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A prehistoric Family Adventure! T-REX takes you on an adventure you'll want to share with the entire family. Enjoy face-to-face encounters with life-size dinosaurs, hands-on educational activities, delectable food and phenomenal shopping. Our Kitchen of Fire features a wood burning pizza oven and rotisserie surrounded by live flames. Plus, you'll know "the end is near" once you've taken a bite of our fantastic dessert, the Chocolate Extinction!

Restaurant Info: American, Lunch/Dinner A la carte, $$

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Menu

Lunch/Dinner

APPETIZERS

Brachiosaurus Bruschetta
Grilled eggplant, bruschetta tomatoes, herbed cheese and toasted
focaccia bread drizzled with a balsamic glaze - $9.59

Dexter's Dual Dip
Our phenomenal combination of Shrimp & Artichoke Dip and Chili
Con Queso Dip served with tri-colored tortilla chips - $9.99

Pterosaur Wings
Our traditional style Buffalo wings served with carrots, celery
sticks and Blue cheese dressing - $10.99

Footprints Flatbread
Warm flatbread topped with Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmesan and Goat cheeses,
rotisserie chicken and caramelized onions, drizzled with a balsamic glaze - $15.99

Colosso Nachos
Start at the summit of this delicious heap of tri-colored tortilla chips topped with
seasoned ground beef, melted queso, black beans, pico de gallo, green onions,
Cheddar cheese, and sour cream - $15.99

Megalosaurus Mozzarella
Seared Mozzarella with creamy marinara and Mozzarella fingers - $8.99

Artifact Stack
Dig into these fried onion rings, piled high and served with our
BBQ Ranch and Buttermilk Ranch dressings for dipping - $8.99

T-REXadillas
Chicken, roasted red bell peppers, green onions, Monterey Jack and Cheddar Cheeses
grilled in flour tortillas and served with pico de gallo, sour cream and guacamole - $10.59

Supersaurus Sampler
For an appetite as big as T-REX! Chili Con Queso dip with tri-colored tortilla
chips, Brachiosaurus Bruschetta, T-REXadillas and onion rings - $18.99
Add a side of St. Louis ribs for - $5.99

SALADS

Jurassic Salad
Iceberg and romaine lettuce, celery, carrots, tomatoes and black olives,
served with your choice of dressing - $6.99

Omnivore's Delight
Iceberg, Romaine and baby greens with goat cheese, strawberries, dried cranberries, red
onions and caramelized pecans. Tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette dressing - $16.99
With grilled chicken - $17.99

Pteradactyl Salad
Roasted chicken, mixed greens, celery, tomatoes, Blue cheese crumbles,
chopped egg and bacon. Tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette dressing - $16.99

Saber-Tooth Salad
Iceberg, romaine and mixed greens, with fresh pears, Gorgonzola cheese, pistachios,
grapes, dried apricots and apple chips in a white balsamic vinaigrette - $16.99
With grilled chicken - $17.99
SOUPS

Asteroid French Onion Soup
Traditional sherry-based onion soup baked with a large crouton
and bubbling Swiss cheese - $6.99

Lava Tomato Basil Soup
Tomato basil soup garnished with Parmesan cheese - $6.99


CARNIVORES
Add a Jurassic Salad or cup of Lava Tomato Basil Soup for - $5.99

Cretaceous Chicken Fried Steak
Breaded beef steak, fried golden brown and served with country gravy and served
with red skinned garlic mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables - $19.99

Fire-Roasted Rotisserie Chicken
Half of a chicken, slow-roasted and served with your choice of two of the following sides: red skinned garlic mashed potatoes, waffle fries, Raptor rice, baked beans, cinnamon apples, cole slaw or seasonal vegetables - $19.99

Mega Mes-O-Bones
Slow-roasted St. Louis style pork spareribs, basted with BBQ sauce. Served with your choice
of two of the following sides: red skinned garlic mashed potatoes, waffle fries, Raptor rice, baked beans, cinnamon apples, cole slaw or seasonal vegetables.
Whole rack-$27.99 Half rack-$22.99

Woolly Mammoth Chicken
Seasoned grilled chicken breast sautéed with spinach, onions, roasted red bell peppers, zucchini, peas and mushrooms served over red skinned garlic mashed potatoes in a light tomato and roasted red bell pepper broth - $19.99

Boneyard Buffet
Fire-roasted Rotisserie Chicken and Mega Mes-O-Bones served with waffle fries and your choice of one of the following sides: red skinned garlic mashed potatoes, Raptor rice, baked beans, cinnamon apples, cole slaw, or seasonal vegetables - $27.99

Primitive Pot Pie*
Creamy home-style chicken pot pie filled with pearl onions, mushrooms, celery, carrots, and peas with puffed pastry - $17.99

