Farting in bed

kevin99

Just heard a radio programme discussing the topic of 'farting' in bed and whether it is acceptable for a woman to fart in bed alone or with her boyfriend or husband or another woman.
Then I wondered if Kate Midleton ever farted in front of William Windsor in bed?
Did she do it last night on their wedding night?
Did she let go in the church given she was there for one and a half hours?

mikemac

Did you mean to put this in Fashion & Appearance?

roast

Women are fierce sneaky when it comes to farts.

super_sweeney

perhaps you think to much about kate and her farting but as for women farting in bed totally not acceptable ever thats what a bathroom is for.

in my opinion is it really that much effort for either party to have to get up go to the loo?

dudara

Moved to After Hours

dudara

kfallon

She prob did a couple of fanny farts last night :P

Nothing wrong with farting in bed but only ever attempt to smell your own Dutch Oven

Sunnyisland

This thread smells funny, should it be here ?

Gummy Panda

Bum fart or fanny fart?

azezil

roast wrote: »

Women are fierce sneaky when it comes to farts.

Not in family, them bitches let 'm rip right in your face... the worst is when my mother gets in a fart off with my brother *shudder* dirty bitch lol

iPlop

kevin99 wrote: »

Just heard a radio programme discussing the topic of 'farting' in bed and whether it is acceptable for a woman to fart in bed alone or with her boyfriend or husband or another woman.
Then I wondered if Kate Midleton ever farted in front of William Windsor in bed?
Did she do it last night on their wedding night?
Did she let go in the church given she was there for one and a half hours?

id say kate was lighting her farts and queefing all over the place last night

ejmaztec

Has no-one ever heard of the royal butt-plug?

Thrill

azezil wrote: »

Not in family, them bitches let 'm rip right in your face... the worst is when my mother gets in a fart off with my brother *shudder* dirty bitch lol

Hehe, that reminds me of my mother. When she's sitting down and feels the need to vent, she'll lean to the side raising one cheek in the air and let rip.

vicwatson

Women are fierce sneaky when it comes to farts.

Women don't fart they just cough in their knickers !:D;)

Jack Daniels I

my girlfriend calls it a botty burp

unclejunior

i ate a 1kg box of cheerioes one not after drinking, i had serious munchies. the next day i woke up and i swear i thought i **** myself. the smell of fart and **** was stained into my sheets and blankets that i had to burn them after. it took a week for the smel to leave my room

saintsaltynuts

Personally i love farting in bed and stickin' me head under the sheets for a good sniff.

Eirequinno

Jack Daniels I wrote: »

my girlfriend calls it a botty burp

Dude what age is your girlfriend..?...she sounds about 7 with her 'Botty Burp'!!

St.Spodo

I don't know, I guess if you're into that sort of thing it's okay. I personally don't like it when women fart but I know other lads who are mad for it.

ft9

From farting in bed to Parking in golf clubs

Your life is so complicated, how do you manage?

Son Of A Vidic

It's nothing to be sniffed at really.

dubtom

I was confronted this very morning and accused of driving the wife out of bed at 730am such was the foulness of my fart. I was asleep so missed the episode, which I regret, I'd have held her under the covers given the chance.:pac:

Kojak

dubtom wrote: »

I was confronted this very morning and accused of driving the wife out of bed at 730am such was the foulness of my fart.

I suppose its a good way of getting the bed for yourself...

Maybe if people could trap their farts under the bedsheets, then they wouldn't have to pay such high prices for natural gas.