Teenagers

MonkeyGuy

Right I'm sure this topic has been discussed before but I'm pissed off.

I got invited to another teenage disco today, didn't go. Last one I went to the bouncer gave us dirty looks and asked us what age we were as if we were adults? I'm sixteen and look young for my age so that was dog testacles. Anyways I was talking about it with my friend after and we just though, if we tried to get into the eighteens disco, there's no way that bouncer would let us in? So basically we've nothing to do.
A few days later, we were roaming around town aimlessly because there's nothing else to do. Some friends of ours that were older than us had a car so being so cool they got water balloons and started throwing them at us from the speeding car. Being self-respecting hardy men we bought a twelve pack of eggs as well as some whipped cream in a can and let's just say they went home like a sticky bun. This oldish fella gave us a talking to as if we did something terribly wrong even though it was our friend's car and it was obviously going both ways, nobody else was being bothered?
So why don't people give us something to do instead of giving out to us for doing the only things we can do?

Dravokivich

you actually bought the eggs?

fedor.2.

Christ

hondasam

It's past your bedtime OP. goodnight.

ShamoBuc

hondasam wrote: »

It's past your bedtime OP. goodnight.

ah it's not a school night, leave the op up for another hour.......

Namlub

16 is too old for teen discos, sry2say


Also, dull story

fedor.2.

The energy you put in to doing nothing could actually be used to do something constructive. Im sick of hearing that there's nothing to do to be honest

MonkeyGuy

Namlub wrote: »

16 is too old for teen discos, sry2say

That's exactly the point? What is there to do for us like?

BluesBerry

Scare the living sh1t outta me

Dante

Can't you just do drugs like a normal teenager?

hondasam

ShamoBuc wrote: »

ah it's not a school night, leave the op up for another hour.......

ok but he better stop asking silly questions

deathrider

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

teenage disco... dirty... testacles... water balloons... some whipped cream... sticky bun.

Sorry, sometimes I drift in and out while reading posts. What were you saying?

MonkeyGuy

Jesus Christ...

LondonIrish90

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

That's exactly the point? What is there to do for us like?

Can't you make your own fun in your spare time, like people of every other age group have to?

JustAddWater

Teenagers are so egg-citing these days...

darragh16

Aaaaaaaaaannnnyyyyway

Nemanja91

Woooahhhh you're out of control.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

It's not all that bad for us OP.

Says he who has ~7,000 posts on Boards.:pac:

MonkeyGuy

Yeah see all we can do is break the law in some way.

Oranage2

Just wait outside till the club ends with a nagon of Vodka - guaranteed to get some tail, - also your never too old for a teen disco, heck sure im 24 and still do it

themadchef

So you registered with Boards when you were ... 13?

Poor Uncle Tom

Get a job...

maglite

Did you look like a scumbag, Cause you sure do act like one.


Eggs can wreck a car..

MonkeyGuy

If I could get a job I'd be sorted, but there aren't many going especially not for a sixteen year old.

Irish Guitarist

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

So why don't people give us something to do instead of giving out to us for doing the only things we can do?

That's not the only things you can do. You could read a book, go for a walk, take up photography or numerous other things. If you want something to do with your friends you could all learn instruments and start a band. You need to learn a way to occupy your time that doesn't involve getting yourself in trouble.

When you get older people more than likely won't be in a rush to give you anything to do either. If you go through life expecting other people to give you something to do you'll be disappointed.

Poor Uncle Tom

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

If I could get a job I'd be sorted, but there aren't many going especially not for a sixteen year old.

What are you interested in? carpentry, mechanic, etc., why not go to a local garage and hang out, tidying up around, making tea, and learning about the trade?

tallaghtmick

cans in the field thats the life of a 16 year old:pac:

MonkeyGuy

I play guitar, I play in a band and have been through a few for about the last six years. However it;s not very social seeing as how you only get to talk to the other member of the band? Once you hit eighteen you can go to pubs, nightclubs, drive. Closest thing I can do is cycle to the swimming pool.

Namlub

themadchef wrote: »

So you registered with Boards when you were ... 13?

