What to do about cats shítting in my garden?

Hector Mildew

Was going to ask in animls and pets but similiar threads there seem to break down into arguments without providing any answers....

My neighbour’s cat is using my garden as a giant litter tray. To date I’ve tried an ultrasonic and various chemical detterents all to no avail. I even soaked the feline fúcker with the hose last week but he still comes back for his daily shíte in my vegtable patch, flower beds, my 2 year old’s sand pit, or on the grass (when he’s just too lazy to bury it)..

Aside from not liking cat shít on my vegetables, I’m worried that my 2 year old could pick up some nasty disease (I found her with a sand coated cat turd in her bucket today). I talked to my neighbour but he says he can’t stop them leaving his garden... So, has anyone here found a way to keep cats out of their garden, while also remaining on good terms with the neighbours?

KeithM89_old

Buy a dog.

Refugee from RealLife

2 year old kid. Cat ****ting in the garden, there is only one solution, kill it.

Daegerty

http://www.nargc.ie/Upload/Form%20FCA1.pdf

Chuck Stone

.. or get a Tom Cat - he will defend the Garden with his life the senseless bugger.

hondasam

Refugee from RealLife wrote: »

2 year old kid. Cat ****ting in the garden, there is only one solution, kill it.

The cat or the kid ?

FTGFOP

They don't like citrus peel but maybe you've already tried that one.

W.Shakes-Beer

Again, Jack Russell!

Chuck Stone

What's with the idiots whose 1st thought is 'kill it' what is wrong with you people?

The cat doesn't know it's annoying a human. Also, if you kill the wrong persons cat you might just be on the receiving end of senseless violence.

FMFL.

Stercus Accidit

You need a catapult.

Celly Smunt

make a funny meme.




then shoot it and show the aftermath

UrbanSea

Syanide in the grass

maglite

Try chemical deterants

Buy a live trap, Catch cat and return to owner, advise owner you will send cat to *SPCA the next time you catch it.

If you catch it a 3rd time you will not catch it a 4th

Nuggles

Let your two year old poo in your neighbour's garden.

Daegerty

Chuck Stone wrote: »

What's with the idiots who's 1st thought is 'kill it' what is wrong with you people?

The cat doesn't know it's annoying a human. Also, if you kill the wrong persons cat you might just be on the receiving end of senseless violence.

FMFL.

If the cat was 50 times bigger it would do a lot worse than 'annoy' a human.

and have you ever seen a cat torment a mouse or a rabbit for hours before finally tearing it to shreds? ah the poor innocent little creatures

Kaneda_

put signs up

'No cats to **** on this property'

Chris P. Bacon

Just get a pellet gun,you wont kill it but it will know not to come back.

Storminateacup

Would it use a litter tray outside? Like, if you left it where he usually went poop

Terry

Beat it up.
Or just tell your neighbour to sort the cat out.

If that doesn't work, get yourself a cat. It will leave its mark.

Don't want a cat?
Start picking up the shít and leave it in random places between your neighbour's doorstep and their car. The cat may not learn, but your neighbour will.

Saila

go and shit in his garden, alpha male an all that

Hyperbullet

Napalm the motherf*ckers.

Chuck Stone

Daegerty wrote: »

If the cat was 50 times bigger it would do a lot worse than 'annoy' a human.

and have you ever seen a cat torment a mouse or a rabbit for hours before finally tearing it to shreds? ah the poor innocent little creatures

... what's your point?

..you like mice?















why am I even responding to you I shd kno better :rolleyes:

Refugee from RealLife

hondasam wrote: »

The cat or the kid ?

Either way someone will be giving out.

I would kill the cat personally

Daegerty

Chuck Stone wrote: »

... what's your point?

..you like mice?

why am I even responding to you I shd kno better :rolleyes:

If they're pickled well and left to mature for a few months they can be lovely on a salad

littlemis

have to agree get a jack russell.I have 3 and a cat,they get great sport out of chasing her.she teases them by going out of their reach..but having said that they wont allow any other cat in to ours except her....

hondasam

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CCkQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.animalfriends.org.uk%2Fafi-pet-community%2Fpet-blogs%2Fstop-cats-fouling-garden%2F&ei=VSiqTdnUIpGLhQfhx6zhCQ&usg=AFQjCNEe7GVDLn5Uj6xNohGadoooJVDdvw

OP here is some idea's.

Chuck Stone

Daegerty wrote: »

If they're pickled well and left to mature for a few months they can be lovely on a salad

I wonder how many nerds are going to thank this attempt at comedy.

FTGFOP

maglite wrote: »

catch it

Yup. That's the problem. Catch it. On vegetables.

dj jarvis

Chuck Stone wrote: »

What's with the idiots whose 1st thought is 'kill it' what is wrong with you people?

The cat doesn't know it's annoying a human. Also, if you kill the wrong persons cat you might just be on the receiving end of senseless violence.

