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Shoddy workmanship, that's what it is...

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  • #32
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,074 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Fhather.....I killt a man!

    He went down to give me head

    But ive got aids and now hes dead!!!



    Fhather oooo ooooo oooo oooooooooOOOOOOOOO


  • #33
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Moar water.


  • #34
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    That would be an Ecumenical matter!!


  • #35
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,074 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #36
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?


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  • #37
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,074 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    JUST PLAY THE F***ING NOTE!!


  • #38
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    Chnandler Bong wrote: »
    Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?

    Father clippert,they say he does a good long mass,now takes 3 hours to say mass due to having that stroke,value for money.


  • #39
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    My lovely horse, running through the field
    Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind

    I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences
    Polish your hoves every singles day, and bring you to the horse dentist

    My lovely horse, your a pony no more
    Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night


  • #40
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,074 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Sheep, like all wool-bearing animals, instinctively travel north, where it's colder, and they won't be so stuffy.


  • #41
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Cow- near.............................far away


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  • #42
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    father todd unctuous-i started going heavy on the altar wine,going easy on confessions....



    Taking backhanders for quicker masses...


  • #43
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Pat wants to put his massive tool in my box


  • #44
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    I think you've a great chance Ted.

    Really??

    NOOOOOO


  • #45
    Sparks43
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,074 ✭✭✭Sparks43


    Chnandler Bong wrote: »
    Pat wants to put his massive tool in my box

    I DONT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #46
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Sure you could talk that into coming down.


  • #47
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    That cyril mc duff is an awful ejit.

    theres a woman here father....a woman with a SKIRT!.


  • #48
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    You ****ing bitch, oh you ignorant prick.......ah fathers how are ye


  • #49
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    They've taken the roads in.


  • #50
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    The ants are back, Ted.


  • #51
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    He's dead father, So he wont be able to play then?


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  • #52
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    some of us crawled in at TEN PAST THE 11!.


  • #53
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Those are fake arms!!


  • #54
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,102 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I've had my fun, and that's all that matters. ;)


  • #55
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    Father give the last rights: Ehh Maldini, Baggio, Costacurta AMEN


  • #56
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    Hows the son?.


  • #57
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    You just want to watch all the little boys run around in they're shorts, ya dirty fecker


  • #58
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    LEN! You address me by my proper name ya little bollox


  • #59
    jdooley28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭jdooley28


    Oh worse than Hitler, you wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 4 o clock in the morning


  • #60
    Simply Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭Simply Red


    Sorry Ted, I was concentrating too hard on looking holy


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  • #61
    Chnandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Chnandler Bong


    That money was just resting in my account


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