What's the best lube on the market?

Blobby George · 29-05-2011 7:58pm #1

Fancy spicing things up a little in the bedroom. Is there any lube significantly better then the rest or are they all the same? There seems to be a lot of choice around.

PogMoThoin · 29-05-2011 7:59pm

Swarfega, great stuff

Biggins · 29-05-2011 8:00pm

WD40, its the best for your nuts.

Kiera · 29-05-2011 8:00pm

Spit.

Blobby George · 29-05-2011 8:00pm

PogMoThoin wrote: »

Swarfega, great stuff

What's that?

Nodin · 29-05-2011 8:01pm

Blobby George wrote: »

What's the best lube on the market?
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Money.

Blobby George · 29-05-2011 8:01pm

Kiera wrote: »

Spit.

Doubt that would make the cut for what I'm thinkin.

PogMoThoin · 29-05-2011 8:01pm

Blobby George wrote: »

What's that?

http://www.google.ie/search?q=swarfega&hl=en&biw=1360&bih=897&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=_KXiTdfHN5O6hAfNybHzBw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CCcQ_AUoAQ

Latchy · 29-05-2011 8:01pm

Vaseline....

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 8:02pm

Wine.

Micky Dolenz · 29-05-2011 8:03pm

Foreplay

stupidusername · 29-05-2011 8:03pm

how is using lube spicing things up?? it might make things a little better, but hardly 'spicing' anything. just normal lube op. what more is there to know? get the durex kind or ky or something.

squod · 29-05-2011 8:04pm

Blobby George wrote: »

Doubt that would make the cut for what I'm thinkin.

Two bottles of crisp n'dry so.

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 8:04pm

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Foreplay

Here, go easy, you're going too far now.

efb · 29-05-2011 8:05pm

Pre-cum

Blobby George · 29-05-2011 8:06pm

stupidusername wrote: »

how is using lube spicing things up?? it might make things a little better, but hardly 'spicing' anything. just normal lube op. what more is there to know? get the durex kind or ky or something.

It allows exploration to crevices not normally explored. I thought some might be better then others, thats all.

danniemcq · 29-05-2011 8:06pm

tears

Cantona's Collars · 29-05-2011 8:07pm

Get yourself one of these http://common2.csnimages.com/lf/1/hash/1350/244769/1/Workforce+Series+Heavy-Duty+Lever+Action+Grease+Gun%09%09.jpg

Grayditch · 29-05-2011 8:07pm

Tears.

EDIT: I see Dannie beat me to it.

vestanpance · 29-05-2011 8:09pm

Vicks Vapor-rub.

stupidusername · 29-05-2011 8:11pm

Blobby George wrote: »

It allows exploration to crevices not normally explored. I thought some might be better then others, thats all.

well well well, so you mean anal then?

harvester of sorrow · 29-05-2011 8:11pm

try deep heat....should do the trick

ArtyM · 29-05-2011 8:11pm

Panda placenta

Solnskaya · 29-05-2011 8:12pm

depends on what year the lubed(as opposed to the lubee)is. If they're under 30, you need 5w-30 fully synthetic, if older, ordinary 15w-40 will do.
Jasus where's the passion in this???Just grab the nearest fluid you can find, Ponds cold cream does in a pinch.

Professey Chin · 29-05-2011 8:12pm

Vicks Vaporub

couldntthink · 29-05-2011 8:13pm

Durex tingle burns their bums in my experience, but your cock feels good after it. Very refreshed feeling. KY is the best. It is the Mr kipling of the lube world.

pragmatic1 · 29-05-2011 8:13pm

Spunk. But you'll have to be very quick.

kleefarr · 29-05-2011 8:13pm

www.astroglide.co.uk

Waterfordlass · 29-05-2011 8:16pm

KY, they even send me a Christmas card every year for customer loyalty.

Elbow · 29-05-2011 8:16pm

PogMoThoin wrote: »

Swarfega, great stuff

Same sensation as Durex Sensation condoms

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 29-05-2011 8:19pm

margerine

Fannymcslap · 29-05-2011 8:21pm

Tears.

Nodin · 29-05-2011 8:22pm

kleefarr wrote: »

www.astroglide.co.uk

God be with the days a bag of chips would be enough. These times its all about "dinner" , complainin "this pebble dash is tearin the arse offof me" and complicatin "my name is....., whats yours" and fancy smancy talking about it afterwards.

What happened to traditional ways? When did we lose our moral code?

Karona · 29-05-2011 8:24pm

These are good, although not exactly lube.

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!B1BPhwgB2k~$(KGrHqJ,!hQEw5Gw4!ezBMcwJizKpQ~~_35.JPG

stupidusername · 29-05-2011 8:25pm

Karona wrote: »

These are good, although not exactly lube.

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!B1BPhwgB2k~$(KGrHqJ,!hQEw5Gw4!ezBMcwJizKpQ~~_35.JPG

what are they then?

Biggins · 29-05-2011 8:27pm

stupidusername wrote: »

what are they then?

Sensitivity enhancers.

candy-gal1 · 29-05-2011 8:27pm

AS booty lube

Durex tingle

Yahew · 29-05-2011 8:29pm

Thread would have been more useful from the start had the OP asked questions re: anal lube.

Nodin · 29-05-2011 8:30pm

Biggins wrote: »

Sensitivity enhancers.

Why is it I can imagine that going badly wrong?

alexa5x5 · 29-05-2011 8:32pm

candy-gal1 wrote: »

AS booty lube

Durex tingle

This stuff just tiggles

Lyra Fangs · 29-05-2011 8:38pm

alexa5x5 wrote: »

This stuff just tiggles

It can burn a little too

Lyra Fangs · 29-05-2011 8:39pm

Do durex still have that cherry flavoured lube??

Seemed quite interesting

alexa5x5 · 29-05-2011 8:39pm

Lyra Fangs wrote: »

It can burn a little too

Yeah? :eek:

Stompbox · 29-05-2011 8:40pm

Grayditch wrote: »

Tears.

EDIT: I see Dannie beat me to it.

You still receive my 'thanks' because I know your pain all too well.

brokenhinge · 29-05-2011 8:43pm

Superglue.

Lyra Fangs · 29-05-2011 8:44pm

alexa5x5 wrote: »

Yeah? :eek:

Yup maybe I just had a bad reaction to it but I won't be trying it again. Same thing happened with the tingle condoms (might seem like a foolish purchase but I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt).

It wasn't a bad burn or anything but it wasn't a pleasant experience either especially for the sensitive area concerned :P.

stoneill · 29-05-2011 8:47pm

Does the burd know she's getting it up the ring?

MarcusFenix · 29-05-2011 8:49pm

A cracked bango string

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 8:52pm

stoneill wrote: »

Does the burd know she's getting it up the ring?

How do we know the OP didn't lose that particular game of paper, scissors, you fúckin' take it first if you're so sure it won't hurt and that's why he's so keen to get the best lube possible?

Chuck Stone · 29-05-2011 8:53pm

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER.

Kevin Duffy · 29-05-2011 8:55pm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER.

Ah no, it might do the slippy-slidey bit of the job, but you'd never get anyone to take anything in the mouth with that smeared on.

What's the best lube on the market?

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