Shoddy workmanship, that's what it is...

hatrickpatrick

Shoddy!!! Shoddy!!! SHODDY!!!!!!!

falan

And???

Sauve

explain yourself or GTFO....

Sparks43

Yep its a shoddy thread alright

Shryke

Cowboys Ted!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Would ya believe me own dog did that to me!

starbelgrade

This thread was built on poor foundations.

W.Shakes-Beer

But of course, they all have lovely bottoms.

Wazdakka

Your FACE is shoddy workmanship!!

steddyeddy

"I could have got you a great one for half that"

RHunce

sure you could talk that shelf into coming down

TeddyTedson

Shryke wrote: »

Cowboys Ted!

Stop bothering me, I'm busy.

falan

I don't understand...Let me in on the secret

7sr2z3fely84g5

Pull yourself together,the girls wont stay lovely forever.

WindSock

benwavner wrote: »

Would ya believe me own dog did that to me!

Doesn't it look like a face?

Captain_Generic

falan wrote: »

I don't understand...Let me in on the secret

I have no willy

LoveGreen

how much did the record player set you back?

ballsymchugh

damn you dick byrne!

holystungun9

Captain_Generic wrote: »

I have no willy

Oh no, Eva is that you??? Say it ain't so. you never had one.......did you??

efb

Ride me sideways was another one

Unpossible

I had to crash it to get the money back and then there were some people who said they had seen me drive into the wall. There was talk of me going to jail... ah there ya are, whats your favourite humming noise?

winston82

And now to ride Mrs. O'Reilly

K-9

They don't build them like they used to.

Will

My thoughts on this thread...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

Ruu_Old

winston82 wrote: »

And now to ride Mrs. O'Reilly

I forgot me feckin' trousers! :mad:

Krieg

Down with this sort of thing

Sparks43

Krieg wrote: »

Down with this sort of thing

Careful now!!!!

Colilfc

Are those my feet?

Sparks43

Will I put on the kettle?

Duggy747

Lisa needs braces.......





















D'oh!!!

Duckworth_Luas

Fhather.....I killt a man!

Sparks43

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Fhather.....I killt a man!

He went down to give me head

But ive got aids and now hes dead!!!



Fhather oooo ooooo oooo oooooooooOOOOOOOOO

Super-Rush

Moar water.

Chnandler Bong

That would be an Ecumenical matter!!

Sparks43

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chnandler Bong

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?

Sparks43

JUST PLAY THE F***ING NOTE!!

7sr2z3fely84g5

Chnandler Bong wrote: »

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?

Father clippert,they say he does a good long mass,now takes 3 hours to say mass due to having that stroke,value for money.

Chnandler Bong

My lovely horse, running through the field
Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind

I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences
Polish your hoves every singles day, and bring you to the horse dentist

My lovely horse, your a pony no more
Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night

Sparks43

Sheep, like all wool-bearing animals, instinctively travel north, where it's colder, and they won't be so stuffy.

Chnandler Bong

Cow- near.............................far away

7sr2z3fely84g5

father todd unctuous-i started going heavy on the altar wine,going easy on confessions....



Taking backhanders for quicker masses...

Chnandler Bong

Pat wants to put his massive tool in my box

StupidLikeAFox

I think you've a great chance Ted.

Really??

NOOOOOO

Sparks43

Chnandler Bong wrote: »

Pat wants to put his massive tool in my box

I DONT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deathrider

Sure you could talk that into coming down.

7sr2z3fely84g5

That cyril mc duff is an awful ejit.

theres a woman here father....a woman with a SKIRT!.

Chnandler Bong

You ****ing bitch, oh you ignorant prick.......ah fathers how are ye

mink_man

They've taken the roads in.

deathrider

The ants are back, Ted.

Chnandler Bong

He's dead father, So he wont be able to play then?