Neanderthal New York Strip
Charbroiled Certified Angus Beef New York Strip Steak topped with steak butter and
served with red skinned garlic mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables - $30.99

Tyrannosaurus T-Bone*
Our charbroiled Certified Angus Beef T-bone steak, topped with steak butter and
served with red skinned garlic mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables. - $32.99

TOP OFF YOUR ORDER
Enhance your meal with one or more of the following items:

Add Onion Rings - $5.99
Add Tar Pit Fried Shrimp - $6.99
Add St Louis Style Ribs - $6.99

PASTAS

Layers of the Earth Lasagna
Fresh pasta layered with tomato and meat sauce, Ricotta, Mozzarella
and Parmesan cheeses, baked to perfection - $17.99

Triassic Tortellini
Tri-colored cheese tortellini with sun-dried tomatoes, peas
and mushrooms tossed in an Alfredo cream sauce - $17.99
With grilled chicken - $18.99

Mammoth Mushroom Ravioli
Walk on the wild side with our massive mushroom ravioli simmered in a rich
lobster cream sauce with Roma tomatoes and fresh spinach - $18.59


BURGERS
All burgers served with Potato Chips.
Add a Jurassic Salad or cup of Lava Tomato Basil Soup for - $5.99
Substitute Waffle Fries for - $1.99

Bronto Burger*
A 100% beef burger piled high with fried onion ring and your choice of
lettuce, tomato, pickles and cheese - $13.99

Gigantosaurus Burger*
A true carnivore's choice! Two 100% beef burger patties piled high with a fried
onion ring and your choice of lettuce, tomato, pickles and cheese- $16.99

Guac-Asaurus Burger*
Sink your teeth into this! A 100% beef burger topped with guacamole, a fried onion ring,
Pepper Jack cheese, crispy bacon and your choice of lettuce, tomato and pickles - $14.49
Supersize with an additional patty for $3.00

SANDWICHES & WRAPS
All sandwiches served with Potato Chips
Add a Jurassic Salad or cup of Lava Tomato Basil Soup for - $5.99
Substitute Waffle Fries for - $1.99

Lost World Chicken Salad Sandwich
Grilled chicken, tossed with tarragon, celery, onions, toasted almonds
and mayonnaise, served on a croissant - $13.99

Paleozoic Chicken Sandwich
Fried pizza dough with grilled chicken, lettuce, bacon, Pepper Jack cheese,
avocado, tomato and lemon aioli - $14.99

Pork-Asaurus Sandwich
Smoked pulled pork simmered in BBQ sauce, served on a toasted
bun with an onion ring and cole slaw - $14.99

Stegosaurus Steak & Cheese Sandwhich
Traditional-style cheese steak topped with melted Monterey Jack and Swiss cheeses
served with lettuce and tomatoes on a toasted hoagie roll - $14.99

SEAFOOD
Add a Jurassic Salad or a cup of Lava Tomato Basil Soup for $5.99

Jurassic Shrimp Skewers
Grilled shirmp with red and yellow bell peppers and onions, served over
Raptor rice and mango fruit salsa and lemon butter sauce - $22.99

Tar Pit Fried Shrimp
Tender shrimp lightly fried golden brown, served with tartar
and cocktail sauces, waffle fries and cole slaw- $22.99

Paleo Shrimp
Parmesan crusted shrimp with linguini tossed in pomodoro
cream sauce - $20.99

Tribal Tacos
Your choice of tempura fried or blackened white fish wrapped in corn tortillas and topped with red cabbage, fresh cilantro, pico de gallo and our T-REX avocado cream sauce - $17.99

Fossil Fish-N-Chips
Fillet of cod, golden fried, served English-style with waffles fries,
coleslaw and tartar sauce - $19.99

Age of Salmon*
Fillet of Atlantic salmon, seared with our Miso glaze served with
Raptor rice and seasonal vegetables - $24.99

SIDES - All $1.49
Red skinned Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Waffle Fries
Coleslaw
Raptor Rice
Baked Beans
Cinnamon Apples

THE END IS NEAR!

Ice Age Indulgence
Layers of ice cream sandwiches, fudge sauce, whipped cream and Heath Bar Crunch - $8.99

Meteor Bites
Warm chocolate and vanilla donut holes with powdered sugar.
Served with caramel and chocolate sauces. - $8.99

Cosmic Key Lime Pie
Our own freshly baked key lime pie in a graham cracker crust, served
with raspberry sauce and fresh whipped cream - $7.99

Sorbet Sampler
Mango and raspberry sorbet topped with raspberry sauce and mango puree and served with a chocolate covered wafer - $6.99

Chocolate Extinction
A gigantic portion of chocolate fudge cake served with ice cream, fresh whipped cream
drizzled with fudge and caramel sauces and sprinkled with Butterfinger crumbs. Enough
for two or more! - $15.99


** Menu and Prices are Subject to Change Without Notice **

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