99

    Pork-Asaurus Sandwich
    Smoked pulled pork simmered in BBQ sauce, served on a toasted
    bun with an onion ring and cole slaw - $14.99

    Stegosaurus Steak & Cheese Sandwhich
    Traditional-style cheese steak topped with melted Monterey Jack and Swiss cheeses
    served with lettuce and tomatoes on a toasted hoagie roll - $14.99

    SEAFOOD
    Add a Jurassic Salad or a cup of Lava Tomato Basil Soup for $5.99

    Jurassic Shrimp Skewers
    Grilled shirmp with red and yellow bell peppers and onions, served over
    Raptor rice and mango fruit salsa and lemon butter sauce - $22.99

    Tar Pit Fried Shrimp
    Tender shrimp lightly fried golden brown, served with tartar
    and cocktail sauces, waffle fries and cole slaw- $22.99

    Paleo Shrimp
    Parmesan crusted shrimp with linguini tossed in pomodoro
    cream sauce - $20.99

    Tribal Tacos
    Your choice of tempura fried or blackened white fish wrapped in corn tortillas and topped with red cabbage, fresh cilantro, pico de gallo and our T-REX avocado cream sauce - $17.99

    Fossil Fish-N-Chips
    Fillet of cod, golden fried, served English-style with waffles fries,
    coleslaw and tartar sauce - $19.99

    Age of Salmon*
    Fillet of Atlantic salmon, seared with our Miso glaze served with
    Raptor rice and seasonal vegetables - $24.99

    SIDES - All $1.49
    Red skinned Garlic Mashed Potatoes
    Waffle Fries
    Coleslaw
    Raptor Rice
    Baked Beans
    Cinnamon Apples

    THE END IS NEAR!

    Ice Age Indulgence
    Layers of ice cream sandwiches, fudge sauce, whipped cream and Heath Bar Crunch - $8.99

    Meteor Bites
    Warm chocolate and vanilla donut holes with powdered sugar.
    Served with caramel and chocolate sauces. - $8.99

    Cosmic Key Lime Pie
    Our own freshly baked key lime pie in a graham cracker crust, served
    with raspberry sauce and fresh whipped cream - $7.99

    Sorbet Sampler
    Mango and raspberry sorbet topped with raspberry sauce and mango puree and served with a chocolate covered wafer - $6.99

    Chocolate Extinction
    A gigantic portion of chocolate fudge cake served with ice cream, fresh whipped cream
    drizzled with fudge and caramel sauces and sprinkled with Butterfinger crumbs. Enough
    for two or more! - $15.99


    ** Menu and Prices are Subject to Change Without Notice **


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    Don´t take it wrong but how is this funny? I find it rather sad...


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