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What's your favoured physique on men?

Poor Craythur

A few people have mentioned that there should be a counter thread to the thin women one.

Me personally, I like them not too snake-hipped, that is such a turn-off.

I like nice arms (but most men have those), and a sturdy but not too stocky build. Not too muscly though, just nice.

A few pounds overweight is fine too, but anything more just does nothing for me.

I tend not to go over six foot in height because I'm short and it gets awkward. Other than, don't care about height all that much.

So wimmin/gay men, what your preference?

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krudler

dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians.

admiralofthefleet

not too picky, are you op

me, im not a puddle jumper so i cant comment

Poor Craythur

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

not too picky, are you op

My sarcasm detector is malfunctioning. I don't think I'm massively picky, TBH. We all have preferences.

Saila

women

FlutterinBantam

I'd say a good thick knob, like a Portuguese Fishermans arm, knotted and clean.

Nothing more to add basically

Super-Rush

Sexist thread is sexist.

Oh_Noes

I'm not gay but I usually find burly, quite overweight, husky-voiced, bearded men who work blue collar jobs to be the soundest.

Dwellingdweller

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I'd say a good thick knob, like a Portuguese Fishermans arm, knotted and clean.

Nothing more to add basically

hahaha got a good laugh outta this :pac:

junipergreen

You already know my vote - scrawny, lanky, and if possible nerdy as hell. Yum.

Poor Craythur

junipergreen wrote: »

You already know my vote - scrawny, lanky, and if possible nerdy as hell. Yum.

I thought I liked that too, I don't.

mikom

* puts on Eastern european accent*

"Very erotic physique"

junipergreen

What happened to put you off?! Bad experience with lanky geek?

holystungun9

junipergreen wrote: »

You already know my vote - scrawny, lanky, and if possible nerdy as hell. Yum.

Add spotty, dandruff and leprosy to that list and I'm all yours baby! I knew 22 hours per day on the net with get me a lady. By the way I love kids and long walks on the beach.

Poor Craythur

junipergreen wrote: »

What happened to put you off?! Bad experience with lanky geek?

Nope, just the clothes came off and I was not impressed.

OutlawPete

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Me personally, I like them not too snake-hipped, that is such a turn-off.

Yeah well, I never liked you anyway :mad:

AnonoBoy

I like my men the way I like my booze - cold, in a can, acquired just before 10 in the Centra down the road from my house and eaten with chili flavoured crisps.

Poor Craythur

OutlawPete wrote: »

Yeah well, I never liked you anyway :mad:

Awwwwww. *hug*

junipergreen

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Nope, just the clothes came off and I was not impressed.

Did you get the feeling you might snap him in half by accident? Cause that's all part of the thrill for me...

arybvtcw0eolkf

Nothing like a man in a bikini!.

Poor Craythur

junipergreen wrote: »

Did you get the feeling you might snap him in half by accident? Cause that's all part of the thrill for me...

Yeah, seeing as I have child-bearing hips.

strokemyclover

Thread needs a soundtrack....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DDEl7JnWvo

junipergreen

holystungun9 wrote: »

Add spotty, dandruff and leprosy to that list and I'm all yours baby! I knew 22 hours per day on the net with get me a lady. By the way I love kids and long walks on the beach.

Yeah baby, pick me up at 8.

junipergreen

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Yeah, seeing as I have child-bearing hips.

I have to admit the sticky-out pelvic bones can be a bit uncomfortable sometimes but still a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

hondasam

I would say Tall, not skinny but good personality with a sense of humour would be more important than physique.

hondasam

super-rush wrote: »

Sexist thread is sexist.

did you mean Sexy thread is Sexy ?

Dudess

Ideally: taller than me; definite no-no: really overweight.

Hookah

Anywhere between a size 43 and 52.

Anything over a 52 is a real turn-off for me.

holystungun9

junipergreen wrote: »

Yeah baby, pick me up at 8.

YES!! a cork girl too! I bet you're a nurse. Giggidy giggidy, I can pretend you're my cousin.

gargleblaster

Most men have nice arms? I disagree with that. Strongly. Or maybe we just have different definitions of 'nice'.

Muscular, but not too big. Yum.

junipergreen

holystungun9 wrote: »

YES!! a cork girl too! I bet you're a nurse. Giggidy giggidy, I can pretend you're my cousin.

WTF!? :eek: