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Bin Laden

  • 02-05-2011 1:41pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭


    the USA have reported the death of Bin Landen but l fear he may only be injured ,l've just seen a picture of him wearing a great big bandage around his head.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Pop group Foreigner are about to release a new version of Waiting for a girl like you in the USA...I've Bin Laden for a girl like you to come and take my life !


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭Bluesteel7


    You know how they found Osama? He had an iPhone!:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,595 ✭✭✭patmac


    Following Bin Laden's death, Elton John has agreed to release a tribute song, 'Sandals In The Bin'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Since Bin Ladens death Madelin McCann has now gone on to become the world champion in hide and seek.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭byrner88


    While celebrating arsenals victory yesterday it was perhaps a little unwise of bin laden to rush out into his garden shouting "come on the gunners!!!"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭malarkus


    I guess they do take out Bins on bank holidays


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,595 ✭✭✭patmac


    byrner88 wrote: »
    While celebrating arsenals victory yesterday it was perhaps a little unwise of bin laden to rush out into his garden shouting "come on the gunners!!!"
    I believe he was hiding in their trophy cabinet!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    Irlandese wrote: »
    The interesting question is why the US decided, just now, to announce a successful operation to kill their enemy number one?
    ..

    Because they only just killed him, hard to announce it before you actually did it. :D

    Hope all Osama's virgins look like Susan Boyle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Faolchu


    what have Osama Bin Laden and Britney spears in a bikini got in common? neither have been seen in 10 years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,386 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    News just in re: Bin Laden's death.



    Elton John to record tribute song





    'Sandals in the Bin'

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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  • Registered Users Posts: 112 ✭✭seamy_orr


    and he'd have said it twice had they not shot him...:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Bin Laden = Land be in = A blend in= Bad Linen = Ann Bled I .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,386 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭coldfire1x


    You really need to feel sorry for the average Pakistani citizen...... even Osama Bin Laden isn't safe in that country!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,386 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    George W. Bush once said that he'd dance on Bin Laden's grave.

    He's buried at sea George.

    Knock yourself out.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭chucknorris


    To add insult to injury, Muslim extremists are particularly disgusted to learn that Bin Laden was killed by a US marine who just happened to be..........GAY :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 555 ✭✭✭jc77


    Osama Bin Laden = Lob da man in sea


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Osama Bin Laden is to appear on the next episode of deadliest catch........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭dexter647


    For sale..1 turban, 1 pair of sandals in brown, AK47 assault rifle and a braun beard trimmer (never used):D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,386 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    DNA testing on Bin Liner has just come back

    27% chocolate--42% coconut-31% milk








    Apparently he had a Bounty on his Head

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭chucknorris


    DNA testing on Bin Liner has just come back

    27% chocolate--42% coconut-31% milk








    Apparently he had a Bounty on his Head

    ffs:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 I_am_red


    In memory of Osama, Diageo are launching the new Bin Laden cocktail. It's two shots that'll go straight to your head followed by a quick splash of water.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭chucknorris


    Barrack Obama - The first black man that has ever had to convince the world he did do the killing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,386 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    iPhoneTrackingWorks.jpg

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,386 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    2ah8l13.jpg


    Twitter-Osama-Bin-Laden-Alqaeda-Location-Tweets-Joke.jpeg


    a2ejiw.jpg

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,386 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Down the Pub tonight I asked the Barman for a "Bin Laden"

    "What's that?" he said.

    I replied,









    "Two Shots And A splash Of Water"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 425 ✭✭Brando_ie


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  • Registered Users Posts: 892 ✭✭✭mariebeth


    Breaking news: Osama bin Laden is dead!!


    Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan ......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,386 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    mariebeth wrote: »
    Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan ......


    And he's posting in this section :eek:

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    It is now believed that Osma Bin Laden was " shopped" by a local Pakistan shopkeeper after he noticed that Bin Ladens compound was on a corner!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭coldfire1x




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,386 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    What does Kate Middleton have in common with Osama Bin Laden?




    They both had their back doors smashed in and shot in the face by a bloke in the Navy

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭swordofislam


    What's blue and can't swim?

    To everyone who says that shooting Osama wasn't very Christian didn't you hear Obama is a secret Muslim (internet told me).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭swordofislam


    mariebeth wrote: »
    Breaking news: Osama bin Laden is dead!!


    Other news: Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan ......
    Nope Chuck Norris a Delta Force wimp. Demi Moore killed Bin Laden.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭swordofislam


    byrner88 wrote: »
    the USA have reported the death of Bin Landen
    He ain't Bin Landen He Bin Drownin!


  • Registered Users Posts: 71 ✭✭ChristopherUno


    "So I hear they finally killed Bin Laden?"

    "Yeah, he was living in a compound in Pakistan just down the road from an ISI base and an army training facility."

    "Wow, talk abbottobad place to hide."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 521 ✭✭✭Atilathehun


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭byrner88


    NEWSFLASH: in the wake of Bin Ladens death, Muslims have gone on a rampage in Birmingham,killing anyone white and English, Police fear the death toll could be as high as 2


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 d1897


    it was announced on the new that the US did not kill Bin L son. It said Bin's Lad on the run........ :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 wonderboy


    Saddam Hussein first words to Bin Laden in Hell, "They got you too"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    What's the difference between Osama bin Laden and Henry Cooper?

    Henry Cooper was still standing after twelve rounds.


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