Ballziest F*cker Ever!!

Fbjm

After seeing something in particular today, it was so unbelievably ballsy (ballzy?) that it inspired me to make a thread about it. I want to hear other people's ballzy stories!

So I was walking to the busstop after the GAA Leinster SFC double-header quarter-final. I was heading for the stop outside the xtravision in Fareview. As the crowd got to The Players Lounge, some fat bloke took out a trumpet, stopped on the road and played "God Save The Queen"! Unbelievable! The Yobs behind me were shouting for someone to throw a can at him. I will never see anything that ballzy again in my life, I'm sure of it.

Anyone else know of any moves that took unbelievable balls to pull off?

UsernameInUse

I stopped reading after "GAA"...

Mars Bar

I'd say he's more of an idiot than a ballzy ****er...

Bigcheeze

I saw a guy jump in front of a train before. Takes real balls to take on a train.

admiralofthefleet

the players lounge: the pub that hates the brits but televises all premier league football

hondasam

Fbjm wrote: »

that it inspired me to make a thread about it.

really how so, what was so great about it?

Saila

I once heard this mad bastard to put himself in a slowing exploding bomb and flew to and landed on the moon :eek:

Dangerous Man

UsernameInUse wrote: »

I stopped reading after "GAA"...

...and then you missed an interesting story due to your ignorance.

OMG Its EoinD

Brave | Idiot

See the line between them? It's thin.

Catari Jaguar

The Queen came and was lovely, she laid a wreath and all - we like Britain now. Get with it.

I miss Lizzy - come back! All is forgiven!!

strokemyclover

I once sang the theme to Star Trek: The Next Generation at a Star Wars convention an ran like fook!

im invisible

cherub rock wrote: »

I miss Lizzy - come back! All is forgiven!!

they were never the same after phil lynot died..

UsernameInUse

Dangerous Man wrote: »

...and then you missed an interesting story due to your ignorance.

I'll take my chances...

What has the GAA ever done for us?
I particularly like number 7.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5otHw6Jkns

Dangerous Man

strokemyclover wrote: »

I once sang the theme to Star Trek: The Next Generation at a Star Wars convention an ran like fook!

Go on ya mad bastard ya

Ally Dick

The ballsiest thing I have ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7S5BP-tvR8

Gordon Gecko

A chap I was at school with, "Barmy" caused a terrible furore at the 6th form ball when he brought with him a young lady who had been publicly educated. The sound of splashing, as monocle after monocle popped out into glasses of port, was deafening. Faut pas followed faut pas as she used her salad fork for the 2nd course, and drank a '79 Merlot with her Bouillabaisse! Thus "Barmy", that dashing young blackguard, became the first 6th form boy in over a century to be caned and had his fagging priveleges rescinded for the remainder of term. I am at a loss to see how the trumpet-playing ruffian in the opening post could compare with such mischievous behavior.

Rgds

Rt. Hon. Gordon Gecko Esq

Michael Collins

strokemyclover wrote: »

I once sang the theme to Star Trek: The Next Generation at a Star Wars convention an ran like fook!

Actually telling that story is ballzier...

strokemyclover

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Go on ya mad bastard ya

Michael Collins wrote: »

Actually telling that story is ballzier...

Have you ever been attacked by a convention full of disrespected nerds?

TommyTippee

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the players lounge: the pub that hates the brits but televises all premier league football

christ almighty

davetherave

UsernameInUse wrote: »

I stopped reading after "GAA"...

Good for you.... :rolleyes:

leincar

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

A chap I was at school with, "Barmy" caused a terrible furore at the 6th form ball when he brought with him a young lady who had been publicly educated. The sound of splashing, as monocle after monocle popped out into glasses of port, was deafening. Faut pas followed faut pas as she used her salad fork for the 2nd course, and drank a '79 Merlot with her Bouillabaisse! Thus "Barmy", that dashing young blackguard, became the first 6th form boy in over a century to be caned and had his fagging priveleges rescinded for the remainder of term. I am at a loss to see how the trumpet-playing ruffian in the opening post could compare with such mischievous behavior.

Rgds

Rt. Hon. Gordon Gecko Esq

Thats not ballsy, thats ignorance and bad taste, drinking red wine with a fish soup.