FMFL.

whats wrong ? whats feckin wrong ? its AH my good man

me i would kick it so hard up the arse it would instantly become one of a pair of slippers , but if you a cat loving weirdo get a motion sensor water soaker
it connects to you water supply and when triggered it soaks said cat , and brucy bonus if ya have kids they love it costs under 100 yo yos

argosy2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfmS3Pow5-o

this works

Daegerty

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I wonder how many nerds are going to thank this attempt at comedy.

What made you think it was specifically aimed at nerds or even supposed to be funny?

Yakult

Go on to 4chan and ask that in /b/. They will be able to give you ideas! NSFW

Refugee from RealLife

Chuck Stone wrote: »

What's with the idiots whose 1st thought is 'kill it' what is wrong with you people?

The cat doesn't know it's annoying a human. Also, if you kill the wrong persons cat you might just be on the receiving end of senseless violence.

FMFL.

Maybe you would like someone to put a diaper on the fcuking thing. It has the potential for harming a 2 year old kid with it's ****, should the kid be restricted from it's own back yard because the stupid cat doesn't know it is annoying a human.

Cats are filthy creatures. Kill them all except the ones wearing diapers as they clearly have responsible owners.

Humans eh!

Refugee from RealLife wrote: »

2 year old kid. Cat ****ting in the garden, there is only one solution, kill it.

Hey leave the kid alone!

Chuck Stone

dj jarvis wrote: »

cat loving weirdo

I don't love cats (I like animals) I just hate cruelty.

Never mind - I forgot I was in AH and you'll probably hurt your brain trying to understand and that would be cruel.

Refugee from RealLife

Humans eh! wrote: »

Hey leave the kid alone!

And comeback to find the kid covered in cat ****, now wouldn't be smart.

Saila

wont someone please think of the..









crows

OutlawPete

Put an ad in the classifieds:

"Garden full of cat manure available for masturbatory purposes at a very reasonable hourly rate."

pragmatic1

Daegerty wrote: »

If the cat was 50 times bigger it would do a lot worse than 'annoy' a human.

and have you ever seen a cat torment a mouse or a rabbit for hours before finally tearing it to shreds? ah the poor innocent little creatures

Thats just instinct. They're just dumb animals. Actually a lot less intelligent than dogs.

pragmatic1

Piss and **** outside OP to show the cat whos territory its in.

Daegerty

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Thats just instinct. They're just dumb animals. Actually a lot less intelligent than dogs.

So it's alright for us to blow them out of it if they get in the way

Cerocco

Ok I know its Ah, i'll put a sensible answer and await the lambasting. Cats hate pepper. For the next while put some pepper down where the cat normally does his business. As they always sniff first the pepper will put it right off and send it scarpering. Sneezing all the way home. Best of luck OP

2 stroke

Move house but don't leave a forwarding address.

kowloon

Lemon. Cats hate lemons. Leave a single lemon in the centre of the garden. When the cat sees the lemon it will become so enraged it will refuse to bless your garden with its rich manure.

i57dwun4yb1pt8

best way is male pee - no joke , in area the cat uses

go out at night , or fill a cheap spray jug for anytime

its a male marking scare tactic.

69er

Hector Mildew wrote: »

Was going to ask in animls and pets but similiar threads there seem to break down into arguments without providing any answers....

My neighbour’s cat is using my garden as a giant litter tray. To date I’ve tried an ultrasonic and various chemical detterents all to no avail. I even soaked the feline fúcker with the hose last week but he still comes back for his daily shíte in my vegtable patch, flower beds, my 2 year old’s sand pit, or on the grass (when he’s just too lazy to bury it)..

Aside from not liking cat shít on my vegetables, I’m worried that my 2 year old could pick up some nasty disease (I found her with a sand coated cat turd in her bucket today). I talked to my neighbour but he says he can’t stop them leaving his garden... So, has anyone here found a way to keep cats out of their garden, while also remaining on good terms with the neighbours?

Buy a shotgun

yourpics

that's strange because cats usually bury there waste

kowloon

yourpics wrote: »

that's strange because cats usually bury there waste

And children tend to dig in the sand pit.

Methinks a sandpit cover is in order.

I wasn't lying about the lemon either, they hate citrus, the smell keeps them away from things. Stops them going for the furniture.

ascanbe

Don't think i've ever seen a cat ****; or a cat-****.
If they do ****, i'd imagine they harvest their **** with the intent of some day creating a bomb that will destroy all those they wish ill-upon; this, i'd imagine, would include everyone/everything up-to and including their immediate family and possibly, even, themselves.

pragmatic1

Daegerty wrote: »

So it's alright for us to blow them out of it if they get in the way

What do you mean "blow them out" and how is it relevant.

Local-womanizer

Plant explosives all over your garden,the entrance,the vegetable plot,the sand pit etc.

Cat trips explosives = no more worrying about your kid picking up nasty diseases from the dirty fecker

Win Win situation!