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Bin Laden

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  • 02-05-2011 2:41pm
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    byrner88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭


    the USA have reported the death of Bin Landen but l fear he may only be injured ,l've just seen a picture of him wearing a great big bandage around his head.


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Pop group Foreigner are about to release a new version of Waiting for a girl like you in the USA...I've Bin Laden for a girl like you to come and take my life !


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    Bluesteel7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭Bluesteel7


    You know how they found Osama? He had an iPhone!:)


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,567 ✭✭✭patmac


    Following Bin Laden's death, Elton John has agreed to release a tribute song, 'Sandals In The Bin'.


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    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Since Bin Ladens death Madelin McCann has now gone on to become the world champion in hide and seek.


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    byrner88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭byrner88


    While celebrating arsenals victory yesterday it was perhaps a little unwise of bin laden to rush out into his garden shouting "come on the gunners!!!"


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    malarkus
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭malarkus


    I guess they do take out Bins on bank holidays


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,567 ✭✭✭patmac


    byrner88 wrote: »
    While celebrating arsenals victory yesterday it was perhaps a little unwise of bin laden to rush out into his garden shouting "come on the gunners!!!"
    I believe he was hiding in their trophy cabinet!


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    old_aussie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Irlandese wrote: »
    The interesting question is why the US decided, just now, to announce a successful operation to kill their enemy number one?
    ..

    Because they only just killed him, hard to announce it before you actually did it. :D

    Hope all Osama's virgins look like Susan Boyle.


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    Faolchu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Faolchu


    what have Osama Bin Laden and Britney spears in a bikini got in common? neither have been seen in 10 years


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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    News just in re: Bin Laden's death.



    Elton John to record tribute song





    'Sandals in the Bin'

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #12
    seamy_orr
    Registered Users Posts: 112 ✭✭seamy_orr


    and he'd have said it twice had they not shot him...:P


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Bin Laden = Land be in = A blend in= Bad Linen = Ann Bled I .


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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    coldfire1x
    Registered Users Posts: 3,353 ✭✭✭coldfire1x


    You really need to feel sorry for the average Pakistani citizen...... even Osama Bin Laden isn't safe in that country!


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    #16
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    George W. Bush once said that he'd dance on Bin Laden's grave.

    He's buried at sea George.

    Knock yourself out.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    chucknorris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭chucknorris


    To add insult to injury, Muslim extremists are particularly disgusted to learn that Bin Laden was killed by a US marine who just happened to be..........GAY :D


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    jc77
    Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭jc77


    Osama Bin Laden = Lob da man in sea


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    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Osama Bin Laden is to appear on the next episode of deadliest catch........


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    dexter647
    Registered Users Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭dexter647


    For sale..1 turban, 1 pair of sandals in brown, AK47 assault rifle and a braun beard trimmer (never used):D


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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    DNA testing on Bin Liner has just come back

    27% chocolate--42% coconut-31% milk








    Apparently he had a Bounty on his Head

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    chucknorris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭chucknorris


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    DNA testing on Bin Liner has just come back

    27% chocolate--42% coconut-31% milk








    Apparently he had a Bounty on his Head

    ffs:D


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    I_am_red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭I_am_red


    In memory of Osama, Diageo are launching the new Bin Laden cocktail. It's two shots that'll go straight to your head followed by a quick splash of water.......


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    chucknorris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭chucknorris


    Barrack Obama - The first black man that has ever had to convince the world he did do the killing.


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    #25
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    iPhoneTrackingWorks.jpg

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    2ah8l13.jpg


    Twitter-Osama-Bin-Laden-Alqaeda-Location-Tweets-Joke.jpeg


    a2ejiw.jpg

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #27
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Down the Pub tonight I asked the Barman for a "Bin Laden"

    "What's that?" he said.

    I replied,









    "Two Shots And A splash Of Water"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    Brando_ie
    Registered Users Posts: 425 ✭✭Brando_ie


    2mmS4.jpg


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    #29
    mariebeth
    Registered Users Posts: 892 ✭✭✭mariebeth


    Breaking news: Osama bin Laden is dead!!


    Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan ......


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    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals


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    #31
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    mariebeth wrote: »
    Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan ......


    And he's posting in this section :eek:

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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