Kevin Duffy

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

A chap I was at school with, "Barmy" caused a terrible furore at the 6th form ball when he brought with him a young lady who had been publicly educated. The sound of splashing, as monocle after monocle popped out into glasses of port, was deafening. Faut pas followed faut pas as she used her salad fork for the 2nd course, and drank a '79 Merlot with her Bouillabaisse! Thus "Barmy", that dashing young blackguard, became the first 6th form boy in over a century to be caned and had his fagging priveleges rescinded for the remainder of term. I am at a loss to see how the trumpet-playing ruffian in the opening post could compare with such mischievous behavior.

Rgds

Rt. Hon. Gordon Gecko Esq

It's faux pas, you oik. Faut pas means something else entirely.

Sprouts

Ally Dick wrote: »

The ballsiest thing I have ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7S5BP-tvR8

Haven't seen that in ages but still gas

Michael Collins

strokemyclover wrote: »

Have you ever been attacked by a convention full of disrespected nerds?

Does boards.ie count? If so, yes. It was not nice.

Duckworth_Luas

UsernameInUse wrote: »

I stopped reading after "GAA"...

Great! Please stop leaving anti-Irish posts on GAA threads then.

orourkeda

Fbjm wrote: »

After seeing something in particular today, it was so unbelievably ballsy (ballzy?) that it inspired me to make a thread about it. I want to hear other people's ballzy stories!

So I was walking to the busstop after the GAA Leinster SFC double-header quarter-final. I was heading for the stop outside the xtravision in Fareview. As the crowd got to The Players Lounge, some fat bloke took out a trumpet, stopped on the road and played "God Save The Queen"! Unbelievable! The Yobs behind me were shouting for someone to throw a can at him. I will never see anything that ballzy again in my life, I'm sure of it.

Anyone else know of any moves that took unbelievable balls to pull off?

He played it on the way out of croke park too.

Duckworth_Luas

orourkeda wrote: »

He played it on the way out of croke park too.

Is that the same Croke park that Queen Elizabeth visited recently? She actually did a tour of the stadium! You guys really need to grow up!

Gordon Gecko

leincar wrote: »

Thats not ballsy, thats ignorance and bad taste, drinking red wine with a fish soup.

Sir, I think you'll find that "Barmy" bringing the guttersnipe to the Ball was the "ballsy" act, not her atrocious lack of taste and etiquette.

Rgds

Rt. Hon. Gordon Gecko Esq

orourkeda

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Is that the same Croke park that Queen Elizabeth visited recently? She actually did a tour of the stadium! You guys really need to grow up!

It doesn;t bother me. I'm just saying he played it.

Duckworth_Luas

orourkeda wrote: »

It doesn;t bother me. I'm just saying he played it.

Wow! He played a song outside a stadium that has often been played inside it. Not only that but the subject of the song has been in the stadium!

orourkeda

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Wow! He played a song outside a stadium that has often been played inside it. Not only that but the subject of the song has been in the stadium!

Relax the cax.

leincar

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

Sir, I think you'll find that "Barmy" bringing the guttersnipe to the Ball was the "ballsy" act, not her atrocious lack of taste and etiquette.

Rgds

Rt. Hon. Gordon Gecko Esq

Thank you sir for the clarification. Now for a brandy and a Siglo VI which will be smoked in a bar in Bayeux illegally. It would be ballsy but I'm in France where ballsy has no English - French translation.

ROCKMAN

Know someone who walked in a travellers wedding and decked one of the travellers who had slapped his sister around ,,,

Now that was ballsy

Laisurg

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the players lounge: the pub that hates the brits but televises all premier league football

Sure all knackers are like that, they say they hate the english yet they walk around in liverpool and united jerseys.

Laisurg

ROCKMAN wrote: »

Know someone who walked in a travellers wedding and decked one of the travellers who had slapped his sister around ,,,

Now that was ballsy

Now that's dangerous lol

Dravokivich

what i don't get is why some people were calling for someone to throw a can at him?

Fbjm

Dravokivich wrote: »

what i don't get is why some people were calling for someone to throw a can at him?

