Bin Laden

byrner88

the USA have reported the death of Bin Landen but l fear he may only be injured ,l've just seen a picture of him wearing a great big bandage around his head.

dak

Pop group Foreigner are about to release a new version of Waiting for a girl like you in the USA...I've Bin Laden for a girl like you to come and take my life !

Bluesteel7

You know how they found Osama? He had an iPhone!:)

patmac

Following Bin Laden's death, Elton John has agreed to release a tribute song, 'Sandals In The Bin'.

Run_to_da_hills

Since Bin Ladens death Madelin McCann has now gone on to become the world champion in hide and seek.

byrner88

While celebrating arsenals victory yesterday it was perhaps a little unwise of bin laden to rush out into his garden shouting "come on the gunners!!!"

malarkus

I guess they do take out Bins on bank holidays

patmac

byrner88 wrote: »

While celebrating arsenals victory yesterday it was perhaps a little unwise of bin laden to rush out into his garden shouting "come on the gunners!!!"

I believe he was hiding in their trophy cabinet!

old_aussie

Irlandese wrote: »

The interesting question is why the US decided, just now, to announce a successful operation to kill their enemy number one?
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Because they only just killed him, hard to announce it before you actually did it.

Hope all Osama's virgins look like Susan Boyle.

Faolchu

what have Osama Bin Laden and Britney spears in a bikini got in common? neither have been seen in 10 years

MonkieSocks

News just in re: Bin Laden's death.



Elton John to record tribute song





'Sandals in the Bin'

seamy_orr

and he'd have said it twice had they not shot him...:P

dak

Bin Laden = Land be in = A blend in= Bad Linen = Ann Bled I .

MonkieSocks

coldfire1x

You really need to feel sorry for the average Pakistani citizen...... even Osama Bin Laden isn't safe in that country!

MonkieSocks

George W. Bush once said that he'd dance on Bin Laden's grave.

He's buried at sea George.

Knock yourself out.

chucknorris

To add insult to injury, Muslim extremists are particularly disgusted to learn that Bin Laden was killed by a US marine who just happened to be..........GAY

jc77

Osama Bin Laden = Lob da man in sea

Run_to_da_hills

Osama Bin Laden is to appear on the next episode of deadliest catch........

dexter647

For sale..1 turban, 1 pair of sandals in brown, AK47 assault rifle and a braun beard trimmer (never used):D

MonkieSocks

DNA testing on Bin Liner has just come back

27% chocolate--42% coconut-31% milk








Apparently he had a Bounty on his Head

chucknorris

MonkieSocks wrote: »

DNA testing on Bin Liner has just come back

27% chocolate--42% coconut-31% milk








Apparently he had a Bounty on his Head

ffs:D

I_am_red

In memory of Osama, Diageo are launching the new Bin Laden cocktail. It's two shots that'll go straight to your head followed by a quick splash of water.......

chucknorris

Barrack Obama - The first black man that has ever had to convince the world he did do the killing.

MonkieSocks

MonkieSocks

MonkieSocks

Down the Pub tonight I asked the Barman for a "Bin Laden"

"What's that?" he said.

I replied,









"Two Shots And A splash Of Water"

Brando_ie

mariebeth

Breaking news: Osama bin Laden is dead!!


Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan ......

dak

Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals

MonkieSocks

mariebeth wrote: »

Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan ......

And he's posting in this section :eek:

dak

It is now believed that Osma Bin Laden was " shopped" by a local Pakistan shopkeeper after he noticed that Bin Ladens compound was on a corner!

coldfire1x

http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/2886/1/

MonkieSocks

What does Kate Middleton have in common with Osama Bin Laden?




They both had their back doors smashed in and shot in the face by a bloke in the Navy

swordofislam

What's blue and can't swim?

To everyone who says that shooting Osama wasn't very Christian didn't you hear Obama is a secret Muslim (internet told me).

swordofislam

mariebeth wrote: »

Breaking news: Osama bin Laden is dead!!


Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan ......

Nope Chuck Norris a Delta Force wimp. Demi Moore killed Bin Laden.

swordofislam

byrner88 wrote: »

the USA have reported the death of Bin Landen

He ain't Bin Landen He Bin Drownin!

ChristopherUno

"So I hear they finally killed Bin Laden?"

"Yeah, he was living in a compound in Pakistan just down the road from an ISI base and an army training facility."

"Wow, talk abbottobad place to hide."

Atilathehun

byrner88

NEWSFLASH: in the wake of Bin Ladens death, Muslims have gone on a rampage in Birmingham,killing anyone white and English, Police fear the death toll could be as high as 2

d1897

it was announced on the new that the US did not kill Bin L son. It said Bin's Lad on the run........

wonderboy

Saddam Hussein first words to Bin Laden in Hell, "They got you too"

Thomas828

What's the difference between Osama bin Laden and Henry Cooper?

Henry Cooper was still standing after twelve rounds.