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Ballziest F*cker Ever!!

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    #32
    leincar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭leincar


    Gordon Gecko wrote: »
    Sir, I think you'll find that "Barmy" bringing the guttersnipe to the Ball was the "ballsy" act, not her atrocious lack of taste and etiquette.

    Rgds

    Rt. Hon. Gordon Gecko Esq

    Thank you sir for the clarification. Now for a brandy and a Siglo VI which will be smoked in a bar in Bayeux illegally. It would be ballsy but I'm in France where ballsy has no English - French translation.


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    #33
    ROCKMAN
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    Know someone who walked in a travellers wedding and decked one of the travellers who had slapped his sister around ,,,

    Now that was ballsy


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    #34
    Laisurg
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Laisurg


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    the players lounge: the pub that hates the brits but televises all premier league football

    Sure all knackers are like that, they say they hate the english yet they walk around in liverpool and united jerseys.


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    #35
    Laisurg
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Laisurg


    ROCKMAN wrote: »
    Know someone who walked in a travellers wedding and decked one of the travellers who had slapped his sister around ,,,

    Now that was ballsy

    Now that's dangerous lol


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    #36
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    what i don't get is why some people were calling for someone to throw a can at him?


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    #37
    Fbjm
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    Dravokivich wrote: »
    what i don't get is why some people were calling for someone to throw a can at him?

    Because he was playing god save the queen outside dublin's biggest IRA pub :P btw I'm aware there may be bigger IRA pubs, but this is certainly a big one. Also after a Dublin GAA match you tend to get rowdy crowds :)


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    #38
    Duckworth_Luas
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    Fbjm wrote: »
    Because he was playing god save the queen outside dublin's biggest IRA pub :P btw I'm aware there may be bigger IRA pubs, but this is certainly a big one. Also after a Dublin GAA match you tend to get rowdy crowds :)
    It's a soccer pub! I've outlined this to you before. Please stop trying to associate the GAA with other non-sporting groups.


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    #39
    michael999999
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    On chatroulette!!:eek::eek::eek:


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    #40
    admiralofthefleet
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    Fbjm wrote: »
    Because he was playing god save the queen outside dublin's biggest IRA pub :P btw I'm aware there may be bigger IRA pubs, but this is certainly a big one. Also after a Dublin GAA match you tend to get rowdy crowds :)

    i went through drumcondra at about half 6 this evening. i didnt see any fights, just people in GAA jerseys looking like they were having a fun sunday evening


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    #41
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users Posts: 9,699 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    I believe this guy wins, his balls are as big as a man and made from pure iron...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXC6yzt9PZY


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    #42
    Biggins
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    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    I believe this guy wins, his balls are as big as a man and made from pure iron...

    Inserted video

    Holy schite, me heart was in my mouth just watching that.
    Not for love nor money, good fcuks almighty! :eek:


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    #43
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Biggins wrote: »
    Holy schite, me heart was in my mouth just watching that.
    Not for love nor money, good fcuks almighty! :eek:

    I watched that video before and it's not any easier to watch the second time. I wonder if he's getting danger pay...


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    #44
    Pauleta
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    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    It's a soccer pub! I've outlined this to you before. Please stop trying to associate the GAA with other non-sporting groups.

    Its a sports bar unless the gah isnt a sport now. People mostly watch football there because its more popular than GAA. There are Dublin GAA flags outside the place when there isnt massive posters of The Queen outside.


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    #45
    Pompey Magnus
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    Fbjm wrote: »
    So I was walking to the busstop after the GAA Leinster SFC double-header quarter-final. I was heading for the stop outside the xtravision in Fareview. As the crowd got to The Players Lounge, some fat bloke took out a trumpet, stopped on the road and played "God Save The Queen"! Unbelievable! The Yobs behind me were shouting for someone to throw a can at him. I will never see anything that ballzy again in my life, I'm sure of it.

    Jesus its not like he started playing the Star Spangled Banner in the middle of Baghdad, he was on a busy street in Dublin in broad daylight on a relaxing long weekend evening. What is ballzy about that?

    Its not like a group of men with balaclavas were going to come running out and bundle him into the bag of a van, later dumping his corpse in the Wicklow Mountains with the trumpet stuck up his arse.


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    #46
    dixiefly
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    UsernameInUse wrote: »
    I stopped reading after "GAA"...

    Why????


