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What's your favoured physique on men?

  • 15-04-2011 4:22pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    A few people have mentioned that there should be a counter thread to the thin women one.

    Me personally, I like them not too snake-hipped, that is such a turn-off.

    I like nice arms (but most men have those), and a sturdy but not too stocky build. Not too muscly though, just nice.

    A few pounds overweight is fine too, but anything more just does nothing for me.

    I tend not to go over six foot in height because I'm short and it gets awkward. Other than, don't care about height all that much.

    So wimmin/gay men, what your preference? :D

    MODS: Don't move this to the Ladies Lounge!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    not too picky, are you op

    me, im not a puddle jumper so i cant comment


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    not too picky, are you op

    My sarcasm detector is malfunctioning. I don't think I'm massively picky, TBH. We all have preferences. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    women


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I'd say a good thick knob, like a Portuguese Fishermans arm, knotted and clean.

    Nothing more to add basically:confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Sexist thread is sexist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    I'm not gay but I usually find burly, quite overweight, husky-voiced, bearded men who work blue collar jobs to be the soundest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Dwellingdweller


    I'd say a good thick knob, like a Portuguese Fishermans arm, knotted and clean.

    Nothing more to add basically:confused:

    hahaha got a good laugh outta this :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭junipergreen


    You already know my vote - scrawny, lanky, and if possible nerdy as hell. Yum.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    You already know my vote - scrawny, lanky, and if possible nerdy as hell. Yum.

    I thought I liked that too, I don't. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    * puts on Eastern european accent*

    "Very erotic physique"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭junipergreen


    What happened to put you off?! Bad experience with lanky geek?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    You already know my vote - scrawny, lanky, and if possible nerdy as hell. Yum.

    Add spotty, dandruff and leprosy to that list and I'm all yours baby! I knew 22 hours per day on the net with get me a lady. By the way I love kids and long walks on the beach.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    What happened to put you off?! Bad experience with lanky geek?

    Nope, just the clothes came off and I was not impressed. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Me personally, I like them not too snake-hipped, that is such a turn-off.

    Yeah well, I never liked you anyway :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I like my men the way I like my booze - cold, in a can, acquired just before 10 in the Centra down the road from my house and eaten with chili flavoured crisps.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Yeah well, I never liked you anyway :mad:

    Awwwwww. *hug*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭junipergreen


    Nope, just the clothes came off and I was not impressed. :D

    Did you get the feeling you might snap him in half by accident? Cause that's all part of the thrill for me... ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Nothing like a man in a bikini!.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Did you get the feeling you might snap him in half by accident? Cause that's all part of the thrill for me... ;)

    Yeah, seeing as I have child-bearing hips. :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Thread needs a soundtrack....



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭junipergreen


    Add spotty, dandruff and leprosy to that list and I'm all yours baby! I knew 22 hours per day on the net with get me a lady. By the way I love kids and long walks on the beach.

    Yeah baby, pick me up at 8.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭junipergreen


    Yeah, seeing as I have child-bearing hips. :(

    I have to admit the sticky-out pelvic bones can be a bit uncomfortable sometimes but still a sacrifice I'm willing to make!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I would say Tall, not skinny but good personality with a sense of humour would be more important than physique.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    super-rush wrote: »
    Sexist thread is sexist.

    did you mean Sexy thread is Sexy ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Ideally: taller than me; definite no-no: really overweight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 850 ✭✭✭Hookah


    Anywhere between a size 43 and 52.

    Anything over a 52 is a real turn-off for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Yeah baby, pick me up at 8.

    YES!! a cork girl too! I bet you're a nurse. Giggidy giggidy, I can pretend you're my cousin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    Most men have nice arms? I disagree with that. Strongly. Or maybe we just have different definitions of 'nice'.

    Muscular, but not too big. Yum.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭junipergreen


    YES!! a cork girl too! I bet you're a nurse. Giggidy giggidy, I can pretend you're my cousin.

    WTF!? :eek:


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    A pulse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭junipergreen


    YES!! a cork girl too! I bet you're a nurse. Giggidy giggidy, I can pretend you're my cousin.

    Better make it 9, I need to find my pepper spray.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭junipergreen


    Yakult wrote: »
    A pulse.

    I like your equal opportunities approach.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭silverspoon


    I'm tall, so I love really tall men to make me feel small and delicate (despite being neither). I like thin men - nothing cadaverous or anything, but I'm not really a fan of big muscles, or big bellies! I like long legs but the really thin, suitable-for-skinny-jeans legs do freak me out a bit.

    I don't have any problem with a rugby physique, or shorter guys, but I can't find overweight attractive. But yeah, ideal is thin and tall. So, pretty much a beanpole. With, since we're talking ideal, great hair. That said, in reality I haven't particularly stuck to that - my lovely bf isn't much taller than me (but the point is, he IS taller.) and I wouldn't change that, or him. :o D'aawwww...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    Yakult wrote: »
    A pulse.

    Some people are just way too picky.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    This instantly sprang to mind



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    My ex was supposedly into tall Irish guys with long hair, now she's banging a stubby English guy. Go figure.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    This instantly sprang to mind


    Classic. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    I like my inside centres to be like a brick-****house of pudge ready to crash the ball up the middle with an unlikely burst of speed.

    Robbo: Legend


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    RichieC wrote: »
    My ex was supposedly into tall Irish guys with long hair, now she's banging a stubby English guy. Go figure.

    Get over it! And get a hair cut!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Get over it! And get a hair cut!

    That ships long since sailed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Hung like a donkey for me please!!

    Feck the Rest!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Ramona Whispering Yard


    Slim & athletic. Has to be slim


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 238 ✭✭Doublin


    Thanks OP, learnt something new today: Snake Hips. And from reading the urban dictionary, I have them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Don't like stocky at all. Lean muscular boxer arms plz thnx incl. tattoos. Not prison ones. Ok, maybe just one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭silverspoon


    Wow the man's version of 'curvy' - 'cuddly' - hasn't really shown up in this quarter eh? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Short and stocky, prop forward type, dreamy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Not a fan of the snake hips at all.. and if the guy is overly hairy that's a no too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Usually shortish and cuddly, but my head has been turned by a tall athletic guy so anything with a pulse and a reasonable grasp of the notion of hygiene tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    SadieSue wrote: »
    Not a fan of the snake hips at all.. and if the guy is overly hairy that's a no too.

    No to hairy chest or beard


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