Meh, I was 15

tallaghtmick

this is my 700th post so ill make it worth while........i thought teens are slutty these days get the ride op get the ride:cool:

MonkeyGuy

tallaghtmick wrote: »

this is my 700th post so ill make it worth while........i thought teens are slutty these days get the ride op get the ride:cool:

Yep that's us but still, breaking the law for the next few months.

m@cc@

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw

tallaghtmick

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

Yep that's us but still, breaking the law for the next few months.

son i am dissapoint,breaking the law is fun at your age dangerous at my age:pac:

MonkeyGuy

maglite wrote: »

Did you look like a scumbag, Cause you sure do act like one.


Eggs can wreck a car..

It's ok mine went in the window and smacked one in the face, happy?

deathrider

Wait a second- Have you not got a Playstation to keep you amused?

MonkeyGuy

tallaghtmick wrote: »

son i am dissapoint,breaking the law is fun at your age dangerous at my age:pac:

See, you're awesome, I can tell. Breaking the law is the ONLY fun at our age and you realise that. Most people think all we like doing is breaking the law, which is untrue.

MonkeyGuy

deathrider wrote: »

Wait a second- Have you not got a Playstation to keep you amused?

I do. That gets fierce boring very quickly though, and people give out about us spending too much time on consoles.

deathrider

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

I do. That gets fierce boring very quickly though, and people give out about us spending too much time on consoles.

Between my band and my Playstation, I had no free time left when I was 16.

tallaghtmick

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

See, you're awesome, I can tell. Breaking the law is the ONLY fun at our age and you realise that. Most people think all we like doing is breaking the law, which is untrue.

im joking op,back in the day i was pretty gay(the lame version not the homosexual version)im 27 now with a 2 year old and jaysus i look back as a teen and i was boring and i swear to *insert deity here* that i would love to go be a 16 year old for a week again......prob why im a messer now

stovelid

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

So basically we've nothing to do.

We had to make do with vandalism, football hooliganism and yokes but you have the net now. Stop complaining.

MonkeyGuy

So should we just be scumbags until we can drive and then be scumbags with wheels and then when we're eighteen be drunk scumbags with wheels?

tallaghtmick

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

So should we just be scumbags until we can drive and then be scumbags with wheels and then when we're eighteen be drunk scumbags with wheels?

calm them hormones dude im just finishing a 2-11 shift on a saturday count yourself lucky you can piss about for now.

MonkeyGuy

Ouch, that's rough.

I would ride myself cos im a sexy man

Son, let me give you a word of advice. You seem interested in breaking the law for fun, a pastime of my own.

My advice : Make the most of breaking the law in low level ways now, before it's too late.

Once you hit 18 theres no turning back. Things like pissing on the street, breaking stuff, stealing, throwing eggs, fireworks to houses, all that starts to mean something....:(

Enjoy it now when you cant get done.

Terry

Get a job.
Plenty of crappy jobs there in restaurants and take aways.
The pay is crap, but you'll gain experience and earn enough money to dull the pain with alcohol on a Saturday night.

Join the scouts (venturers). Great craic. Your job will pay for the fees.

Join a soccer league. It will counteract the ill-effects of your drinking.
The local GAA club will provide the same.

Crack the password on your LAN and watch internet porn. It'll teach you how NOT to please your partner.

Spend your days masturbating. It what every other teenager on the planet does.

Screaminmidget

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

That's exactly the point? What is there to do for us like?

Cant you just go drink cans in a field like the rest of us??

OOOOOORRRR

Get a F*cking hobby...

bonerm

This all sounds vaguely familiar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7aEi6c8cWI

MonkeyGuy

Can't do sports or drink for a while with Glandular fever.

I don't think breaking the law is fun but a lot of the things there are to do happen to break the law.

Honestly, there are no jobs around.

Kevin Duffy

MonkeyGuy wrote: »

I play guitar, I play in a band and have been through a few for about the last six years. However it;s not very social seeing as how you only get to talk to the other member of the band?

If you are in a band and you are the one playing guitar and you are not turning this into getting with the ladies, you are doing it wrong.

[Rasta]

Love how irish see drinking as the only way to socialise.

MonkeyGuy

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

If you are in a band and you are the one playing guitar and you are not turning this into getting with the ladies, you are doing it wrong.

I've no problem pulling women but riding is still illegal.