The end is nigh? The end is here!

Tommy_NDX

fjsanchez wrote: »

So.....im guessing ye have all turned into chronic masturbators since PSN has stopped working, do I stand correct?

On the plus side, I've gotten pretty good at typing with my left hand.

Leeg17

Tommy_NDX wrote: »

On the plus side, I've gotten pretty good at typing with my left hand.

n on th otther handx i havenr

Tommy_NDX

Leeg17 wrote: »

n on th otther handx i havenr

I really don't want to know what's on your other hand.:eek:

krudler

fjsanchez wrote: »

So.....im guessing ye have all turned into chronic masturbators since PSN has stopped working, do I stand correct?

turned into?

mari2222

?

Mr. Rager

mari2222 wrote: »

?

Well at the minute, its about touching yourself, but normally its about psn being down

Splinter

El LoCo Ade wrote: »

You poor poor soul :pac:

Dragon wars was even worse. watching "welcome to the jungle" now... love the monkey scenes

Balfie

mari2222 wrote: »

?

This thread is about pixi's in a magical land, sprinkling fairy dust, an fanny farting on each other while they meditate in the meadows, drinking 7up an vodka, while singing hi hi diddly hi. Giving each other sexual favours, eating alot of chinese food, an slagging off us poor poor souls.

Replace Pixi's with Sony Employee's, and fairy dust with taking the absolute piss. and you have what this thread is about.

beertons

mmmmm, fairy dust

Leeg17

So eh, Ade promised me there was sweets.

/tocatchapredator

Nuri Sahin

Leeg17 wrote: »

So eh, Ade promised me there was sweets.

/tocatchapredator

The white Ford Transit broke down so I just sat in the back and ate it all -_^

Balfie

This is me tonight.

Nuri Sahin

#zing

Leeg17

Courtesy of Mr. Keane himself..

http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2011/05/15/ps3-system-software-update/

We have been working on a new PS3 system software update that requires all PSN users to change their password once PlayStation Network is restored. The update (v3.61) is mandatory and will be available soon.
If using a PS3, your password can only be changed on your own PS3 (or a PS3 on which your PSN account was activated), as an added layer of security. If you have never downloaded any content using your account on the system, an email will be sent to the registered sign-in ID (email address) associated with your account when you first attempt to sign-in to PSN. This e-mail will contain a link that will enable you to change your password. In this email, click on the link and follow the instructions to change your password. Once you have changed your password you can sign-in to your account using your new password.
We strongly recommend that all PSN account holders with PS3s update their systems to prepare for when PlayStation Network is back online. The release of this update is a critical step as we work to make PlayStation Network significantly more secure. Thank you for your continued support and patience.

THE PSN, HAS COME BACK!!

Tommy_NDX

Sooo will we still have to wait after the update??

bluemooner

if ya smelllllllaaalalalalalalalalaaa..... what the rock .....is...cookin.
psn is back!! bout time too!!!

Leeg17

Apparently it's not up, just lets you change PW before it's up. :(:(:(:(

Tommy_NDX

I almost sodomised the xbox trying to get the hdmi cable out of it and into the ps3 for an update I can't even download.:(

Leeg17

Don't bother, it keeps failing around 20% so many people are updating at once.

Splinter

Tommy_NDX wrote: »

I almost sodomised the xbox trying to get the hdmi cable out of it and into the ps3 for an update I can't even download.:(

you absolute tosser, I nearly died laughing from that image :pac:

steve_cass

you can download the update direct from here and the update with a memory stick

http://terminalgamer.com/2011/05/14/ps3-system-update-3-61-live-now-download-link-is-here/

steve_cass

seems that PSN will be back up soon according to sony. update is to change password etc and have the software for the new system

http://www.thesixthaxis.com/2011/05/15/psn-restoration-begins-today/

Tommy_NDX

Would I be right in saying you can't play in a party until the friends list is back?

Leeg17

Tommy_NDX wrote: »

Would I be right in saying you can't play in a party until the friends list is back?

• Sign-in for PlayStation Network and Qriocity services, including the resetting of passwords.
• Restoration of online gameplay across PlayStation 3 and PSP.
• Playback rental video content, if within rental period, of PlayStation Store Video Store on PS3, PSP and Media Go.
• Q Music Unlimited, for current subscribers, on PS3 and PC.
• Access to third party services such as VidZone and MUBI.
• ‘Friends’ category on PS3, including Friends List, Chat Functionality, Trophy Comparison, etc.

Can't see why not mate.

Tommy_NDX

Leeg17 wrote: »

Can't see why not mate.

Ah. I thought those were spread out, not all at once. Lovely:D

hypermuse

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I CAN SIGN IN

I CAN SIGN IN

I CAN SIGN IN

I CAN SING IN


UPDATING UPDATING UPDATING!!

stuck at 43%.. stuck at 43%


I cant play.... bwahahahahaha!!! :mad::(:(:(:(:(:mad:



Oh PSN... you are like a typical woman!!


1st you play with me whenever I want.. giving me everything I need!!

Take it away and make me beg for more...

Then you tease me like a sexy wee pole-dancing biatch..

Then you slap my cock with a cold spoon and make me cry and tell me tomorrow is my lucky day..

WHY???? sob sob

Leeg17

GAME ON BOYS

http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2011/05/15/play-on-psn-restoration-begins-now/

GEasy

hypermuse wrote: »

I CAN SIGN IN

I CAN SIGN IN

I CAN SIGN IN

I CAN SING IN

:mad:

hypermuse

LakesKeane wrote: »

:mad:

SO by sign in I meant that hitting the sign in button let me do something other than give me a sign saying

"PSN is undergoing maintenance"


Cant get the upgrade to work.. just gonna have to wait!!

I've had a few beers so maybe I'm doing it wrong.. thats what she said,,,

Leeg17

Have you a USB Muse? Download the file from here and then put it into a folder called PS3, and in the subfolder of PS3 called UPDATE.

Should be way more reliable and faster that way.