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    #47
    mattjack
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    im invisible wrote: »
    they were never the same after phil lynot died..

    Phil lynotts dead ?


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    #48
    Biggins
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    Dangerous Man wrote: »
    I watched that video before and it's not any easier to watch the second time. I wonder if he's getting danger pay...
    Well I'd like to see a government minister come along and tell him, his wages are being cut to minimum wage and no overtime rates.

    I reckon we'd see a ministers body on the top of that thing soon after! :pac:


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    #49
    Sam Vimes
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    Fbjm wrote: »
    After seeing something in particular today, it was so unbelievably ballsy (ballzy?) that it inspired me to make a thread about it. I want to hear other people's ballzy stories!

    So I was walking to the busstop after the GAA Leinster SFC double-header quarter-final. I was heading for the stop outside the xtravision in Fareview. As the crowd got to The Players Lounge, some fat bloke took out a trumpet, stopped on the road and played "God Save The Queen"! Unbelievable! The Yobs behind me were shouting for someone to throw a can at him. I will never see anything that ballzy again in my life, I'm sure of it.

    Anyone else know of any moves that took unbelievable balls to pull off?

    If anyone challenged him he could have just said he was playing the tune to My Country Tis of Thee


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    #50
    Sonnenblumen
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    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    I believe this guy wins, his balls are as big as a man and made from pure iron...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXC6yzt9PZY

    Incredible video, unbelievable stuff. I wonder what these people do for excitement?


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    #51
    punchdrunk
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    my mate sang song save the queen in a chipper in Dundalk and survived,so not that ballsy in fairness


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    #52
    pickarooney
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    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    I believe this guy wins, his balls are as big as a man and made from pure iron...

    Seven boring minutes and they don't even tell us why they climbed up there.


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    #53
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Seven boring minutes and they don't even tell us why they climbed up there.

    it was a game of spin the bottle...he lost....clearly


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    #54
    punchdrunk
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    Seven boring minutes and they don't even tell us why they climbed up there.

    forgot his keys


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    #55
    RussellTuring
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    strokemyclover wrote: »
    I once sang the theme to Star Trek: The Next Generation at a Star Wars convention an ran like fook!

    But it's an instrumental.


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    #56
    Sunnyisland
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Well I'd like to see a government minister come along and tell him, his wages are being cut to minimum wage and no overtime rates.

    I reckon we'd see a ministers body on the top of that thing soon after! :pac:




    :D He is sure entitled to a higher wage :D


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    #57
    kiwi123
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    Ballzy in a bad way.... Charlie Haughey


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    #58
    orourkeda
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    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    I believe this guy wins, his balls are as big as a man and made from pure iron...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXC6yzt9PZY

    I'd say your hoop would be the size of a manhole doing that Job


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    #59
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users Posts: 9,699 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Seven boring minutes and they don't even tell us why they climbed up there.

    To work on the transmission lines and antennae, don't you listen to the first 30 seconds?


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    #60
    Batsy
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    It was February 2000.

    Our geology class at North College in Bolton travelled up to the Isle of Arran to look at some rocks. We stayed at some building for a few days on the island, though I can't remember now how long exactly. I think the building housed not only students like us but also hillwalkers and people like that.

    I think we all took a train up to Glasgow and then at Glasgow we got onto another train to take us to the ferry terminus. We were on that train and we were waiting at a station. I don't know which station it was (I assume it was either Central or Queen Street) but one member of our geology class remarked that we were in the Rangers area of Glasgow.

    At that point, he whipped out a Celtic shirt from one of his bags and hung it up from the window of the train so that anyone walking past along the platform could see. He hung it from that little window at the top. We all thought it was a bit of fun. But when the ticket guy came to us to check our tickets he told us that it might be wise to take down the Celtic shirt otherwise we might get a brick thrown through the window. But I don't think we took it down. I think it was there until we reached out destination.

    Most of the rest of our "holiday" to the Isle of Arran wasn't that much fun. It was freezing bloody cold and we walked miles each day around the island with a Northern Irish geologist who showed us all the weird and wonderful rock formations. It was so cold I remember I couldn't write in my little notebook properly because my fingers were frozen. We were on this little island but it looked as though we were in the Alps because all around us were snow-capped peaks.

    Although I do think the fossilised footprints of a giant millipede were quite interesting.


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    #61
    yupyup7up
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    this wins hands down


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