Because he was playing god save the queen outside dublin's biggest IRA pub :P btw I'm aware there may be bigger IRA pubs, but this is certainly a big one. Also after a Dublin GAA match you tend to get rowdy crowds

Duckworth_Luas

Fbjm wrote: »

Because he was playing god save the queen outside dublin's biggest IRA pub :P btw I'm aware there may be bigger IRA pubs, but this is certainly a big one. Also after a Dublin GAA match you tend to get rowdy crowds

It's a soccer pub! I've outlined this to you before. Please stop trying to associate the GAA with other non-sporting groups.

michael999999

On chatroulette!!:eek::eek::eek:

admiralofthefleet

Fbjm wrote: »

Because he was playing god save the queen outside dublin's biggest IRA pub :P btw I'm aware there may be bigger IRA pubs, but this is certainly a big one. Also after a Dublin GAA match you tend to get rowdy crowds

i went through drumcondra at about half 6 this evening. i didnt see any fights, just people in GAA jerseys looking like they were having a fun sunday evening

Midnight_EG

I believe this guy wins, his balls are as big as a man and made from pure iron...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXC6yzt9PZY

Biggins

Midnight_EG wrote: »

I believe this guy wins, his balls are as big as a man and made from pure iron...

Inserted video

Holy schite, me heart was in my mouth just watching that.
Not for love nor money, good fcuks almighty! :eek:

Dangerous Man

Biggins wrote: »

Holy schite, me heart was in my mouth just watching that.
Not for love nor money, good fcuks almighty! :eek:

I watched that video before and it's not any easier to watch the second time. I wonder if he's getting danger pay...

Pauleta

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

It's a soccer pub! I've outlined this to you before. Please stop trying to associate the GAA with other non-sporting groups.

Its a sports bar unless the gah isnt a sport now. People mostly watch football there because its more popular than GAA. There are Dublin GAA flags outside the place when there isnt massive posters of The Queen outside.

Pompey Magnus

Fbjm wrote: »

So I was walking to the busstop after the GAA Leinster SFC double-header quarter-final. I was heading for the stop outside the xtravision in Fareview. As the crowd got to The Players Lounge, some fat bloke took out a trumpet, stopped on the road and played "God Save The Queen"! Unbelievable! The Yobs behind me were shouting for someone to throw a can at him. I will never see anything that ballzy again in my life, I'm sure of it.

Jesus its not like he started playing the Star Spangled Banner in the middle of Baghdad, he was on a busy street in Dublin in broad daylight on a relaxing long weekend evening. What is ballzy about that?

Its not like a group of men with balaclavas were going to come running out and bundle him into the bag of a van, later dumping his corpse in the Wicklow Mountains with the trumpet stuck up his arse.

dixiefly

UsernameInUse wrote: »

I stopped reading after "GAA"...

Why????

mattjack

im invisible wrote: »

they were never the same after phil lynot died..

Phil lynotts dead ?

Biggins

Dangerous Man wrote: »

I watched that video before and it's not any easier to watch the second time. I wonder if he's getting danger pay...

Well I'd like to see a government minister come along and tell him, his wages are being cut to minimum wage and no overtime rates.

I reckon we'd see a ministers body on the top of that thing soon after! :pac:

Sam Vimes

Fbjm wrote: »

After seeing something in particular today, it was so unbelievably ballsy (ballzy?) that it inspired me to make a thread about it. I want to hear other people's ballzy stories!

So I was walking to the busstop after the GAA Leinster SFC double-header quarter-final. I was heading for the stop outside the xtravision in Fareview. As the crowd got to The Players Lounge, some fat bloke took out a trumpet, stopped on the road and played "God Save The Queen"! Unbelievable! The Yobs behind me were shouting for someone to throw a can at him. I will never see anything that ballzy again in my life, I'm sure of it.

Anyone else know of any moves that took unbelievable balls to pull off?

If anyone challenged him he could have just said he was playing the tune to My Country Tis of Thee

Sonnenblumen

Midnight_EG wrote: »

I believe this guy wins, his balls are as big as a man and made from pure iron...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXC6yzt9PZY

Incredible video, unbelievable stuff. I wonder what these people do for excitement?

punchdrunk

my mate sang song save the queen in a chipper in Dundalk and survived,so not that ballsy in fairness